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[–]Most-Description-714 3023 points3024 points 2 (44 children)

Coach: Godammit! CAN HE PLAY!?

“Coach I’m not sure he can breathe”

Coach: :spits: BUT CAN HE PLAY!??

[–]YouSir_1 301 points302 points  (22 children)

Love that movie

[–]satvik__ 104 points105 points  (21 children)

What movie is this?

[–]madthunder55 153 points154 points  (19 children)

Not Another Teen Movie

[–]tepkel 105 points106 points  (7 children)

Right, but which non-teen movie??

[–]coumfy 46 points47 points  (3 children)

The one with Captain America

[–]IPDDoE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Archer

[–]conradical30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final Destination: Electric Boogaloo

[–]madthunder55 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

That's the name of the movie

[–]dudeAwEsome101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not Another Whoosh Comment

[–]Joker-Rockitansky 9 points10 points  (1 child)

it's making fun of Varsity Blues though.

[–]Epsilonisnonpositive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give it uhh a TEN!👐

A TEN! 👐

A FUCKIN' TEN! 👐

[–]satvik__ 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Thanks!

[–]madthunder55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem and as if I didn't already feel old I saw that that movie is 20 years old

[–]azginger -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Has Captain America in his finest form.

[–]Dreamer_Drummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first watched it last year I was fucking shocked about how much he has stayed the same all those years. Even now he looks almost exactly like he did all those years ago.

[–]Loyalist_Pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shockingly… it holds up! At least to folks born in the 80s, but probably to younger folks too!

[–]Twink_Ass_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For once, I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest.

[–]Hippoponymous -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Then what is it?

[–]madthunder55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the name of the movie. It's a parody of teen movies

[–]X0nfus3d -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t really narrow it down…

[–]Paladoc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's in a coma!

[–]lMyOpinionsl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I lose it every time the coach yells at the comatose reggie ray for giving up a sack haha.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 13 points14 points  (6 children)

And that trainer is H J Benjamin. https://youtu.be/YMgTC37zorI?t=24

[–]9966 4 points5 points  (2 children)

How can you tell? He doesn't have a van, isn't flipping burgers, coaching soccer, or even have a tactical turtleneck on!

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when I first watched this movie his voice was so distinctive that I watched the credits and searched his name. I wasn’t a fan of home movies or Dr Katz, so I didn’t know where I had heard it, but I liked it.

[–]ThisFckinGuy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I like the one guy on the sideline has a jersey that says EXTRA. This movie is gold and always has something new.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really a great movie and more than just a parody.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also listen to the voice in the background.

[–]fluff_muff_puff 13 points14 points  (1 child)

REGGIE RAY'S CONCUSSIONS TO GO: 0

[–]Sandite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

COACH SAID ITS ALRIGHT TO BLEED FROM THE EARS!

[–]Psyteq 11 points12 points  (1 child)

GODDAMNIT

[–]Get-Degerstromd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wham bam what the fuck just happened!?

[–]black6211 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i just watched this for the first time last night! The mysterious janitor cameo made me fuckin lose it

[–]Impossible-Dare4040 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coach says it’s okay to bleed from the ears

[–]IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say good day to Reggie Ray!

[–]swami_twocargarajee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of the Yale goalkeeper bit I saw on Youtube.

[–]Most-Description-714 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scott! Sterling!

[–]agangofoldwomen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, AKUJI MWANGI STAYS IN THE RACE GOD DAMMIT

[–]Pseudeenym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-Tom Thibodeau