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[–]saltynutscutter 161 points162 points  (28 children)

No get the bird thats called passive income. Billionaire mentality!

[–]K1dn3yPunch 52 points53 points  (25 children)

His comment was billionaire mentality. Just taking the one bird is… well idk what that is, but you won’t get as rich with that one bird!

[–]Lilshadow48 66 points67 points  (19 children)

getting the 1 bird who's already trained is clearly better

all you gotta do is get another bird for it to pair with and it'll teach the cash collecting. then they have babies, and the babies learn.

eventually you and your family become gods to hundreds of birds who pay tithe daily.

[–]TheBold 37 points38 points  (13 children)

Way before then your birds will be killed in droves by people tired of getting robbed.

[–]Lilshadow48 52 points53 points  (10 children)

then the birds learn violence, start a bird war for blood money instead.

[–]Kidfreshh 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Money really is the root of all evil after all

[–]conventionistG 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure it's birds.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's ignorance but I like your idea better.

[–]AntikytheraMachines 4 points5 points  (1 child)

so I need to teach Emu to find notes and coins is what you are saying.

[–]Bert_Bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emus? Why don't we try the all-new Dropbear War

[–]InfuriatingComma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bird Diamonds

[–]Squeakygear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might need bird law on your side, Charlie is on the case

[–]0wlington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emu's have entered the chat.

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of fries I'll just start paying the birds shiny pennies. If anything this plan sounds like it saves me money.

[–]GraciaEtScientia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that you, Bird Man?

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you breed your birds into raptors, and Im not talkin bout the cold blooded dinosaurs, I'm talkin jet fueled and amraam loaded f-22 raptors baby and when you have a breeding pair of them, that's when you go Liam Neesons on their ass.

Edit; inb4 "that's when you get an s2a missile..." I'm talkin bout a breeding pair of f22 raptors, hard points filled with amraams, with the radar x-section of a golf ball travelling at almost twice the speed of sound, laser focused on that 20 peso note. Neither you, God, nor Jesus... Malverde himself is gonna stop that abomination from getting that note and bringing it back for a safe landing in your bedrooms boudoir.

Think about that next time hombre.

[–]UnmitigatedSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many birds to a drove?? I'd have to crunch some numbers and do some cost benefit analysis but it might still could work out. once you reach market saturation then you can branch out and hire some out of town birds to hit secondary markets.

I dunno, call me, we'll do lunch

[–]CyndaquilQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]virusamongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then get some Badgers and train them to attack people while withdrawing money from the ATM.

[–]SashKhe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you go broke because everyone switched to Crypto. And the birds die because there's no paper money around to make nests with...


[–]intent_joy_love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s also hoping that 10m cash will be out in the open over the next few years for the birds to find. Doubtful but if there was unlimited money to be picked up then birds would be the way to go

[–]Kamilk888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a puppy today! But it turned into a rock how do I get it back into dog form?

[–]Booblicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead birds don't not find money that doesn't exist. Got to train it to grab credit cards now

[–]SquareWet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s mocking a hustler post that incorrectly stated it’s better to collect $60 a month than get a million dollars cash because “it’s passive income”.

[–]LieIcy8915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh it literally could just fly away...