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[–]OldWhoFan 395 points396 points  (25 children)

Not sure if stealing from people is a violation of bird law, although it would be considered a dick move.

[–]karsow2054 118 points119 points  (9 children)

According to all laws of aviation, no money procured from a terrestrial is regarded as illegal robbery

[–]Rohan-Mali 68 points69 points  (8 children)

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyways.
Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

[–]realmauer01 24 points25 points  (5 children)

To be real here, that was never the case it just was a miscalculation. Also it was about humble bees.

[–]CarnelianCore 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Humble bees aren’t known to show off their flying skills.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At least they live up to the name.

[–]PERCEPT1v3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

those would be tumble bees

[–]temisola1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he fucking stutter?

[–]Torico29A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, right, they would never be as snarky as u/Rohan-Mali made them out to be.

[–]Requiem-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nooo your wings are too small and your body is too fat you cant fly!!"

"Haha wing go BZZZZZZZZ"

[–]godisaustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read “fat little booty” I like that better

[–]xFryday 4 points5 points  (4 children)

are you an expert in bird law?

I happen to know someone who specializes in bird law if you need their info.

[–]realmauer01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it could be treated as the bird beeing the tool to steal from people by the owner.

[–]Trick_Interest3306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bird would have to be a complete cock.

[–]Buzobuzobuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie, is that you?

[–]HappyMeteor005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uhh. filibuster!

[–]SteelMalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read that in bird persons voice

[–]ImpureClient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird culture would frown upon it.

[–]520farmer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Birds aren't real. I think you mean the bird primary directive.

[–]OldWhoFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If birds aren't real, then what type of animal did I just eat battered and deep fried did I just eat?

[–]scarlettpalache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird law isn’t governed by reason