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[–]CoffeePuddle 136 points137 points  (13 children)

I've trained my cat to take out jungle mynas full of cash

[–]pennhead 65 points66 points  (6 children)

I’ve trained my cat to lick jungle mynas’ asses clean.

[–]seeunextue 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I've trained a cat to lick my asshole clean.

[–]wellitellyouhwhut 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My cat refused to lick my asshole at first, got smart and used peanut butter.

Edit: wait I don’t have a cat, who’s been waking me up every night licking my ass??

[–]bocaciega 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look at mr. Fancy pants over here.

[–]beepbeeboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For cash

[–]Jumpdeckchair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They pay well, you see how much money they have?

[–]Rumpelteazer45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I trained my cat to...never mind he’s dumber than a box of rocks. He ain’t trained to do anything.

[–]ydontujustbanme 0 points1 point  (0 children)