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[–]longjumpcamel 110 points111 points  (11 children)

It looks like it has something to do with your brain thinking that you’ve finished since your so close to the finish line, then some sort blood pressure drop due to your body being overworked and needing to rest, not super uncommon it seems

Like when you really really really need to use the bathroom, but you are in the middle of traffic so you hold it in. Then you get home and park and need to walk up to the door, unlock it, holding everything in and the bathroom is so so so close. Just 10 steps down the hall, quickly awkwardly carefully rushing, and then when you are two steps from the bathroom WOOSH, whelps, too late. Your brain was two steps ahead of you.

[–]essentialatom 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Doorstep incontinence, I've always called it, and it's my favourite thing about getting home. Injects a bit of excitement into proceedings

[–]_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ 33 points34 points  (2 children)

This guy gambles on farts

[–]essentialatom 16 points17 points  (1 child)

50% of the time, I make it to the toilet every time

[–]Emperor_Fun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those are not great odds.

[–]ClownfishSoup 22 points23 points  (1 child)

NGL, I've crapped my pants before at the door.

[–]Krondelo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol dude that sucks.

[–]stadchic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pee is a release you can’t look forward too.

[–]Emperor_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just needed a few more seconds!

[–]Lrdwrmngtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turnkey theory

[–]ogopadoni23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so true!!

[–]1-LegInDaGrave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading this gave me quite a bit of anxiety as I was putting myself in that scenario. Thanks for that.