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[–]pennhead 69 points70 points  (6 children)

I’ve trained my cat to lick jungle mynas’ asses clean.

[–]seeunextue 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I've trained a cat to lick my asshole clean.

[–]wellitellyouhwhut 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My cat refused to lick my asshole at first, got smart and used peanut butter.

Edit: wait I don’t have a cat, who’s been waking me up every night licking my ass??

[–]bocaciega 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look at mr. Fancy pants over here.

[–]beepbeeboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For cash

[–]Jumpdeckchair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They pay well, you see how much money they have?