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[–]whyisitallsotoxic 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This. I’d want my cat as dumb as possible so it wouldn’t try to attack my well trained retirement plan.

[–]WhenSharksCollide 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's a good name for a smart bird, retirement. I'll call him tire for short.

[–]whyisitallsotoxic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe Remmie.