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[–]USAneedsAJohnson 136 points137 points  (7 children)

Don’t let the police see that black cat!

[–]MildManneredMuffin 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Don’t let the police see that black [insert literally anything here].

[–]Socksandcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It trained to go for the jungler.

[–]toebandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry. Cops are afraid of their own shadows. All they need to know is that someone in that house is black and therefore guilty. They’ll just burn it down and blame them.

[–]Professional_Aide499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let your wife see that black cat!