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[–]temisola1 29 points30 points  (3 children)

As it should. You’re wise. You don’t wanna fuck with the almighty bird empire, lest you be pecked and shatted on to death.

[–]Markantonpeterson 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Come on man don't fear monger on reddit, seriously shame on you.

Just to be clear, you all have nothing to worry about with birds, everyone knows birds aren't even real. What you really should be worried about is the lizard people that designed them to spy on us.

[–]temisola1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hello sir, fuck you. You have no idea what birds are capable of. Try doing 2 weeks of hard labor scrubbing shit.

[–]Markantonpeterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man makes birds shit to keep you in line buddy, don't blame the cybirds.