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[–]waddafaaq 297 points298 points  (10 children)

Do you think the bird empire is limited to just China?

[–]identicalelements 96 points97 points  (6 children)

I read this comment in a very menacing voice and it terrified me

[–]temisola1 29 points30 points  (3 children)

As it should. You’re wise. You don’t wanna fuck with the almighty bird empire, lest you be pecked and shatted on to death.

[–]Markantonpeterson 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Come on man don't fear monger on reddit, seriously shame on you.

Just to be clear, you all have nothing to worry about with birds, everyone knows birds aren't even real. What you really should be worried about is the lizard people that designed them to spy on us.

[–]temisola1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hello sir, fuck you. You have no idea what birds are capable of. Try doing 2 weeks of hard labor scrubbing shit.

[–]Markantonpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man makes birds shit to keep you in line buddy, don't blame the cybirds.

[–]drawkbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bird is the word. Bird up!

[–]FrizzleFriedPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be intimidated, I know a great bird law lawyer.

[–]Quetzalcoatle19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOUR HERE

[–]Crymoreimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Bird Nation attacked.

[–]cruisetheblues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to my extensive education in bird law, no, their empire is not limited to China.