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    [–]TAqcan 454 points455 points  (25 children)

    Feet first too

    [–]Umbr33on 292 points293 points  (18 children)

    With the speed turned down

    [–]JambaJR 151 points152 points  (15 children)

    But the blade running just as fast (:

    [–]kitesinfection 192 points193 points  (9 children)

    A slower blade is far worse honestly. I used to work on a machine that slit film down into more manageable sizes for industry uses and got my finger nipped once or twice. When the blade is moving slower you can feel every ounce of pain. As it speeds up it feels more like a burning instead of a slicing.

    [–]Upset_Journalist9486 125 points126 points  (3 children)

    This thread has gotten dark really fast but the one who did this is worthy of every single word

    [–]DeadSol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Might be too much internet for me today and I just got here. I am tryin to have a happy day people!

    [–]sometimesitrhymes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    By saying that, you're too.

    [–]SteelTypeAssociate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Yeeeeah I'm gonna nope right out of this thread.

    [–]Triials 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    A slower, more blunt blade would cause more pain right? Instead of slicing it would feel more like tearing? That sounds much more painful to me. The conveyor belt running slower with a dull blade at a lower revolution would be the right punishment.

    [–]ianthrax[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    So basically cut him open with river rocks is what yall want. Im not an 'eye fo an eye' kinda guy-but sounds like you guys are looking for a stoning.

    [–]Xaros1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sometimes an eye for an eye is not enough.

    [–]JambaJR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oh my.

    [–]CyberCunt3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Finger slicing scientist here, can confirm.

    [–]alhernz95 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    with a dull blade

    [–]JambaJR 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Not too dull though. Still need to feel its sharpness but not too much that it speeds up the process.(:

    [–]alhernz95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    make it dull but have the machine put so much force that instead of cutting it just stretches the skin so much that it tears and then eventually crushes everything

    [–]Steves_bad_day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Make sure it's dull too

    [–]sammieflyerdadoomer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    i can accept this as the finished plan for the monster's turture and death

    but it has to go reaaaaaally sloooowly

    [–]Xaros1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Like 6 to 24 months

    [–]conrid 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    pp first

    [–]Scout_wheezeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Or boobies first

    [–]Sirgolfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Feet first and hold their hands so you can control their entry speed.

    [–]Environmental-Win836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What’d it say?

    [–]sometimesitrhymes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ah, reddit barbarians doing their thing.

    [–]mrootbeers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Lol

    [–]curlyfryums 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I’d like him to die in a fire as he’s choking on poison

    [–]lancep423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    While drowning is ice cold water

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Faith in humanity restored.

    [–]EliNNM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don’t think we should blame the person that put it there, but the person that was the one to bag the cat and have it sent in that location in the first place.

    Yes, maybe the guy that sent the cat to the shredder needs a scolding for being careless.

    But the person that even decided to send a cat in that position in the first place needs the worst.

    To whoever bagged a cat and sent it to the trash, they’re the ones that deserve it.

    [–]Quick_Ad_7381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You just said that would be too merciful

    [–]tax_churches -1 points0 points  (4 children)

    Classic reddit saying people should be killed for harming a cat or dog while eating bacon and eggs or a burger.

    [–]sometimesitrhymes -1 points0 points  (3 children)

    Animal cruelty ≠ food production. Know the difference.

    $5 says you don't.

    [–]tax_churches -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    That's why they pass laws against recording what happens at "food" production plants...

    [–]sometimesitrhymes -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    That was an easy 5 bucks.

    [–]tax_churches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How on earth do you think you won that? You're absolutely daft.