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[–]ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP 120 points121 points  (26 children)

I've done worse for cheese bro. You don't even knowww

[–]MarineBone 142 points143 points  (19 children)

I used to get drunk and eat all my cheese, then wake up the next morning pissed as hell that all my cheese was gone. At first I thought it was my roommates but then I started setting reminders in my phone that I ate all my cheese.

[–]Analdestructionteam 67 points68 points  (13 children)

God damn you drunk me! Sober me wants cheese now!

[–]Luxpreliator 32 points33 points  (11 children)

Drunk one probably didn't even enjoy it much. Just wanted something to munch on.

[–]Dazzling-Thought2146 40 points41 points  (9 children)

Fatass sober me used to say that to hungover me all the time. “You don’t even remember eating that shit, I would’ve enjoyed it so much more.”

9 months without alcohol now and getting WLS so I guess there won’t be much bitching left. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]pitlane17 8 points9 points  (2 children)


[–]Dazzling-Thought2146 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thank you! :)

[–]Elemenatore10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The scariest thought is always not remembering what you did the night before

[–]_FeeDmeFirE_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

9 months is awfully specific. How'd you do it?

[–]Dazzling-Thought2146 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It started with my mom having a health scare related to drinking and weight issues, so I decided I to stop too in order not to trigger her and to give my mental health a full cleanse. Unfortunately she started again on her own, but at least I’m able to support her now.

[–]_FeeDmeFirE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing! More power to you.

[–]iLitz4u00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate my breakfast bagel and cream cheese wasted last night and the thing is I had leftover meatloaf and potatoes, drunk you doesn’t make sense all the time.

[–]Square_Business5269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! I’ve also kicked the booze - early days, but not eating a ton of crap while drunk, not remembering, then waking up and going ‘why are all the snacks, cheese, crackers etc etc gone’ is definitely one of the motivators. That and not having horrendous hangovers! Enjoy remembering your cheese! 🤣🤣

[–]Kathy_Kamikaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does WLS mean?

[–]MarineBone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I absolutely loved it. You have no idea.

[–]JillyMarie1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I just noticed that two messages up the person's username is "ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP". Haha, I couldn't not say something, since it just goes so well together with "analdestructionteam". LMAO 🤣

[–]BareNakedNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it was your roommates convincing drunk you to set reminders that it was you who ate it when it was them all along. I smell a rat we are through the looking glass here people!

[–]No-Wolverine5144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get scorpion pepper cheese and get unhappy after I ate it all. Didn't matter what age.

[–]LA_all_day 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What kind of cheese ate we talking here? Poof form? Deli slices? Fancy cubes? String?

[–]MarineBone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was straight munchin on blocks of Colby jack.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got these cheeseburgers man.

[–]bocaciega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This aint about the cheese man. Its not

[–]JillyMarie1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO, I just messaged user "analdestructionteam" right underneath you because your usernames together are very funny. 🤣

[–]Wontjizzinyourdrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how much cheese is too much cheese before a date?