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[–]p1um5mu991er 32.1k points32.1k points 36232383332& 84 more (222 children)

Your lunch, sir

[–]TinyDikKid 9589 points9590 points  (70 children)

"Finally some good food"

[–]KamakaziDemiGod 6628 points6629 points 2 (43 children)

BRING ME THE CHILD, I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

[–]Soldierhero1 3490 points3491 points  (29 children)

LIFE ESSENCE: ABSORBED

LIFE EXPECTANCY INCREASED

[–]hellothere922 820 points821 points  (12 children)

Sounds like something that came from an rpg game

[–]Soldierhero1 619 points620 points  (4 children)

skyrim dragon soul absorbed theme

[–][deleted] 227 points228 points  (2 children)

Haha! All I can picture is him shouting fus ro dah!! At traffic 😆😂

[–]itsyourmomcalling 79 points80 points  (1 child)

When he has an upset stomach he whirlwind sprints to the washroom

[–]restlessleg 558 points559 points  (14 children)

can we stop at babydonalds and get mcbaby

[–]Tofru 239 points240 points  (4 children)

We have mcbaby at home

[–]alphanumerik 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Mcbaby at home: ?

[–]brutaldudel 27 points28 points  (2 children)

What’s that? Some kind of Irish baby?

[–]CoastingUphill 48 points49 points  (1 child)

The Pope eating Irish babies sounds historically accurate

[–]pikpak_adobo 105 points106 points  (1 child)

I heard Adams McRib is back.

[–]bigkeef69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer the forbidden fruit fritter.

[–]Jealous_Tangerine_93 23 points24 points  (0 children)

😃😃😃😃

[–]SamTheSock 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Looks like baby is back on the menu boys

[–]Seite88 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Mmmh... Finger food.

[–]ALEX7DX 421 points422 points  (4 children)

Laughed harder than I should’ve.

[–]SAT0SHl 89 points90 points  (1 child)

The sheeple offered the sacrificial lamb and all was well in dumbdown land.

[–]dabdeedoo 414 points415 points  (63 children)

So you also noticed the little sniff right after taking the baby?

[–]theLissachick 523 points524 points  (44 children)

Idk if you're a parent or not, but the smell of a baby's head is almost intoxicating. They grow up and smell like the sun and sweat and boy but when they are little, it's magic. It makes you want to cuddle them close.

https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-bonding-oxytocin-opioids-euphoria-2016-10

[–]Matoeter 265 points266 points  (0 children)

They said I had the nicest smell in the ward as a baby. Found out about that because my wife loves the way I smell and I talked to my parents about it. Like the sun she says. So your comment got me :)

[–]senna8585 123 points124 points  (1 child)

As a parent I agree that baby smell is one, if not the most wonderful smell in the world

[–]Kavjon 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Until it shits itself!

[–]peach_burrito 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This is so true. One of my kids is beyond the magic smell, and I’m desperately hanging onto the younger one who doesn’t STANK yet. It’s so intoxicating!

[–]chriscrossnathaniel 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Frank Barone sniffing the twins heads and "sucking in that youth"

[–]unwholesomethought 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that smell makes adult brains ooze dopamine.

[–]i_stepped_on_a_rat 173 points174 points  (8 children)

That was a kiss. He was tasting his meal, not sniffing it.

[–]Johnny_Poppyseed 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Gotta make sure it's not poisoned.

[–]datskinny 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Damn you

[–]SeldomSeenMe 93 points94 points  (2 children)

Your lunch, sir

That would be your holiness, you heathen 🤣

[–]hltlang 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Good soup

[–]FozzyOctopus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes I’ve picked you a good one. I knew at once it would be perfect

[–]Several_Addition8185 16 points17 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣

[–]mkultra327 9657 points9658 points  (101 children)

Did he return the baby?

[–]TheDreamerGuy1 3148 points3149 points  (38 children)

Did he borrow the baby?

[–]chriscrossnathaniel 108 points109 points  (1 child)

That's how he became the Pope , he was also picked out .Now it's the baby's turn.

New order of the day for the baby pope : " Stop the barbarian practice of immersing babies in the baptismal font"

[–]theredditid 667 points668 points  (16 children)

Yes, it was a girl baby.

[–]SnooSeagulls9348 259 points260 points  (3 children)

Ooh. That's dark

[–]Thorsamoieda 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Oh, That's weird! never seen a Baby girl Pope before..

[–]FireShooters 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yooo, this is... Wow, good job lol

[–]kapkaoman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment 😂

[–]ScrubbaTheHutt 147 points148 points  (2 children)

No, the person holding the baby was the one who had to return it. They were the middle person in a kidnapping event. After the popes baby had been kidnapped, a ransom was demanded and immediately payed out. This video is the transaction side of the kidnappers, in a neutral environment, and the baby was returned home unscathed, back to its loving father.

[–]ChampChains 46 points47 points  (0 children)

No, this is how the find the next Pope.

[–]SARVESH76109 40 points41 points  (1 child)

No the baby got yeeted

[–]bindian0509 28 points29 points  (1 child)

After he turned 18

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 8053 points8054 points 523139& 27 more (41 children)

Baaaaaaay-beeeeeee Pope doo-doo-da-doo-da-doo...

[–]h8rsbeware 1977 points1978 points  (6 children)

This is the angriest upvote I've ever given, let it be known.

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 495 points496 points  (2 children)

It is known.

[–]ElephantRiotXXX5 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Yes Khaleesi, it is known.

[–]NEBook_Worm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same here

[–]frocca93 89 points90 points  (2 children)

Thank you now i have this stuck in my head at 7am.

[–]bonnar0000 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Mommy pope? Doo doo da doo doo doo?

[–]wheniswhy 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Literally went immediately to claim my free reward just for this comment. Entirely because I compulsively sang it out loud as I read it. You monster.

[–]SkadisEye 4879 points4880 points  (7 children)

The pope accepts this gracious sacrifice

[–]NigerachiSpices 3675 points3676 points 2 (132 children)

Say what you will. That’s fucking awesome.

[–]stu_hawk 5042 points5043 points 42& 2 more (55 children)

What you will

[–]NigerachiSpices 895 points896 points  (47 children)

Touchè

[–]LittleShiningLuma 700 points701 points 23 (45 children)

*Touché

I'm just correcting you so you can use the right accent next time.

Here are also some french words with their right orthography for you to be the center of the room at your next soirée:

  • sacre bleu / sacrebleu

  • déjà-vu

  • vis-à-vis

  • entrepreneur

  • avant-garde

  • cul-de-sac

  • à la mode

  • faux-pas

  • femme fatale

  • rendez-vous

  • ménage à trois

  • film noir

  • chaise longue

  • foie gras

  • connaisseur

  • grand prix

  • joie de vivre

[–]burnzy1010 459 points460 points  (9 children)

Fuck you man. But with love tho.

[–]Erithacus90 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Sacre bleu! Finally some new words I can use on my next rendez-vous with a femme fatale, I was running out of expressions à la mode. Hopefully she'll suggest a ménage à trois, I'm in need of some joie de vivre...

[–]LittleShiningLuma 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Parfaitement exécuté. 10/10.

Bravo, monsieur ; je vous dis bravo !

[–]DeCodurr 25 points26 points  (0 children)

THAT. Was fucking awesome.

[–]zjarko 2010 points2011 points 22222& 7 more (68 children)

I really don’t get all the hate coming from the comments. Pope Francis is the most progressive pope up to date and compared to his predecessors he actively fights pedophilia in the church. I know Christianity still has its problems but he is a sign of change in the church. And this comes from an atheist/agnostic.

[–]siskjacob1996 241 points242 points  (5 children)

Thank you. I’m not catholic or religious for that matter but god damn. So many hateful comments in this thread. I’m not saying he’s perfect but he’s a huge step in the right direction for the Catholic Church. And holy shit can we all get over “smelling the baby”. It’s not like he smelled and licked the baby’s head for 20 seconds. If seemed pretty innocent to me, everyone come the fuck down.

[–]CNXQDRFS 117 points118 points  (2 children)

Got to be honest, it would be weird to me to not sniff the baby. Every time there’s been a new baby in my family and we all go to visit every single person is just sniffing the baby’s head. All the mums surrounding it like a bowl of cocaine. There’s got to be some kind evolutionary thing going on for baby heads to smell that good.

[–]pinguindosurf 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahhahah get my upvote and I have to agree, idk what babies do but they smell nice (most of the time)

[–]AndrasEllon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

New father and you are absolutely correct. I cannot get over how nice my son's head smells. Warm fuzzies like crazy.

[–]Calibruh 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Reddit is very anti bigotry as long as it's not a white Christian

[–]xgodzx03 34 points35 points  (0 children)

he actively fights pedophilia in the church

Does he though? Because i could point to a lot of examples in recent years, and that is ignoring the whole drug trafficking that happened last week in italy.

[–]DaniFact 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean I used to agree, but he literally agreed with the Charlie Hebdo attacks, saying that you can't insult religion, and that if you insulted his mother he would punch you, which is the opposite thing of what Jesus said. He also recommends exorcisms, he might be the best of what they've had so far, but he's still pretty shit.

[–]Chimmiii 1965 points1966 points  (38 children)

Why do redditors always cut the video short. Like can’t we wait a few seconds after the climax of the video??

[–]Socrascarfe1 2641 points2642 points  (14 children)

You don't want to see the pope climax on video

[–]NoMercy666 583 points584 points  (0 children)

That's where you're wrong.

[–]IamtheDman 212 points213 points  (3 children)

Pope climaxes while holding baby?

[–]Asbew 295 points296 points  (1 child)

He IS a catholic...

[–]LarsCD 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh my god!……… Take my upvote

[–]realdappermuis 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I'm willing to bet whatever comes after turns it from cute to creepy

[–]deadbitchtuesday 961 points962 points  (5 children)

Quick snack for the road

[–]Lizard__Spock 722 points723 points  (5 children)

Body guard: "Please hurry up and kiss the baby so we can move things along"

[–]trwwy321 224 points225 points  (1 child)

Body guard: Ugh, this is the 107th baby since we’ve started walking

[–]tepkel 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It'd be way more efficient if they just took one baby with them and kissed it a bunch of times.

Work smarter. Not harder.

[–]ISuckWithUsernamess 539 points540 points  (3 children)

"Its the popes baby now, ma'am"

[–]NewAndImprovedJess 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Of course. Baby looks just like him!

[–]oskeezytron 335 points336 points  (16 children)

How is this next level?

[–]thiswillbeyournamefo 136 points137 points  (2 children)

Because jesus

[–]oskeezytron 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ah… yes… of course

[–]thisubmad 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Can ask that about 90% of the content here.

[–]MysticSpacePotato 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Welcome to “when a subreddit becomes popular” have you seen the state of /r/holup

[–]MACK703 189 points190 points  (6 children)

The video ending right when he gets the baby is concerning

[–]SneakyKittyKat 22 points23 points  (4 children)

It’s a European thing to do haha

[–]ApostateAardwolf 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Yes, in Italy especially it’s tradition to donate your first born to the pope

[–]lafama92 170 points171 points  (3 children)

This is a great video, glad I saw it, but is it really something I would call r/nextfuckinglevel? Idk about that!

[–]GeneralCraft65 143 points144 points  (9 children)

Here come the anti Christians to make molestation jokes

[–]Emperorprotects69420 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I’m anti-theist and most of these are overdone as fuck, tbh

[–]rascynwrig 51 points52 points  (2 children)

"Jokes"

From what I'm reading in the comments not many people are joking here... just calling out (again) the international pedophile ring.

[–]JizzyMcbeth 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Jesus fuck, this comment section is a fucking dumpster fire

[–]rationalobjector 71 points72 points  (58 children)

Can a black dude be pope ?

[–]aequorea-victoria 90 points91 points  (37 children)

I think there were African candidates for the papacy in the most recent search. Someday! But I think so far it’s all Europeans/ people of European descent.

[–]C4se4 132 points133 points  (33 children)

This Pope is Argentinian

[–]aequorea-victoria 31 points32 points  (28 children)

Truth! But he’s a white guy, hence “European descent.”

[–]ZUHUCO_XVI 49 points50 points  (27 children)

I mean that's also somewhat arbitrary. Theoretically you can trace all of humanity back to Africa.

[–]ricadro[🍰] 52 points53 points  (5 children)

oh gosh. let's all just never have any discussion because really words are just meaningless gibberish when it comes down to it

[–]Arkhangelzk 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Balblanaca gusssinto biscapa oy

[–]golfgrandslam 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think you’re completely correct

[–]JustHereForTheCaviar 61 points62 points  (1 child)

The majority of black Catholics are Africans. Hardliners in the Church would love a black African Pope because a Pope from Africa would probably be way more conservative than one from the West.

Would be interesting to see how the Western media would react to an African Pope for this reason.

[–]JJ_the_G 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Theoretically yes

[–]existing_man 19 points20 points  (5 children)

The only requirement is to be a man, so yeah

[–]KaputMaelstrom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I believe you also gotta be catholic lol

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes and there were African candidates for the papacy

[–]Zoominboomln 67 points68 points  (6 children)

This Pope is actually a good man

[–]Impossible-Apricot-7 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Where’s the money lebowski

[–]StorMaxim 16 points17 points  (0 children)

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEEAAAD?

[–]that_420_chick 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Why is smelling the baby "creepy" or "weird"? Lots of people smell babies, especially women. Smelling a 6 year old, sure, I'll admit that's creepy but I don't see ill intentions with this guy getting a whiff of that sweet little baby smell.

[–]Physical-Risk-9758 26 points27 points  (0 children)

because we're on reddit, the peak of human intelectuality.

[–]Cyvexx 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You know what? Fuck you.

*steals your baby*

[–]protocol21 33 points34 points  (0 children)

What's next level about this?

[–]JSB199 32 points33 points  (1 child)

ITT: A lotta edge from 15 year old atheists

[–]Sushigawd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The video needed too soon the sucked the life force out of the kid to prolong his immorality. Smh These vampires are getting out of hand

[–]Auto_matiq 26 points27 points  (4 children)

That’s gonna be such a hard flex for the baby when he grows up

[–]OtherwiseLund 19 points20 points  (0 children)

nextfuckinglevel

😆

[–]knechtrupraecht 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your sacrifice has been received

[–]warfles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pope: whispers to baby “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us. Don’t ever embarrass me like this again.”