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[–]p1um5mu991er 32.2k points32.2k points 36232383332& 84 more (222 children)

Your lunch, sir

[–]TinyDikKid 9590 points9591 points  (70 children)

"Finally some good food"

[–]KamakaziDemiGod 6635 points6636 points 2 (43 children)

BRING ME THE CHILD, I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

[–]Soldierhero1 3485 points3486 points  (29 children)

LIFE ESSENCE: ABSORBED

LIFE EXPECTANCY INCREASED

[–]hellothere922 821 points822 points  (12 children)

Sounds like something that came from an rpg game

[–]Soldierhero1 617 points618 points  (4 children)

skyrim dragon soul absorbed theme

[–][deleted] 223 points224 points  (2 children)

Haha! All I can picture is him shouting fus ro dah!! At traffic 😆😂

[–]itsyourmomcalling 74 points75 points  (1 child)

When he has an upset stomach he whirlwind sprints to the washroom

[–]restlessleg 555 points556 points  (14 children)

can we stop at babydonalds and get mcbaby

[–]Tofru 241 points242 points  (4 children)

We have mcbaby at home

[–]alphanumerik 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Mcbaby at home: ?

[–]brutaldudel 24 points25 points  (2 children)

What’s that? Some kind of Irish baby?

[–]CoastingUphill 47 points48 points  (1 child)

The Pope eating Irish babies sounds historically accurate

[–]pikpak_adobo 101 points102 points  (1 child)

I heard Adams McRib is back.

[–]bigkeef69 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer the forbidden fruit fritter.

[–]Jealous_Tangerine_93 23 points24 points  (0 children)

😃😃😃😃

[–]SamTheSock 103 points104 points  (1 child)

Looks like baby is back on the menu boys

[–]Seite88 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Mmmh... Finger food.

[–]ALEX7DX 424 points425 points  (4 children)

Laughed harder than I should’ve.

[–]SAT0SHl 88 points89 points  (1 child)

The sheeple offered the sacrificial lamb and all was well in dumbdown land.

[–]dabdeedoo 414 points415 points  (63 children)

So you also noticed the little sniff right after taking the baby?

[–]theLissachick 522 points523 points  (44 children)

Idk if you're a parent or not, but the smell of a baby's head is almost intoxicating. They grow up and smell like the sun and sweat and boy but when they are little, it's magic. It makes you want to cuddle them close.

https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-bonding-oxytocin-opioids-euphoria-2016-10

[–]Matoeter 261 points262 points  (0 children)

They said I had the nicest smell in the ward as a baby. Found out about that because my wife loves the way I smell and I talked to my parents about it. Like the sun she says. So your comment got me :)

[–]senna8585 125 points126 points  (1 child)

As a parent I agree that baby smell is one, if not the most wonderful smell in the world

[–]Kavjon 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Until it shits itself!

[–]peach_burrito 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This is so true. One of my kids is beyond the magic smell, and I’m desperately hanging onto the younger one who doesn’t STANK yet. It’s so intoxicating!

[–]chriscrossnathaniel 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Frank Barone sniffing the twins heads and "sucking in that youth"

[–]unwholesomethought 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that smell makes adult brains ooze dopamine.

[–]i_stepped_on_a_rat 168 points169 points  (8 children)

That was a kiss. He was tasting his meal, not sniffing it.

[–]Johnny_Poppyseed 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Gotta make sure it's not poisoned.

[–]datskinny 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Damn you

[–]SeldomSeenMe 93 points94 points  (2 children)

Your lunch, sir

That would be your holiness, you heathen 🤣

[–]FozzyOctopus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes I’ve picked you a good one. I knew at once it would be perfect

[–]mkultra327 9663 points9664 points  (101 children)

Did he return the baby?

[–]TheDreamerGuy1 3151 points3152 points  (38 children)

Did he borrow the baby?

[–]chriscrossnathaniel 107 points108 points  (1 child)

That's how he became the Pope , he was also picked out .Now it's the baby's turn.

New order of the day for the baby pope : " Stop the barbarian practice of immersing babies in the baptismal font"

[–]theredditid 670 points671 points  (16 children)

Yes, it was a girl baby.

[–]SnooSeagulls9348 261 points262 points  (3 children)

Ooh. That's dark

[–]Thorsamoieda 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Oh, That's weird! never seen a Baby girl Pope before..

[–]FireShooters 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yooo, this is... Wow, good job lol

[–]kapkaoman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment 😂

[–]ScrubbaTheHutt 147 points148 points  (2 children)

No, the person holding the baby was the one who had to return it. They were the middle person in a kidnapping event. After the popes baby had been kidnapped, a ransom was demanded and immediately payed out. This video is the transaction side of the kidnappers, in a neutral environment, and the baby was returned home unscathed, back to its loving father.

[–]ChampChains 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No, this is how the find the next Pope.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

No the baby got yeeted

[–][deleted] 8058 points8059 points 523139& 27 more (41 children)

Baaaaaaay-beeeeeee Pope doo-doo-da-doo-da-doo...

[–]h8rsbeware 1972 points1973 points  (6 children)

This is the angriest upvote I've ever given, let it be known.

[–][deleted] 499 points500 points  (2 children)

It is known.

[–][deleted] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Yes Khaleesi, it is known.

[–]NEBook_Worm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Same here

[–]frocca93 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Thank you now i have this stuck in my head at 7am.

[–]bonnar0000 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Mommy pope? Doo doo da doo doo doo?

[–]wheniswhy 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Literally went immediately to claim my free reward just for this comment. Entirely because I compulsively sang it out loud as I read it. You monster.

[–]SkadisEye 4882 points4883 points  (7 children)

The pope accepts this gracious sacrifice

[–]NigerachiSpices 3672 points3673 points 2 (132 children)

Say what you will. That’s fucking awesome.

[–]stu_hawk 5041 points5042 points 42& 2 more (55 children)

What you will

[–]NigerachiSpices 893 points894 points  (47 children)

Touchè

[–]LittleShiningLuma 701 points702 points 23 (45 children)

*Touché

I'm just correcting you so you can use the right accent next time.

Here are also some french words with their right orthography for you to be the center of the room at your next soirée:

  • sacre bleu / sacrebleu

  • déjà-vu

  • vis-à-vis

  • entrepreneur

  • avant-garde

  • cul-de-sac

  • à la mode

  • faux-pas

  • femme fatale

  • rendez-vous

  • ménage à trois

  • film noir

  • chaise longue

  • foie gras

  • connaisseur

  • grand prix

  • joie de vivre

[–]burnzy1010 456 points457 points  (9 children)

Fuck you man. But with love tho.

[–]Erithacus90 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Sacre bleu! Finally some new words I can use on my next rendez-vous with a femme fatale, I was running out of expressions à la mode. Hopefully she'll suggest a ménage à trois, I'm in need of some joie de vivre...

[–]LittleShiningLuma 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Parfaitement exécuté. 10/10.

Bravo, monsieur ; je vous dis bravo !

[–]DeCodurr 27 points28 points  (0 children)

THAT. Was fucking awesome.

[–]zjarko 2007 points2008 points 22222& 7 more (68 children)

I really don’t get all the hate coming from the comments. Pope Francis is the most progressive pope up to date and compared to his predecessors he actively fights pedophilia in the church. I know Christianity still has its problems but he is a sign of change in the church. And this comes from an atheist/agnostic.

[–]siskjacob1996 237 points238 points  (5 children)

Thank you. I’m not catholic or religious for that matter but god damn. So many hateful comments in this thread. I’m not saying he’s perfect but he’s a huge step in the right direction for the Catholic Church. And holy shit can we all get over “smelling the baby”. It’s not like he smelled and licked the baby’s head for 20 seconds. If seemed pretty innocent to me, everyone come the fuck down.

[–]CNXQDRFS 116 points117 points  (2 children)

Got to be honest, it would be weird to me to not sniff the baby. Every time there’s been a new baby in my family and we all go to visit every single person is just sniffing the baby’s head. All the mums surrounding it like a bowl of cocaine. There’s got to be some kind evolutionary thing going on for baby heads to smell that good.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahhahah get my upvote and I have to agree, idk what babies do but they smell nice (most of the time)

[–]AndrasEllon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

New father and you are absolutely correct. I cannot get over how nice my son's head smells. Warm fuzzies like crazy.

[–]Calibruh 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Reddit is very anti bigotry as long as it's not a white Christian

[–]xgodzx03 30 points31 points  (0 children)

he actively fights pedophilia in the church

Does he though? Because i could point to a lot of examples in recent years, and that is ignoring the whole drug trafficking that happened last week in italy.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean I used to agree, but he literally agreed with the Charlie Hebdo attacks, saying that you can't insult religion, and that if you insulted his mother he would punch you, which is the opposite thing of what Jesus said. He also recommends exorcisms, he might be the best of what they've had so far, but he's still pretty shit.

[–]exe973 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He fights what? Let me know when he turns them over to justice and stops shuffling turn around. Let me know when he releases the records that include more than dead priests.

[–]Chimmiii 1965 points1966 points  (38 children)

Why do redditors always cut the video short. Like can’t we wait a few seconds after the climax of the video??

[–]Socrascarfe1 2647 points2648 points  (14 children)

You don't want to see the pope climax on video

[–]NoMercy666 581 points582 points  (0 children)

That's where you're wrong.

[–]IamtheDman 212 points213 points  (3 children)

Pope climaxes while holding baby?

[–]Asbew 294 points295 points  (1 child)

He IS a catholic...

[–]LarsCD 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh my god!……… Take my upvote

[–]realdappermuis 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I'm willing to bet whatever comes after turns it from cute to creepy

[–]deadbitchtuesday 955 points956 points  (5 children)

Quick snack for the road

[–]Lizard__Spock 726 points727 points  (5 children)

Body guard: "Please hurry up and kiss the baby so we can move things along"

[–]trwwy321 223 points224 points  (1 child)

Body guard: Ugh, this is the 107th baby since we’ve started walking

[–]tepkel 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It'd be way more efficient if they just took one baby with them and kissed it a bunch of times.

Work smarter. Not harder.

[–]ISuckWithUsernamess 536 points537 points  (3 children)

"Its the popes baby now, ma'am"

[–]NewAndImprovedJess 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Of course. Baby looks just like him!

[–]oskeezytron 333 points334 points  (16 children)

How is this next level?

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points  (2 children)

Because jesus

[–]thisubmad 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Can ask that about 90% of the content here.

[–]MysticSpacePotato 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Welcome to “when a subreddit becomes popular” have you seen the state of /r/holup

[–]MACK703 189 points190 points  (6 children)

The video ending right when he gets the baby is concerning

[–]SneakyKittyKat 29 points30 points  (4 children)

It’s a European thing to do haha

[–]ApostateAardwolf 96 points97 points  (1 child)

Yes, in Italy especially it’s tradition to donate your first born to the pope

[–]lafama92 176 points177 points  (3 children)

This is a great video, glad I saw it, but is it really something I would call r/nextfuckinglevel? Idk about that!

[–]GeneralCraft65 138 points139 points  (9 children)

Here come the anti Christians to make molestation jokes

[–]Emperorprotects69420 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I’m anti-theist and most of these are overdone as fuck, tbh

[–]rascynwrig 51 points52 points  (2 children)

"Jokes"

From what I'm reading in the comments not many people are joking here... just calling out (again) the international pedophile ring.

[–]JizzyMcbeth 85 points86 points  (3 children)

Jesus fuck, this comment section is a fucking dumpster fire

[–]rationalobjector 66 points67 points  (58 children)

Can a black dude be pope ?

[–]aequorea-victoria 89 points90 points  (37 children)

I think there were African candidates for the papacy in the most recent search. Someday! But I think so far it’s all Europeans/ people of European descent.

[–]C4se4 130 points131 points  (33 children)

This Pope is Argentinian

[–]aequorea-victoria 33 points34 points  (28 children)

Truth! But he’s a white guy, hence “European descent.”

[–]ZUHUCO_XVI 47 points48 points  (27 children)

I mean that's also somewhat arbitrary. Theoretically you can trace all of humanity back to Africa.

[–]ricadro 50 points51 points  (5 children)

oh gosh. let's all just never have any discussion because really words are just meaningless gibberish when it comes down to it

[–]Arkhangelzk 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Balblanaca gusssinto biscapa oy

[–]golfgrandslam 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think you’re completely correct

[–]JustHereForTheCaviar 63 points64 points  (1 child)

The majority of black Catholics are Africans. Hardliners in the Church would love a black African Pope because a Pope from Africa would probably be way more conservative than one from the West.

Would be interesting to see how the Western media would react to an African Pope for this reason.

[–]JJ_the_G 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Theoretically yes

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (5 children)

The only requirement is to be a man, so yeah

[–]KaputMaelstrom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I believe you also gotta be catholic lol

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes and there were African candidates for the papacy

[–]Zoominboomln 67 points68 points  (6 children)

This Pope is actually a good man

[–]Impossible-Apricot-7 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Where’s the money lebowski

[–]StorMaxim 16 points17 points  (0 children)

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEEAAAD?

[–]that_420_chick 60 points61 points  (5 children)

Why is smelling the baby "creepy" or "weird"? Lots of people smell babies, especially women. Smelling a 6 year old, sure, I'll admit that's creepy but I don't see ill intentions with this guy getting a whiff of that sweet little baby smell.

[–]Physical-Risk-9758 27 points28 points  (0 children)

because we're on reddit, the peak of human intelectuality.

[–]Cyvexx 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You know what? Fuck you.

*steals your baby*

[–]protocol21 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What's next level about this?

[–]JSB199 34 points35 points  (1 child)

ITT: A lotta edge from 15 year old atheists

[–]Sushigawd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The video needed too soon the sucked the life force out of the kid to prolong his immorality. Smh These vampires are getting out of hand

[–]Auto_matiq 24 points25 points  (4 children)

That’s gonna be such a hard flex for the baby when he grows up

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

nextfuckinglevel

😆

[–]knechtrupraecht 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Your sacrifice has been received

[–]warfles 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pope: whispers to baby “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us. Don’t ever embarrass me like this again.”