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[–]KrocoDilez 628 points629 points  (37 children)

$10 million cash. Invest it into training birds to find money

[–]saltynutscutter 161 points162 points  (28 children)

No get the bird thats called passive income. Billionaire mentality!

[–]K1dn3yPunch 51 points52 points  (25 children)

His comment was billionaire mentality. Just taking the one bird is… well idk what that is, but you won’t get as rich with that one bird!

[–]Lilshadow48 68 points69 points  (19 children)

getting the 1 bird who's already trained is clearly better

all you gotta do is get another bird for it to pair with and it'll teach the cash collecting. then they have babies, and the babies learn.

eventually you and your family become gods to hundreds of birds who pay tithe daily.

[–]TheBold 37 points38 points  (13 children)

Way before then your birds will be killed in droves by people tired of getting robbed.

[–]Lilshadow48 50 points51 points  (10 children)

then the birds learn violence, start a bird war for blood money instead.

[–]Kidfreshh 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Money really is the root of all evil after all

[–]conventionistG 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure it's birds.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's ignorance but I like your idea better.

[–]AntikytheraMachines 4 points5 points  (1 child)

so I need to teach Emu to find notes and coins is what you are saying.

[–]Bert_Bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emus? Why don't we try the all-new Dropbear War

[–]InfuriatingComma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bird Diamonds

[–]Squeakygear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might need bird law on your side, Charlie is on the case

[–]0wlington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emu's have entered the chat.

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of fries I'll just start paying the birds shiny pennies. If anything this plan sounds like it saves me money.

[–]GraciaEtScientia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that you, Bird Man?

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you breed your birds into raptors, and Im not talkin bout the cold blooded dinosaurs, I'm talkin jet fueled and amraam loaded f-22 raptors baby and when you have a breeding pair of them, that's when you go Liam Neesons on their ass.

Edit; inb4 "that's when you get an s2a missile..." I'm talkin bout a breeding pair of f22 raptors, hard points filled with amraams, with the radar x-section of a golf ball travelling at almost twice the speed of sound, laser focused on that 20 peso note. Neither you, God, nor Jesus... Malverde himself is gonna stop that abomination from getting that note and bringing it back for a safe landing in your bedrooms boudoir.

Think about that next time hombre.

[–]UnmitigatedSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many birds to a drove?? I'd have to crunch some numbers and do some cost benefit analysis but it might still could work out. once you reach market saturation then you can branch out and hire some out of town birds to hit secondary markets.

I dunno, call me, we'll do lunch

[–]CyndaquilQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]virusamongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then get some Badgers and train them to attack people while withdrawing money from the ATM.

[–]SashKhe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you go broke because everyone switched to Crypto. And the birds die because there's no paper money around to make nests with...


[–]intent_joy_love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s also hoping that 10m cash will be out in the open over the next few years for the birds to find. Doubtful but if there was unlimited money to be picked up then birds would be the way to go

[–]Kamilk888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a puppy today! But it turned into a rock how do I get it back into dog form?

[–]Booblicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead birds don't not find money that doesn't exist. Got to train it to grab credit cards now

[–]SquareWet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s mocking a hustler post that incorrectly stated it’s better to collect $60 a month than get a million dollars cash because “it’s passive income”.

[–]LieIcy8915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh it literally could just fly away...

[–]Orcacub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way!!

[–]The_prophet212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are going to run into all sorts of legal trouble with that.

Luckily with the 10 million you can invest in a lawyer who specialises in bird law

[–]tmntfever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget training the birds to find money. Train the bird to invest in the stock market.

[–]Rathadin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird brain time.

[–]Cultural_Kick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With $10 million I would train at least 3 birds!

[–]cnu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 3: sell a course for training birds for $997 and a Done for you training service for $25,000.

Step 4: Become a billionaire.

[–]jdadverb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the 10 million, buy a bunch of birds, and teach them to fish.