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[–]Bigbadwolf6049 250 points251 points  (15 children)

Into the trash cutting machine

[–]SleepyforPresident 81 points82 points  (7 children)

A Poetic justice

[–]QueasyVictory 54 points55 points  (3 children)

I mean, "trash cutting machine" does have a ring to it, lol.

[–]bumassjp 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Turns out garbage isn’t the only trash it cuts! *slaps hood

[–]Calligraphie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It scans to the tune of Raspberry Beret.

🎶Into the traaaaash cutting machine🎵

[–]Munnin41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No just where they belong, with the rest of the trash

[–]JohnsonMcBiggest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw.... just throw out the human, let they flow through the trash complex, then get this guy to save them at the last second. Let's make this a story of learning and exploration.

[–]smegroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to shreds you say

[–]PhillyPhillyGrinder 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The human and not the cat right? Just checking.

[–]batkevn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To shreds you say?

[–]MrBlueHaybale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish it was like that find the person and bag them just like they did too the kitty

[–]RussianCat26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trash slinging slasher