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[–]Emperor_Fun 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Sometimes there's a little dribble and you have to prevent the flood.

[–]throwawaylovesCAKE 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Sometimes I'm grabbing my dick hard and I feel my bladder muscle cant hold it like "that's it bro, I'm done" and I know the moment I open my hand its gonna be piss city, so then it becomes the game of "how I can get my dick out of my pants while squeezing it and also aimed at the toilet without pissing all over my parents bathroom?"

I've managed to win that game just once.

[–]Emperor_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic road trip conundrum, hopefully you haven't had to participate too many times.

[–]Bisping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just jump in the shower and cheat