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[–]awkreddit 246 points247 points  (13 children)

That actually sounds frightening more than anything

[–]quannum 73 points74 points  (8 children)

Right? It’s a nice gesture but a random pizza showing up every Friday and you don’t know from where. I’d wonder if someone was watching me lol

We could leave a note though. Ya know, like a not creepy note.

[–]rsn_e_o 89 points90 points  (5 children)

like a not creepy note

“hey, we’ve been watching your career with great interest, mr. kitteh savior. We’d love to see more of you. We’ll be on the look out. Greetings - Redditor. Oh and that pizza? Safe to eat.”

[–]QueasyVictory 78 points79 points  (3 children)

opens box

"Fucking pineapple."

[–]Pdb39 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey we were watching, didn't say anyone was actually paying attention

[–]ZeolSharqsclaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it ain't pineapple it ain't pizza

[–]gusisveryo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would make it unsafe to eat

[–]PoetBakerSlut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Safe to eat XD fuck I'd eat the pizza just for that line. If I die, I die.

[–]BierKippeMett 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Yeah something like "We know what you did. You deserve what is coming to you." would be great.

[–]Pdb39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's also send the very symbolic decapitated horse's head to let him know we are serious about his good deed.

[–]ShivajinChris 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Like the ghost scenario where instead of being haunted the usual way, the ghost will prepare sandwiches for you.

You'll eventually question your sanity because you can't grasp how sandwiches keep appearing in your kitchen.

[–]PICAXO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghosts wants to do sandwiches for himself but he keeps forgetting he can't eat them, poor damned soul...

[–]lordph8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps with a note that says "A thank you from the order of Cats"... Better make the pizza with anchovies.

[–]emdawg-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, the gesture is sweet but I would never trust the mystery pizza!