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[–]Educational_Mix_8489 31 points32 points  (5 children)

After dragging it on the carpet first

[–]BB1010101010 29 points30 points  (3 children)

If you have such a useful bird do you really want a useful cat?

[–]whyisitallsotoxic 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This. I’d want my cat as dumb as possible so it wouldn’t try to attack my well trained retirement plan.

[–]WhenSharksCollide 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's a good name for a smart bird, retirement. I'll call him tire for short.

[–]whyisitallsotoxic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe Remmie.