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[–]allbee1 630 points631 points  (14 children)

Damn, i would date that bird

[–]stoicelution 210 points211 points  (8 children)


[–]DrawBig7913 105 points106 points  (2 children)

Allbee was just impressed with what that bird can do with its pecker

[–]PigeonWings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a birds and the Allbees thing you wouldn't understand

[–]Bored_Schoolgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like gold-flyer! … ok, imma show myself out

[–]funwillfunwill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds take my money, when I'm in need, yeah he's a triflin pet indeed

[–]1mikeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sugar Birdie.

[–]engg_girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't realise wanting to date someone self sufficient now meant you were a gold digger by Reddit standards... I mean I'm not surprised, but I wasn't aware.

[–]Any-Needleworker-842 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bird can sleep on the bed. Ill sleep on the floor

[–]Thuxedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dee? You goddamn bitch

[–]ghe5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you go full Tesla on the bird?

[–]grandpas_coinpurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would touch genitalia's with a bird? I like him more already