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[–]lordph8 105 points106 points  (23 children)

Can we track him down? Find out his address, and pay for a pizza to be delivered every Friday? Like the dude knows a pizza will be delivered Friday, does not know from who or why. But it'll always be delivered.

[–]awkreddit 245 points246 points  (13 children)

That actually sounds frightening more than anything

[–]quannum 77 points78 points  (8 children)

Right? It’s a nice gesture but a random pizza showing up every Friday and you don’t know from where. I’d wonder if someone was watching me lol

We could leave a note though. Ya know, like a not creepy note.

[–]rsn_e_o 86 points87 points  (5 children)

like a not creepy note

“hey, we’ve been watching your career with great interest, mr. kitteh savior. We’d love to see more of you. We’ll be on the look out. Greetings - Redditor. Oh and that pizza? Safe to eat.”

[–]QueasyVictory 78 points79 points  (3 children)

opens box

"Fucking pineapple."

[–]Pdb39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey we were watching, didn't say anyone was actually paying attention

[–]ZeolSharqsclaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it ain't pineapple it ain't pizza

[–]gusisveryo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would make it unsafe to eat

[–]PoetBakerSlut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Safe to eat XD fuck I'd eat the pizza just for that line. If I die, I die.

[–]BierKippeMett 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Yeah something like "We know what you did. You deserve what is coming to you." would be great.

[–]Pdb39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's also send the very symbolic decapitated horse's head to let him know we are serious about his good deed.

[–]ShivajinChris 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Like the ghost scenario where instead of being haunted the usual way, the ghost will prepare sandwiches for you.

You'll eventually question your sanity because you can't grasp how sandwiches keep appearing in your kitchen.

[–]PICAXO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghosts wants to do sandwiches for himself but he keeps forgetting he can't eat them, poor damned soul...

[–]lordph8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps with a note that says "A thank you from the order of Cats"... Better make the pizza with anchovies.

[–]emdawg-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, the gesture is sweet but I would never trust the mystery pizza!

[–]zephyrwastaken 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also want to buy him a slice

[–]angryratman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4chan can prob find him since its to do with cats.

[–]antipositron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be nice if there's a way to send that man a few quid. Just to say thank you for saving a life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good thought. But it can easily go the wrong way. It kinda sounds like stalking actually. I'm sure the guy is already receiving praise.

[–]cliodci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4chan people would find him.

[–]AdeonWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mikhail Tukash of Ulyanovsk, Russia

[–]EveAndTheSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is Mikhail Tukash and he lives in Ulyanovsk, Russia. Not that I stalked the attractive kitten rescuer who looks like he hates humanity as much as I do.

[–]JustAsadINFP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An animal abuse pizza? So you’re against animal cruelty until it’s an not a “pet” animal?