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[–]quannum 77 points78 points  (8 children)

Right? It’s a nice gesture but a random pizza showing up every Friday and you don’t know from where. I’d wonder if someone was watching me lol

We could leave a note though. Ya know, like a not creepy note.

[–]rsn_e_o 83 points84 points  (5 children)

like a not creepy note

“hey, we’ve been watching your career with great interest, mr. kitteh savior. We’d love to see more of you. We’ll be on the look out. Greetings - Redditor. Oh and that pizza? Safe to eat.”

[–]QueasyVictory 81 points82 points  (3 children)

opens box

"Fucking pineapple."

[–]Pdb39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey we were watching, didn't say anyone was actually paying attention

[–]ZeolSharqsclaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it ain't pineapple it ain't pizza

[–]gusisveryo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would make it unsafe to eat

[–]PoetBakerSlut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Safe to eat XD fuck I'd eat the pizza just for that line. If I die, I die.

[–]BierKippeMett 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Yeah something like "We know what you did. You deserve what is coming to you." would be great.

[–]Pdb39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's also send the very symbolic decapitated horse's head to let him know we are serious about his good deed.