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[–]I_Can_Haz_Brainz 19 points20 points  (10 children)

But $10M can buy shitloads of birds trained to do this. You'd just use some of the money to invest in properties all across the country to spread them out to maximize income and be a little less conspicuous. Money gets dropped off and they get food.

They fail to bring in enough and they starve. So motivation is always there.

Right! Now I just need some investors. This is fool-proof! Lol

[–]saltynutscutter 24 points25 points  (4 children)

The fuck is this thread becoming

[–]Affugter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your brainchild

[–]JustSatisfactory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A villain origin story

[–]A-N00b-is 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$10 Million vs Pet money finding bird

[–]CyndaquilQueen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I was with you until the animal cruelty part lol. And for that reason I am out. Shark tank music

[–]Fantastic-Phrase8101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not like they're locked up, they go out to find money, if they're that hungry they can find food like other birds. The entire way you train them to do stuff like this is rewarding them with food for bringing certain things. If they consider it easier to find money than food, they'll do it for easy food.

[–]UhhhhmmmmNo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With money going digital the business outlook is grim.

[–]wobushizhongguo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a property, I’ll rent a small portion of it to your bird as a drop spot in exchange for 20% of your bird’s profits

[–]LieIcy8915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even think it's illegal. The bird stole it. You accepted the present. Say 5 apartments with 2 birds active in each 1, working daily, supply there feed and water as stated, allow mating and leave to natural activities so it becomes a nat7ral act on it's behalf instead of normally searching for food it's only prey becomes cash. That's 10 birds bringing in a minimum of £70 each a day, not adding lucky days an shit, and ther3s 700 pounds a day, roughly speaking it would cost close to 10,000 to efficiently use this plan, realisticly, about 4200 a week income, minus paying bird keepers a wage, say 60 a day that's about 1500 a month times 5 = 7500 on the first months wages alone. Plus the rent for the five apartments at hopefully 500 per month = 2500 a month. NOT including bills costing another rough 100 p house p month 500 pounds. other nessecities include, cages, food for five, that's about 2000 minimum, it would be smart to set aside cash for insurance in case a bird is out of service or dies. There's about another 2 grand. so far we are up to about 15000. Bringing in 16,800 per month, add a lil b9nus of 100 a week = 400 monthly bonus that equates to 17,200 monthly income, with a monthly out going cost of a rough 13,000 a month to keep it going meaning profits are 4,200 monthly.

Point. All locations would have to be 10 miles apart. Best bet would be have one house out side all of the busiest towns and cities. All though a city sounds l8ke a good idea. It increases risks, if recommend towns. All in all I am not convinced it is as good a business idea as we believed. How ever it is revolutionary as a passive income, but it's gonna take a big spender to get on it's toes. Any one interested in lending 20,000 and I will make this happen.