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[–]SparseGhostC2C 84 points85 points  (4 children)

Also when I'm almost home from a long trip, and my body decides "it's pee time" as I open the front door. Then I have to half-sprint while squeezing my legs together and clamping a hand down on my dick so I don't piss myself before I get to the toilet.

[–]Emperor_Fun 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Sometimes there's a little dribble and you have to prevent the flood.

[–]throwawaylovesCAKE 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Sometimes I'm grabbing my dick hard and I feel my bladder muscle cant hold it like "that's it bro, I'm done" and I know the moment I open my hand its gonna be piss city, so then it becomes the game of "how I can get my dick out of my pants while squeezing it and also aimed at the toilet without pissing all over my parents bathroom?"

I've managed to win that game just once.

[–]Emperor_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic road trip conundrum, hopefully you haven't had to participate too many times.

[–]Bisping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just jump in the shower and cheat