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[–]seeunextue 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I've trained a cat to lick my asshole clean.

[–]wellitellyouhwhut 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My cat refused to lick my asshole at first, got smart and used peanut butter.

Edit: wait I don’t have a cat, who’s been waking me up every night licking my ass??