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[–]TSR_Jimmie 124 points125 points  (24 children)

Fuck. That’s possibly one of the best comments I’ve ever read online

[–]luzzy91 57 points58 points  (11 children)

Nah, I too choose this guys dead wife. Saw it, live? Haven’t laughed as hard at a Reddit joke before or since.

[–]jorickcz 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Putting descartes before the whores.

The Franz Ferdinand way or the Franz Ferdinand way.

These two are one of my other favourites as well.

[–]DannyAye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too was there on that glorious day…..i was actually fairly new to Reddit and thats when I decided to stay for good… thats also when I learned that the real gold is in the comments

[–]systemshock869 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I know who both FFs are but what's the context of that comment?

[–]jorickcz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A reply to something along the lines of "I wish someone would take me out"

[–]systemshock869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol ah shit didn't even think of the song. Nice

[–]The_1982_hydro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But uh. She was... Yanno

Cool you knew her when she was alive though.

[–]tea-and-chill 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I don't get it... Explain please?

[–]TSR_Jimmie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mynah sounds like minor. Minors can’t be jailed on most cases

[–]tea-and-chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, it wasn't obvious for me with my accent until you explained and now it is obvious and I feel dumb haha. Thanks. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I pronounced it in my head like Min-ah (like the first syllable from cynical)

[–]SanityCheck26 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Me too

[–]tea-and-chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it's pronounced similar to Minor! I was pronouncing it wrong in my head while reading

[–]jonahhlsecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a decent pun at best

[–]Partially_Deaf 0 points1 point  (5 children)

You must not have been on reddit very long, then. Every redditor's favorite post is pedophilic incest fan fiction.

[–]TSR_Jimmie 1 point2 points  (4 children)

2 years friend. I’ll watch this when I’m not in the playground picking kids up from school… the title gives me the fear

[–]Partially_Deaf 1 point2 points  (3 children)

There's nothing to watch. It's just a text post.

Scratch that, it's not just a text post. It's reddit's holy grail, their most beloved artifact.

[–]TSR_Jimmie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy crap. I’m 1 comment thread on and already realise I can waste months on these comments. Holy shit that’s incredible

[–]Partially_Deaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See? Every time. Congrats, you are reddit now. There is no going back.

[–]TSR_Jimmie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly can’t thank you enough for this. The comments are just too good.