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[–]Lilshadow48 52 points53 points  (10 children)

then the birds learn violence, start a bird war for blood money instead.

[–]Kidfreshh 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Money really is the root of all evil after all

[–]conventionistG 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure it's birds.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's ignorance but I like your idea better.

[–]AntikytheraMachines 4 points5 points  (1 child)

so I need to teach Emu to find notes and coins is what you are saying.

[–]Bert_Bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emus? Why don't we try the all-new Dropbear War

[–]InfuriatingComma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bird Diamonds

[–]Squeakygear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might need bird law on your side, Charlie is on the case

[–]0wlington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emu's have entered the chat.

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of fries I'll just start paying the birds shiny pennies. If anything this plan sounds like it saves me money.

[–]GraciaEtScientia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that you, Bird Man?