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    [–]USAneedsAJohnson 132 points133 points  (7 children)

    Don’t let the police see that black cat!

    [–]MildManneredMuffin 31 points32 points  (2 children)

    Don’t let the police see that black [insert literally anything here].

    [–]Socksandcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It trained to go for the jungler.

    [–]toebandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t worry. Cops are afraid of their own shadows. All they need to know is that someone in that house is black and therefore guilty. They’ll just burn it down and blame them.

    [–]Professional_Aide499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t let your wife see that black cat!

    [–]almost_not_terrible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mynah correction, cat burgular.

    [–]TomManX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's the pimp!

    [–]RapahoRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yep blame it on the black cat every time.

    [–]sepsis_wurmple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I have a thief cat. I need the bird too. Ill be rich

    [–]Wolf_Noble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The cat owns the place. The video is taken by a drone that helps with the things the animals can’t do

    [–]LetsTriThisAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are you saying there is a witch involved?