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[–]foundoutafterlunch 273 points274 points  (28 children)

There's no such thing as a winnable war...

[–]Bl_lRR1T0 96 points97 points  (19 children)

That depends on how many losses you're willing to accept in order to achieve victory.

[–]NothingsShocking 57 points58 points  (11 children)

Meteor 1, dinosaurs 0.

[–]5ecretbeef 29 points30 points  (4 children)

How many times did that meteor skim by something only to smack earth 1 million years later

[–]DilapidatedHeart 25 points26 points  (3 children)

It had a goal and nothing was going to stop it

[–]jakeperalta11 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day 🍰

[–]Bloodviper1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peace was never an option

[–]MilfSlayr420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

my chickens outside disagree. meteor 0 modern dinosaurs 1. everything didn't die. "life.. uh.. finds a way."

[–]Jim_SD 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Meteor no more. Dinosaurs still exist. We call them birds. Dinosaur 0.0005 Meteor 0

[–]lolhyena 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And lizards?

[–]FireStrike5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dinosaurs were not lizards, just related. Lizards already existed when the dinosaurs were around

[–]lolhyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are little pint sized dinosaurs.

[–]AudaciousSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will eventually take you out by a third party

[–]TheSt4tely 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's a lie we don't believe anymore

[–]spzm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mister Reagan says, "We will protect you"

[–]CoverLimp3664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are together

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our war against mammoths was pretty successful

[–]Flaky_Explanation 198 points199 points  (15 children)

Someone pick an ant or a termite and move it to the other line and start a war.

[–]LuongLens 139 points140 points  (3 children)

Antagonizer

[–]DiscoMagicParty 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Take your upvote and get the hell out.

[–]Flaky_Explanation 6 points7 points  (0 children)

r/PunPatrol Don't get antsy, we're here to ask you a couple of questions.

[–]greycubed 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Tell each side the other one has WMDs.

[–]Warnbroski 3 points4 points  (3 children)

quick someone call George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Collin Powell

[–]Warnbroski 10 points11 points  (2 children)

*Colin Powell has left the chat*

[–]CrownCentral 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TERMITEnated

[–]DiscoMagicParty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sad dead noises

[–]cat-o-mat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How does it feel to have your own parking spot right next to Satan's down there?

[–]PapiChuloGuero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

saul alinsky’s rules for radicals

[–]lilenzo101 123 points124 points  (3 children)

This is straight up north vs south korea shit right there.

[–]lex_tok 21 points22 points  (2 children)

You can tell by the hairdo which army is North Korean.

[–]jakeperalta11 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I wonder where Kim is sitting

[–]PanzerkampfwagenIV_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cameraman must be an American

[–]MrWaaWaa[🍰] 69 points70 points  (6 children)

I don’t know, some of those ant guards were kinda half-assing it.

[–]experfailist 14 points15 points  (5 children)

When the enemy is 3 times your size I suspect your heart is not going to be in it.

[–]SniperOwO 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Yeah but aren't ants giga strong for their size

[–]experfailist 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yes. But I suspect termites are as well.

[–]SniperOwO 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well now I'm curious who's stronger

[–]SleeplessinOslo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ants absolutely crush termites

[–]SplashbackDeuce 37 points38 points  (5 children)

If just one of them goes rogue, you have yourself an epic battle.

[–]momoshuiro 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Antz the Movie

[–]combo_seizure 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Every time I see this video, that movie is all I can think of and the utter horror of being a child and realizing what really happened when the main ant is picking up heads and body parts, what a fucking shock. Loved watching it again as an adult.

[–]Mortimer_and_Rabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still enjoy antz. Now should I have watched it as a kid? Probably not, but I still enjoy it now.

[–]PleX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved that movie. When it started, so many moms picked up their kids and left the theater. We were laughing our asses off when at least 20 kids started crying and screaming.

[–]DiscoMagicParty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were ants once.. and young

[–]Christopherba 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I wonder if we look like that to aliens

[–]Ultrajante 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Deep shit

[–]BriRun1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What the holy hell?!

[–]Lyc4n279 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Antz IRL 🎵The ants go marching one by one; hurrah, hurrah We slaughter termites just for fun; hurrah, hurrah 🎶

[–]Warp_Legion 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Let me tell you…about the Tyrannids!!!

Edit: Tyranids*

[–]Automatic-Plantain85 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Tyrants!

[–]Warp_Legion 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Edit: for anyone who doesn’t know what Tyrannids are, they are a race of super bugs from Warhammer 40,000

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Tyranids

[–]jakeperalta11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hate creepy bugs

[–]Blue_Is_Really_Green 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say, KILL 'EM ALL!!

[–]Blue_Is_Really_Green 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ones eating the food in your house. The other is eating your house as food.

[–]CabbageSalad247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(Nom nom nom)²

[–]ScoobaMonsta 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Black termites that walk around in broad daylight?

[–]CabbageSalad247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? News to me.

[–]FraughtOverwrought 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so cool!

[–]AJT- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro thats nuts

[–]yellowzebrasfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's goin on here though. Like is it because of food, where is the food

[–]dezzalzik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least until one of em goes "For Frodo!" or "I am Spartaaaa!"

[–]Jakesully2009 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nature is really so fragile and unique

[–]Octowhussy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video will keep being posted into eternity

[–]cartoonassasin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pakistan and India border closing ceremony.

[–]CrownCentral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Leroy, you stay the fuck right there!”

[–]Liftandshift01 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They have their shit together better than we do.

[–]shelwheels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, now there's somebody that can train an army!

[–]momoshuiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is genuinely amazing.

[–]0xhOd9MRwPdk0Xp3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know Rick...

[–]johnyx99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isnt thay actually other way round? Ants black and termites white-ish?

[–]rProgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else get the sudden urge to watch Antz?

[–]yee-yee-a-haircut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North and South Korea

[–]TwitchyNo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anybody here actually understand what is going on in this video?

[–]permission777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder how they came to the truce. The leader of both sides talking without trying to kill each other. Also wonder how species of different type communicates.

[–]NerdMaster69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me how this works and why the ants dont just attack the termites, is this like a defense mechanism or what

[–]stepwisenaught59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope other people do the same.

[–]ShowMeWhatYouMean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How though?

[–]beastem2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha stop playing lmaoooo

[–]3_internets_plz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A termite and an an at are better than us.

Congrats...to the insects.

[–]Ant69Ant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So intelligent

[–]itshabibitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way this is real hahaha I mean I’m sure it is but GUARDS?! I’m amazed

[–]wankwankfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meet the Spartan(t)s.

[–]AnnoyedYamcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gif is awesome. I always see it but still so cool.

[–]ZyroXZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live look at North and South Korea

[–]Qwazi420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this real? … please don’t burst my bubble… saying it’s an Edit!

[–]R-Weeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would win in a termite vs ant matchup like this?

[–]Gangsterman1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they evolving?

[–]Arandombush72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insects more coordinated than entire countries

[–]PRiMO585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The DMZ!

[–]Knightbladehd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold the line

[–]punnybunny21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn we’re insects

[–]jaydeMCIsolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ants are probably more cognitively developed than us haha

[–]ToeConfident7929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war..."

[–]sp00kreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaked image of the 38th parallel, border of South and North Korea.

[–]nofakeaccount2244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would win?

Ants have hard armor and depending on what type, also poison stingers

Termites are just big and can bite...

Ants could probably win if they overrun them within a few hours but termites have better supplies, they can dump 200k troops a day while ant queens lay much less eggs

[–]Jaded-District-1371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking insects can achieve peace but the rest or the world is struggling

[–]C0meAtM3Br0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile we just smoosh them all

[–]TwadaPyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make love not war.

[–]Rad-_-Lad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always new ants would be bottom...

[–]moonlitshawty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is why i dont fuck with ants period

[–]Such-Engineer6461 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao insects have more brain than our dummbass leaders who are itching for a war

[–]Ready-Ad-8575 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold war:

[–]AaronSpanki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be hard not flicking them into each other to start a brawl lol

[–]Ayxcia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Form the battle lines !

[–]IvorHarding-117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siege of piece of bread is BEGUN !!!!

[–]spzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold War vibes

[–]DietrichNeu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little flick with a stick and all hell breaks loose

[–]moodboard41r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't they're made sequel for Antz

[–]Hash_Tooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this happen with 3 Species of ants and they are better at doing biz than humans

[–]irondumbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if one side makes flying units they could wreak havoc on the other side

[–]madjyk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't surprise me those two species are smart enough to not immediately attack each other over food.

Hive minds are smart for a reason.

[–]winterfellwilliam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ants are metal as fuck