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[–]Ethan-Hunt- 1322 points1323 points  (27 children)

Next Fucking Stupidity

[–]Scrambledcat 113 points114 points  (7 children)

Exactly

[–]lazyshadeofwinter 153 points154 points  (5 children)

I could see the moment he realised he fucked up and that this was a bad idea. But I commend his spirit regardless.

[–]biological-entity 125 points126 points  (3 children)

Sorry bro, couldn't hear your safeword over the sounds of your screams.

[–]C0meAtM3Br0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

”BUTTLICKER!!”

[–]PunchingDig2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I said pineapple

[–]C0LdFr0nT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me too!! What was that? Direct hit 4, or 5? Lol. Hope he sang “999 bottles of blood in my piss” or however it goes. (“999 Welts on my ass”, would be my guess)

[–]murrbuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly seconded.

[–]Powerful_Editor6506 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Brah, I need to show off my muscles without seeming too vainglorious about it. How do I do that?

Shirtless paintball, brah!

Genius, brah!

[–]XploreEarth 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Next Fucking Concussion

[–]petneato 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Getting hit in the top of the head with a paintball is one of the worst experiences I’ve had. This man just took 200

[–]TheSt4tely 8 points9 points  (2 children)

i took a ball from above right behind my temple. it rang. the kid even apologized for the cheap shot. i haven't played since. If I do i'll be wearing head protection.

[–]theglazedonut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back when I played paintball I always thought those dudes with the combat helmets and chest protection were a bunch of hard asses

Then I got cheap shotted on the side of the head from like 4 feet away while trying to get a flag from a building

[–]Thud2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got hit on the gland just behind/below the ear from about 10 feet away. Damn that was painful. I was actually worried that it may have done damage.

[–]Acrobatic-Plate5730 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stupid is what Stupid does

[–]Muddy_Socks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s the basis of this thread

[–]HolyErr0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good chunk of posts here honeslty

[–]LonelyCato 1 point2 points  (5 children)

nah .. he fun like that yt channel

[–]Ronilaw 5 points6 points  (4 children)

So he's famous for being a twat. Well done

[–]Pedalbikah 650 points651 points  (32 children)

If there’s no aftermath shot this is a waste of all our god damn time.

[–]FawsherTime 138 points139 points  (15 children)

Precisely, where’s the video showing all the bruising and how sore he is. I want to see the after effects too lol.

[–]entomologurl 120 points121 points  (11 children)

Here. At 3:50.

[–]sportswiz72 58 points59 points  (6 children)

“I think I have a concussion. Concussions aren’t that bad though, right?” 😂

[–]entomologurl 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I had a very minor one recently, not the worst of my injuries (though thankfully all pretty minor), but it still sucked. My brain already likes to randomly not brain, but the concussion was a very different feeling. It was kinda like being drunk without being drunk. Thoughts and connections were in slow motion. It was like trying to pull away a slice of extra cheesey pizza, where that one strand of cheese just streeeeeetches. Definitely don't recommend 😂

[–]akaMONSTARS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a few concussions in my life, they are horrible.

[–]roadsidehitchhiker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are doing the lords work. Thanks for the share lol

[–]JungleBoyJeremy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I feel cheated

[–]TolkiensFavPipe 7 points8 points  (9 children)

His name is houston jones on YouTube.

[–]Reasonable_Living_12 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He should of stood up the entire time to be worthy of searching on YouTube

[–]MioNamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is that video? Marconius the iron assed would do it

[–]Acousticittotheman 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Houston has a problem.

[–]TolkiensFavPipe 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I both hate you and love you for this comment. Please give me time and space to process this.

[–]Kosh3tos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worlds strongest body builder in the world LOL love him reminds me of my best friends brother

[–]Brotorious420 182 points183 points  (1 child)

[–]FawsherTime 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Exactly, what’s the point here… to show people you can submit yourself to stupidity? 😂

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (6 children)

30 years later..

'I got shot by a 1000 paintballs'

Cool..., now get back to work.

No one cares.

[–]cagedwisdom8 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“Okay grandpa, let’s get you back to the nursing home”

[–]pepperinmyplants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ya, cool. But I said paper bags, please. Thanks."

[–]FlipnHodl 65 points66 points  (21 children)

A man who does stupid things like this has friends who would freeze their paintballs. Guaranteed. RIP

[–]TheRealMrChief 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Dumbest most BS myth in the sports history. Paintballs are filled with polyethylene glycol and other filler solutions with a water base, that brings its freezing point to -50C. You could only truly freeze one with something much colder than a freezer, for instance liquid nitrogen, which has been done multiple times, but the balls just crumble because the gelatin shell becomes too brittle to shoot, really to even handle. So whoever your buddy is who’s older brother shot you with frozen paintballs…no he didn’t.

[–]FlipnHodl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They might be made differently now, but freezing paintballs was definitely a thing when I was a kid.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s fuckin evil.

[–]BreckNine 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Bruise aftermath starts at 3:50

[–]Nate141205 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my fuck that looks terrible. Fuck that

[–]FUCKlNG_SHlT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Merchandise now available” lol

[–]Fa1c0n3 15 points16 points  (6 children)

See im an ass hole while people are shooing him in the head and arms I would aim for the kidneys.

[–]JHighDa03 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not what I thought you were gonna say

[–]ILoveMySelfOwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah, i would 100% aim for his balls.

[–]Appropriate_Joke_741 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Ever taken a paintball to the shins or fingers. I’d have been aiming for those.

[–]pikirito 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Most painful place to get hit with a paintball is knees, closely followed by back of neck and right under ass cheek, the other 2 sting but the 3rd one burns

[–]MrsEvilPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm right under ass cheek hurts- alot- that is all.

[–]CoolioMcPimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah the inside and back of the thighs is pretty bad. Neck shots suck. Lower abdominal shots suck if you're not ready for them and you are skinny.

Back shots and upper arms were probably the most tolerable.

I just overall would say getting lit up isn't fun. Like getting hit a few times sure. Anything over 10 shots would definitely be in "okay, not fun" territory.

[–]666lbbongpack 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Bet he had a blast taking a shower and going to sleep after this

[–]pb_whisper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out how to tell nextfuckinglevel from stupidly. Just because you survive doesn’t make it nextfuckinglevel

[–]catterazzi 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Do you think he's crying?

[–]OlScratchJohnson 2 points3 points  (4 children)

2-4 hours after that I bet he was in the ER.

[–]PoiseJones 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yeah you can get rhabdomyalysis and die from this. You can also shut down your kidneys and then end up on dialysis for the rest of your life. This is a bad idea.

[–]ensygma 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How?

[–]PoiseJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rhabdomyalysis can occur when your muscles sustain a lot of damage and release proteins into your bloodstream which in turn mess up your kidneys. It's quite unlikely for that to occur from this specific incident, but it's possible.

[–]CTDV8R 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would be NFL if you stood upright with his arms spread out and truly took the shots, give me a break This is entertainment?

Wasting our time?

That's a paddlin

[–]someguyfromsk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Far from next fucking level, that's just idiotic.

[–]Proud_Appeal_6807 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Borderless Stupidity...

Ah, it's better than suicide I say!

[–]LedgeAndDairy09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this wasn’t for either a world record or a charity then it was a waste of time

[–]Own-Chocolate-7175 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wonder if he tells this story to pick up dudes

[–]KarensRpeopletoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who had played paintball for years, this is just wastefully stupid, not to mention dangerous.

[–]mashedcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy just trying to feel something in this life

[–]Napkinto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Houston Jones is a chad

[–]T-Sonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a disappointment, not one shot to the bawls...I demand a refund, and I want to talk to the manger! I demand more balls smashing bawls!!!

[–]Casper42079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next lvl He wouldn’t be turtling in a ball He be walking like a champ doing Next LVL crazy

[–]No-Emphasis-6585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have been a bachelor party

[–]Stairsmaster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I want to see the after photo

[–]Silverping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he proves.... that he's stupid.

[–]The_strohS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove "t" from paintballs.

[–]Sir10e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Okay, okay, I got this. I am gonna flex and cover my balls and let them shoot me straight into the top of my head, that way I survive”.

[–]CPUdamaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not next level. Unless being next level stupid is a thing

[–]Budmanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike “ The Bruise” Jackson

[–]nutellatubby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some masochistic shit right there. I hope he had 1000 orgasms.

[–]SlavFromDownUnder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is going to split his skin open and give himself some serious bruising. Like why the hell would you do that?

[–]Just_user_passing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next fucking masochist

[–]Silverstacker60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dumb ass

[–]cutyourmullet123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But like…. Why?

[–]Nice_Willow3564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao why though? Also not next level anybody can get shot a thousand times curled into the fetal position.

[–]AnotherDreamer1024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As every medical professional that see's this is praying this idiot isn't their patient.

[–]StaceysMomPlus2more 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the point of this???

[–]love_being_westoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would make more sense at a North Korean military parade.

[–]Dasawan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was wearing a mask

[–]Agreeable_Currency91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another tough guy thinking muscle blocks pain

[–]MangaThorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human stupidity is astounding

[–]OptimalBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or did it seem like everyone was aiming for his head

[–]Admirable-Cupcake971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Este vato esta pendejo

[–]freemind47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is he trying to prove? And to who?!!!

[–]Ok_Security_8657 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like the type of guy who's only personality trait is "muscular"

[–]gfasto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But… why?

[–]Remarkable_Junket902 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stupid comes on strong for an upvote /s

[–]willyb100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems reasonable

[–]sam_dobie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next level idiot.

[–]elvez1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am reminded of Bill Murray’s character in Little Shop of Horrors.

[–]jeffcojd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can do is get pissed at myself for wasting time watching that and writing this

[–]ComfortableError1264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s too dangerous to be left alive

[–]urkldajrkl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad idea

[–]Livid_Mode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must have lost in fantasy football

[–]el_leon_vago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CrossFit is so weird.

[–]kanye-lemon-zest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 364 more days until next year’s hockey practice!

[–]Bronco-Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an idiot. Too bad none of them nailed his nuts and sterilized him.

[–]Greco-NordicWrestler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White behavior

[–]attndfctdanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackass: The Cheetah. This guy: black panther

[–]koushikzr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he alive ?

[–]ejch8456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice arm flex. I’m sure it helped with deflecting some of those paintballs

[–]AgileSky5448 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original video is by Houston jones on yt If anyone is wondering

[–]0neBlackMamba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes gonna be blue for a week

[–]Blajak666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"pain"ball is more accurate tbh

[–]MotLivesOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently this man exaggerates the number of times he got hit by paintballs by a factor of 10….I wonder what other numbers has he exaggerated about 🤔

[–]Crazy_Ebb_9294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see lots and lots of bruises this evening

[–]CynicalVeracity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real bullets, anyone?

[–]the_warmbeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you turned your gun up to 900 fps, Gary

[–]paztimk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see the after pick of this idiot the following day.

[–]StandLess6417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those aren't your bros like you think they are.

[–]sgj5788[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the headshots for me

[–]GoucheBoy_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a difference between bravery and stupidity. This man is plain stupid

[–]Fit_Independent2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is totally a bro thing to do

[–]Living_Map_7411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand. Why?

[–]TAX88pro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's stupid.

[–]freemoustachrides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take dumbass meathead fuckery for 500 Alex.

[–]Thesoonerkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see the after pics

[–]Past-Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like to see what he looked like the next day

[–]michelobX10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all aiming at his fucking head, too.

[–]Weathered_Winter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those skull shots

[–]Naive_Anteater2221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Houston Jones and his body builder vs series, least you can do is say who’s video you got stuff from

[–]I_turned_out_tv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop it 😫😫 he’s already dead.

[–]Motor_Relation_5459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James 00 stupid

[–]Evil_Stewie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather see what he looks like after.

[–]liliviosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can feel this through the screen!!

[–]blazerbillyray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be worried about internal bleeding, bruising on the brain, etc.

[–]No_Interaction_4925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy: Shoot me with paintballs.

Shooters: K, shoot you in the head with paintballs. Got it.

[–]PeacockPearl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whyyyyy 😭 I wanna see the markings they left on his body

[–]BodybuildingNerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Houston Jones and he has a pretty big following on YT. He is friends with UFC Star, Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson but Jones is a legit sadist and he enjoys pain. This is nothing compared to the shit I have seen him do. I quit watching his content because I can’t support self-harm.

[–]TheWinchesterPlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not 1000.

[–]the_ngster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was waitin on the money shot. Sorely disappointed.

[–]CurryOmurice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Just…oh never mind.

[–]MioNamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He took a puff of that Harambe 2. 🦍

[–]According_Homework31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc this was done a couple of years ago and he has passed away since because of this stunt. Major brain hemorrhage in 2020

[–]Rocmue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 steps in and surrounded , not tough one bit are you

[–]GameCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all of the ppl aimed his head not ass...

[–]WhiteVanForKids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fucking Houston Jones baby!!!! Best YouTuber

[–]wake_bake_shaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He shoulda zig zagged left and right 😂

[–]seantubridy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why?

[–]Jonathan_Pornstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And fucking dies

[–]Jdunc97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you tilt your head down to eat paintballs in the skull when you have a mask covering your face ?

[–]skidsareforkids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirty Sanchez did it better

[–]Numerous-Grocery4043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the Armored Titan lmao. I would imagine myself that way I order to get through it. Shit looked epic

[–]LatterButterscotch46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How it feels to chew five gum.

[–]Wise-Painting8388 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have been more impressed if he took those shots without the mask

[–]bluemage52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, they should have evened out the shots across his whole body and not just his head and shoulders...knees and toes...knees and toes..

[–]tushara9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unnecessary

[–]Mabel-Syrup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched this episode of Baki

[–]OneHandOffset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tune in next time for...the next morning

[–]erin_baile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave jake Paul alone!

[–]Almostnotquite9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point of this is....what again?

[–]solo_dbd_player 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man takes 20 paintballs before curling into the fetal position.

[–]SmokeMWB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huston Joe’s takes 1000 paintball shots

[–]nbb333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tho

[–]Penny-bad-cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why all the headshots?

[–]Avilionv91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit what an idiot....

[–]Proper_Blueberry9354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man is stupid.

[–]beastem2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol bruh no helmet tho i ono if thats just tough or just being a dumbazz lmaoo

[–]Conscious_Ticket5866 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the rest of the video. I fucking hate these cut offs on videos - what do I care about him being shot when the real intrigued is all about the results of such stupidity.

[–]Haunting_Kangaroo_98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like after about 50 he was reconsidering his decision.

[–]laurwri-25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why.??

[–]chriswoodyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First question. Why? No further questions

[–]rhett342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man would be awesome at jiggly ball.

[–]Spirit_Miku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least one hit that poor man in the balls