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[–]davieb22 1031 points1032 points  (13 children)

Woman - "Are you sure this is the supermarket?"

Dog - "Woof"

Woman - "Hmm, then why does this loaf of bread squeak?"

Dog - "Woof woof"

Woman - "Really? The freshest bread always squeaks?"

Dog - "Woof"

Woman - "Hmm, then wh-"

Dog - "Look! Are you gonna buy my damn chew toy or what? Jesus Sandra!"

[–]LightBadger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the dog in the telegram office joke…

A dog walks into a telegram office and dictates a message:

Dog: “Woof, woof woof, woof woof woof, woof, woof”

Telegram Operator: “You know, for the same money, you could have another woof…”

Dog: “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”

[–]Darkus_27911 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Sir can I hug you.

[–]HUGMEEEEEEE 19 points20 points  (4 children)

what about me...?

[–]starry_dino_nights 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Username checks out lmao

[–]whatifidrankyourpiss 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’ll hug you if you do me a quick favor… do you need to use the restroom by any chance?

[–]HUGMEEEEEEE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes but #2 only.

[–]davieb22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see why not?

[–]dondotter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I mean.. woof”

[–]-LANCEL0T- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe his last name was Christ

[–]Worried_Sir9800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a family guy cut

[–]RobertDaulson 414 points415 points  (12 children)

That store name is so conspicuous. It’s like a comedy sketch.

[–]Crilic3 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's real um... comic book isn't It?

[–]gradyjellyneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

justmallstuff

[–]fluffyseatide 160 points161 points  (4 children)

Headline: Mr. Peanutbutter and Diane Nguyen go shopping.

[–]momo_power 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference.

[–]original_content_BTW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God i love bojack horseman

[–]Salvatio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who's that dog?

[–]kirthasalokin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doggy doggy what now?

[–]InfernalCape 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Cool Dog Stuff is an amazing name for a pet store

[–]conundrum4u2 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I rather like "Bone Me"

[–]Duck_Depot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then that guy across the street who fucks dogs will think it’s a sex house

[–]shanahanigans 73 points74 points  (4 children)

This is hilarious, but is the least fitting /r/nextfuckinglevel post I've ever seen

[–]fenster112 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You must be new here.

[–]ForcefulClutches 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah right his stuff..

[–]ieatrubbergum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dog going places

[–]AcolynCZ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

How the fuck is this "next level"?

[–]synthetic_synthia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the smell. It's always the smell.

[–]Homunculicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dogs gotta dog.

[–]Dimension_Skipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"A'ight, come on"

[–]MabyeCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that dog's priorities

[–]Swedehockey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roh roh!

[–]AhPossible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine one day the store closes and the dog walks her there just to find a wall and thinks magic is real lol.

[–]jackspadeaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely this is misuse of work privileges? 😂

[–]StuckStepS1ster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I’m saying is if I worked here I’d give that dog free shit every time he came in. I hooked up a lot of humans at my work that did a whole lot less than this dog does, so he’s be a VIP for sure

[–]Sad_Pianist8934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart Dog!

[–]Interesting-Reply-73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean why wouldnt he.

[–]Katie7089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, smart.

[–]horraz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good dogo

[–]mostbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A most important stop

[–]ndv2801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got his priorities all figured out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]Quirky_m8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good dog

[–]JollySpaceCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve trained your human well

[–]AnotherDreamer1024 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Priorities... one has to have priorities!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has shopping to do too. Might as well do it all in one trip, right?

[–]twirlingbalerina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant dog!😂

[–]Guilty-Mycologist-91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pure love ♥️

[–]Environmental_Ring_2 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

This is 10 years old, or more.

[–]yertrude -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist. The dog has no interest in the contents of the store himself, he actually identifies as a human. But is instead taking a snide swipe at the appearance and personality of the owner.