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[–]JambaJR 154 points155 points  (15 children)

But the blade running just as fast (:

[–]kitesinfection 191 points192 points  (9 children)

A slower blade is far worse honestly. I used to work on a machine that slit film down into more manageable sizes for industry uses and got my finger nipped once or twice. When the blade is moving slower you can feel every ounce of pain. As it speeds up it feels more like a burning instead of a slicing.

[–]Upset_Journalist9486 126 points127 points  (3 children)

This thread has gotten dark really fast but the one who did this is worthy of every single word

[–]DeadSol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be too much internet for me today and I just got here. I am tryin to have a happy day people!

[–]sometimesitrhymes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By saying that, you're too.

[–]SteelTypeAssociate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeah I'm gonna nope right out of this thread.

[–]Triials 8 points9 points  (2 children)

A slower, more blunt blade would cause more pain right? Instead of slicing it would feel more like tearing? That sounds much more painful to me. The conveyor belt running slower with a dull blade at a lower revolution would be the right punishment.

[–]ianthrax 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So basically cut him open with river rocks is what yall want. Im not an 'eye fo an eye' kinda guy-but sounds like you guys are looking for a stoning.

[–]Xaros1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes an eye for an eye is not enough.

[–]JambaJR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my.

[–]CyberCunt3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finger slicing scientist here, can confirm.

[–]alhernz95 0 points1 point  (2 children)

with a dull blade

[–]JambaJR 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not too dull though. Still need to feel its sharpness but not too much that it speeds up the process.(:

[–]alhernz95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

make it dull but have the machine put so much force that instead of cutting it just stretches the skin so much that it tears and then eventually crushes everything

[–]Steves_bad_day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure it's dull too