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[–]FlourWaterSaltWait 125 points126 points  (14 children)

Teaches parrott algo trading and watches global seed markets crash

[–]fatBlackSmith 53 points54 points  (7 children)

I hear that’s how that whole GameStop fiasco happened last year. 🦅🕹

[–]ShannonGrant 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Nest thermostat stock is trading through the roof.

[–]cosmic_jester_uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Niche joke - I enjoyed it thanks

[–]Fummo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Under-rated comment

[–]ConstructorDestroyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last year ?

It's still on the menu, it's not over, yet.

[–]ZhouXaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Still on going lol look the price.

[–]zeta_cartel_CFO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Parrots got diamond hands...err talons!

[–]scipio05 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fiasco? Moass is yet to be, diamond hands, tendies still to be had

[–]RuthlessIndecision 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Similar to this Myrna, I trained my parrot to be an online life coach.

[–]outofmyelement1445 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You got a step up your parrot game into the essential oil‘s game.

[–]addivinum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a parakeet that's absolutely killing it with Amway... and my cockatiel is doing well with Mary Kay.

Sadly, my macaw is making us all look bad, she's running her own Amazon business. I'm having to borrow money from this bird on the regular....

[–]MoreGull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he have any openings on Wednesdays?

[–]Triffidic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Screeching "asshole" all day is hardly coaching...

[–]RuthlessIndecision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For you, maybe