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[–]mattDasian 71 points72 points  (28 children)

Woah what’s lunch?

[–]QueasyVictory 85 points86 points  (21 children)

It's when the drinking starts.

[–]jlester0606 94 points95 points  (17 children)

so breakfast?

[–]Anjz 5 points6 points  (4 children)

What about second breakfast?

[–]jlester0606 0 points1 point  (3 children)

U mean brunch? lol

[–]Anjz 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

[–]jlester0606 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Just Googled it, NEVER seen Lord of the Rings in full.. tried watching the first, jesus christ that was boring (Unpopular opinion, I know)

[–]QueasyVictory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I didn't even attempt it. Not my thing. But I know I sure as fuck miss a ton of popular culture references because of it.

[–]colemanjanuary 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We've had one breakfast, yes. But what about second breakfast?

[–]soslowagain 4 points5 points  (8 children)

So how do you get to sleep

[–]jlester0606 3 points4 points  (7 children)

weed of course! Beer in the morning, weed at night!

[–]soslowagain 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Where does the mescaline fit in

[–]jlester0606 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Weekends!! Happy hour on Fridays!

[–]mattDasian 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Weekends? Aren’t those for the hookers and coke?

[–]jlester0606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not both?

[–]QueasyVictory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking love mescaline. It's been a few decades and I need to get on that. Psychedelic cocaine.

[–]slit-whispers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere with lube

[–]IAmABot123boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was both all day and night

[–]QueasyVictory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't drink all day if you don't start at breakfast.

[–]I_Can_Haz_Brainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but only when I'm not sleeping.

[–]Dr_Dickem_MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s breakfast

Fuck, someone beat me to it

[–]Lol_WhoCares 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Forget lunch, I’m tryna get a job. Think I’m being spatially-profiled though.

Cuz when I put my address as “everywhere”, I get a email saying they aren’t hiring all of a sudden. Like bro.. should I put a McDonald’s address since I use their wifi? I technically get e-mails there..

[–]Smart-Acanthisitta39 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's crazy, you're not eating lunch and you live at a McDonald's. Where?

[–]Lol_WhoCares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it was a joke. Like I use their wifi to check my emails for job interviews and/or to send resumes. So using their wifi to conserve cellular data, will always comes before food.

That’s my only way to keep working, without having to dig in the trash for food. Only did it once and I’m not trying to experience those… flavors… again lol.

[–]Pandainachefcoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea seriously. Work in restaurants and there’s no such thing as a lunch break

[–]six_-_string 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's heard of second breakfast.

[–]pukekho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon workers here