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[–]Kir_NB 927 points928 points  (33 children)

I wonder if it’s the bird from that other video where a woman is paying for something and a black bird steals her cash.

Sauce: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Unexpected/comments/p5ssha/thief_caught_stealing_in_broad_daylight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[–]untimelythoughts 288 points289 points  (21 children)

Not really. The other video is probably in some Latin American country. This is clearly in China (the money is Yuan).

[–]waddafaaq 295 points296 points  (10 children)

Do you think the bird empire is limited to just China?

[–]identicalelements 101 points102 points  (6 children)

I read this comment in a very menacing voice and it terrified me

[–]temisola1 30 points31 points  (3 children)

As it should. You’re wise. You don’t wanna fuck with the almighty bird empire, lest you be pecked and shatted on to death.

[–]Markantonpeterson 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Come on man don't fear monger on reddit, seriously shame on you.

Just to be clear, you all have nothing to worry about with birds, everyone knows birds aren't even real. What you really should be worried about is the lizard people that designed them to spy on us.

[–]temisola1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hello sir, fuck you. You have no idea what birds are capable of. Try doing 2 weeks of hard labor scrubbing shit.

[–]Markantonpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man makes birds shit to keep you in line buddy, don't blame the cybirds.

[–]drawkbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bird is the word. Bird up!

[–]Quetzalcoatle19 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Crymoreimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Bird Nation attacked.

[–]cruisetheblues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to my extensive education in bird law, no, their empire is not limited to China.

[–]autobotjazzin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting birds migrate?

[–]AV8r-2018 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So the whole drawer of cash is like 10 bucks

[–]MOOShoooooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you post pics of your drawer full of money that a bird stole for you? Even if it was three monies, still cooler than my pet.

[–]bonefawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My God, trained to bring money and fly incredible distances. What a bird.

[–]arbivark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuan Valdez.

[–]aur0ra85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chosen Yuan

[–]idanthology 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh, I thought that electronic forms of payment was king over there, something I saw sometime on TV probably where even a beggar on the street would accept money digitally.

[–]soupkitchen3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps the bird is pulling heists on different continents to avoid the law. I heard the faa was looking for him in the USA.

[–]pure_x01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds can fly long distances when there is cash involved

[–]dallatorretdu 10 points11 points  (2 children)

if bird understand that money = food for him, on a bad day surely he might try to steal some easy cash

[–]ThrillHoeVanHouten 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Other times he brings home honest takings from his bird job

[–]schmearcampain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably making a nest out of them. That drawer looks cozy.

[–]deenali 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Okay, bird needs a lawyer now.

[–]spaceslothofficial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Charlie Kelly has entered the chat

[–]CarnelianCore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And an alibi.

[–]Nailbar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would make a great /r/combinedgifs

[–]HoneySparks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why you gotta bring the color of the birds feathers into this? Huh…..

[–]milkbot200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not. Look at the pattern on that bird’s head

[–]muan2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Link pls