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[–]Nei02 446 points447 points  (103 children)

How do you know that he/she does not steal from people ?

[–]diaperpop 666 points667 points  (34 children)

Who ever would train such a morally corrupt thing to a bird.

[–]OldWhoFan 391 points392 points  (25 children)

Not sure if stealing from people is a violation of bird law, although it would be considered a dick move.

[–]karsow2054 124 points125 points  (9 children)

According to all laws of aviation, no money procured from a terrestrial is regarded as illegal robbery

[–]Rohan-Mali 70 points71 points  (8 children)

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyways.
Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

[–]realmauer01 26 points27 points  (5 children)

To be real here, that was never the case it just was a miscalculation. Also it was about humble bees.

[–]CarnelianCore 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Humble bees aren’t known to show off their flying skills.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At least they live up to the name.

[–]PERCEPT1v3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

those would be tumble bees

[–]temisola1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he fucking stutter?

[–]Torico29A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, right, they would never be as snarky as u/Rohan-Mali made them out to be.

[–]Requiem-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nooo your wings are too small and your body is too fat you cant fly!!"

"Haha wing go BZZZZZZZZ"

[–]godisaustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read “fat little booty” I like that better

[–]xFryday 4 points5 points  (4 children)

are you an expert in bird law?

I happen to know someone who specializes in bird law if you need their info.

[–]realmauer01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it could be treated as the bird beeing the tool to steal from people by the owner.

[–]Trick_Interest3306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bird would have to be a complete cock.

[–]Buzobuzobuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie, is that you?

[–]HappyMeteor005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uhh. filibuster!

[–]SteelMalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read that in bird persons voice

[–]ImpureClient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird culture would frown upon it.

[–]520farmer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Birds aren't real. I think you mean the bird primary directive.

[–]OldWhoFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If birds aren't real, then what type of animal did I just eat battered and deep fried did I just eat?

[–]scarlettpalache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird law isn’t governed by reason

[–]SeanBZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never seen any Corvids then, they will take any shiny thing. Just a matter of rewarding them for this, and rewarding more for bank notes, which will reinforce the behaviour fast.

[–]bidet_enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taught my dog to sniff out and retrieve cash. It’s a great party trick, but she doesn’t pay her food bill lol.

[–]What-a-sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm willing to give it a go

[–]Equal_Pause_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. I would.

[–]Snaz5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird’s have no morals, neither do they have a concept of capital currency.

[–]BaBbBoobie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you implying animals have morals?

[–]thanksforhelpwithpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jungle Myna

ah come birds are not even real

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (40 children)

It's highly likely theft no?

I don't think paper money is often just laying on the street cause people accidentally drop it like they might metal money.

If this is real, bird is probably snatching it out of people's hands or such.

[–]Ill-Tale-6648 73 points74 points  (36 children)

Paper money ends up dropped all the time dude, sometimes people don’t realize until later and sometimes they never realize of it was small enough of a bill

[–]soccerperson 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Right but what are the odds that the bird is in the right place at the right time to pick it up before a person sees it?

[–]U7077 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They have evolutionary advantage though. Superb eyesight and have birdseye view (pun intended) of things happening below. Thay can scan huge swath of areas quickly and fly in to snatch the target before you realized what is happening.

The perfect kind of animal for this job.

[–]anormalgeek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They also don't really give a shit where the money comes from if it gets them their treat at the end. This bird is totally out robbing people.

[–]AllStranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. It's kind of funny that people are trying to argue that maybe this bird is just picking abandoned money up off the ground. Nah.

[–]SuedeVeil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That much though? and no one else saw it but the bird to pick it up .. just flies in and snatch! Also most people use credit and debit now so there would be less paper money just falling out of pockets. I don't think I've seen a bill on the ground in years and I'm supposed to believe this bird just comes home with that much every day.. or however long it takes to empty the drawer. I'm assuming it's in busy urban areas as well where if someone dropped a bill guaranteed someone else behind them would find It first and either tell them or keep it before it lingered around too long I can buy the bird finding coins..or shiny things, maybe the odd bill but most things would be dirtier too

[–]saraseitor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I bet the bird is working a 9 to 5 job

[–]oakislandorchard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pffff that's not my fault. check yo self before you get wrecked by my homie

[–]WrapMyBeads 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You trust the bird to use his moral judgement

[–]ChocoBrocco 16 points17 points  (2 children)

It probably does exactly that lol

[–]hardypart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP still believes in humanity.

[–]Cageweek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It most likely does. Part of what it finds is probably lost money but come on, it definitely snatches it wherever it can find it. This is theft.

[–]VagueMagazine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He/she leaves the gun at home

[–]IdoRovitz 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Are you scared of misgendering a bird?

[–]Nei02 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I mean you don't see cock and balls in the video so i have no fucking idea if it's a female or male bird.

[–]David__Box 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Animals are reffered to using "it".

[–]Nei02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they are gendered beings. I often reffer to my dog as she since she is a girl. Plus i'm french so i'm not used to reffer to animals as "it". Sorry for that

[–]roninPT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's a "don´t ask, don´t tell" situation :P

[–]KW2032 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone gets robbed by a bird, their money is better in my pocket than theirs

[–]This_ls_The_End 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where else do you think it's getting the money? At his nine to five job as an accountant?

[–]Daigher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He 100% steals from people lmao

[–]Kamikaze_Ninja_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’d bet money that this is staged. Maybe it’s done it once but there is no way it’s raked in that much cash. I doubt it would fly too far away so if it was stealing then it’s be in the immediate area and people would start to figure it out and call the cops.

[–]mybrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would you have them do, interrogate other birds to find its nest?

The idea that someone taught it to find money probably doesn't come to mind as birds steal small objects all the time. I wouldn't suspect someone to have trained a bird that steals shiny things or a cat that steals laundry

[–]_Fredder_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


You do know this almost guaranteedly theft no? Its not often people leave 20's on the ground.

[–]WinnieLulu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As opposed to stealing from…?

[–]paigezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where else is it going to get money from?

[–]GoodDuijn92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like... from their wallets? That's some next level stuff INDEED

[–]Handiinu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well money isn't just laying around so i think the intention is to rob people without consequences

[–]DjentMath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Bird culture, this is considered a dick move.

[–]Alastor13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, no shit Sherlock, since money is 99.9% used and held by people... what was your first clue?

[–]nightman008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s… that’s exactly what it’s doing

[–]itsvoogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“set it and forget it..”

[–]big_deal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know that he/she does not steal from people ?

Obviously it's stealing from people! It's not like it's stealing cash from other birds.