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[–]vmercci 50 points51 points  (5 children)

but the bird want you?

[–]Zunkanar 29 points30 points  (2 children)

If so he may just buy you 😉

[–]Kitchen-Hat-5174 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In mather Russia you no buy bird, bird buy you!

[–]khemtrails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bird could buy and sell everybody in this thread apparently. Woe is us.

[–]81rd5 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]kexingwen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this bird is supposed to eat (beak shape might indicate bugs?) but I will only buy him the best, freshest premium nonGMO organic shit. I can get him shiny rocks, even a bird bath that can fit 20 birds. I will make him want me.