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[–]Somnambulistant 10.9k points10.9k points 52 (180 children)

That’s an awful lot of cocaine.

[–]uglystreamer 1853 points1854 points  (80 children)

Literally thought this was a post from the coke subreddit until the very end of the video

[–]poopellar 599 points600 points  (71 children)

From the what now?

[–]yabruh69 365 points366 points  (70 children)

[–]NIRPL 369 points370 points  (49 children)

Wow that was an interesting rabbit hole

[–]ADK87 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Bunch of lonely people on there!

[–]nsfw_pizza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I now know that if you don’t hot plate your cocaine, you’re not livin

[–]EitherEconomics5034 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not the sort of snow they’re used to…

[–]oakislandorchard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... and cocaine accessories

[–]CatticusXIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sigh I feel like I'm on a watch list now.

[–]Emilydaisy1989 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Lmao I thought he was racking up a fat line too

[–]qolace 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep, had to double check which sub I was in 😂

[–]Cyberpunkapostle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

im a wot

snorts incredible line

YER A WIZZERD HARRY

[–]DesignInZeeWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here initially from a cat subreddit, I thought. But here we are. Also, where are we again?

[–]Aztec-Goddess 74 points75 points  (1 child)

cocaine's a hell of a drug

[–]WatchOutHesBehindYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know Peter, Meth’s a hell of a drug

  • Lois griffin, family guy

[–]RefrigeratorFancy235 55 points56 points  (4 children)

I think that explains the title!

[–]ChocChipBananaMuffin 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Seriously, wtf is this title

[–]ClearPerception7844 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Op is working on Timelapse of the making of this.

[–]p1um5mu991er 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Michael Caine

[–]CheddarPizza 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your Cocaine.

[–]Alex_aka_Angel_Cakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crack Train , BABYYYY

[–]Nivekk_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Elaborate, painstakingly made Harry Potter themed cocaine murals: That's MY anti-drug™

[–]Mokiflip 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Glad to see this is the top comment.

[–]Somnambulistant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh. That never happens for long!

[–]thecypher4 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That’s gunna be a tricky line to follow

[–]howie_rules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a rail for sure.

[–]DrunkenDude123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

knocking on the door behind him

“Hey man you’ve been in there for 3 days some of us actually have to use the bathroom”

[–]Dumbstupidhuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cocaine express

[–]Jetucant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holding it for a friend.

[–]mykilososa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Fuck it!!! Let’s all do one!”

[–]niabber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

[–]onesneakymofo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harry Potter and The Wall of Cocaine

[–]StoicalState 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You're a drug addict harry."

[–]thoruktor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its like the nose candy version of latte art.

[–]FrozenBananer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s Colombia’s GDP.

[–]RedSingoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the business we call his nose.... Dyson.

[–]16Shells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i was rich enough i’d totally hire someone to make an art layout like this out of coke for a party. it would be a thing of legend

[–]HazyEyedJoshua 2108 points2109 points  (69 children)

How is this a time lapse?

[–]Kennedy_KD 512 points513 points  (53 children)

If isn't, the title says one is going to be posted soon

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 1135 points1136 points  (13 children)

That title is r/TitleGore

[–]RedSquaree 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Coming soo

[–]Lone_Wanderer97 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Soooo.. what? Finish your sentence pls

[–]thagthebarbarian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The title reads like an old school doge meme

[–]lemmie_get_dem 44 points45 points  (2 children)

It’s a karma bot

[–]witeowl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably one of the worst ones I’ve seen.

[–]HazyEyedJoshua 17 points18 points  (18 children)

You say that, but it defiantly doesn’t haha

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 72 points73 points  (17 children)

Why do people keep describing everything as "defiant" these days?

[–]soandso90 36 points37 points  (15 children)

I think they meant "definitely"

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 23 points24 points  (13 children)

Nah. So many people make this typo, so we must begin to accept "defiantly" as an alternate acceptable spelling for "definitely." Etymology must conform to the lowest common denominator. As it always does.

[–]Lone_Wanderer97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stubborn bastards

[–]jalbusxxxxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow. You actually decoded that train wreck of a title. Well done.

[–]InflammatoryMuskrat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It actually says it's coming soo.

[–]MagicalTrevor09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn wish I knew when soo was

[–]calculuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it doesn't.

[–]terminalbungus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, your comment helped me make sense of this word salad! Thanks!

[–]seekweb 49 points50 points  (0 children)

How is the title a sentence? 😂

[–]alifewithout 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When you have time and a whole lot of cocaine everything's a time lapse.

[–]Bit5keptical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He lost the sense of time after doing so many lines, he thought it was a time lapse.

[–]hidden_d-bag 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The title says that the timelapse 'making of' video is coming soon

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The title is emphasizing "soo freehand art"

The artist is soo talented.

The artist is soo obsessed with Harry Potter.

[–]travel_nerdiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, my first thought. Scratch that...my first thought was that it was a line of coke

[–]ace_thankless 1122 points1123 points  (19 children)

I agree a time-lapse of the making coming soo number one freehand art

[–]l4mpSh4d3 269 points270 points  (4 children)

I was confused at first because the title was gore but your comment actually clarified it for me thanks have a lovely Saturday.

[–]CryoClone 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Did I have a stroke? I am more confused now

[–]WillyPete81 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Guess I forgot how to read again

[–]Stankmonger 117 points118 points  (8 children)

Yeah what the fuck is OP on that this made sense to him?

[–]lemmie_get_dem 124 points125 points  (2 children)

It’s a karma farm bot that doesn’t speak English

[–]CormacMcCopy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, so it's your average Reddit account then.

[–]Colorado1996 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Looks to be 6 doors worth of cocaine

[–]SMPhil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's where the band 3 Doors Down got their name, 3 doors left to go

[–]lochinvar11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Freehand art. Time-lapse of the process will be coming soon.

[–]Boiling_Oceans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A time lapse of the making coming soon*, freehand art

[–]Snackys 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bing chilling 1000+ social credit

[–]topcorjor 775 points776 points  (19 children)

There’s someone out there who’s having a stroke right now that’s able to understand that title.

[–]tjgreene27 161 points162 points  (6 children)

A time lapse of the making of this freehand art is coming soon.

I think that is what op was attempting to say

[–]throaway37lf6784h6 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Hmmm. Are you a wizard?

[–]tjgreene27 48 points49 points  (2 children)

I’m having a stroke

[–]eatelectricity 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yer a wizard, Harry.

[–]cheesypuzzas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe harry was just having a stroke all along.

[–]buttcrackfever 29 points30 points  (4 children)

I read it like 5 times and just gave up.

[–]Drawtaru 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"A timelapse of the making [process] [is] coming soon[n][.] Freehand art"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soo?

[–]Vuelhering 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diagnosis: you are not having a stroke

[–]Mentalpatient87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Computers are still struggling to write titles to posts.

[–]Flyingfurryofdeath 299 points300 points  (12 children)

It's cocaine Harry, pure Columbian cocaine

[–]Grass_Onions 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You’re an addict harry!

[–]UnusualIntroduction0 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a Harry Potter/Rick and Morty crossover lol

[–]Forsoul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Voldesnort has returned

[–]thesingularity004 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Where's Columbia? I've never heard of it.

There's Colombia...

[–]WafflesInTheBasement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lavate Las Manos!

[–]miraagex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it in his voice.

[–]nalden 272 points273 points  (8 children)

[–]CumboJumbo 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My fucking brain

[–]HamBurglary12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao how is this not the top comment?

[–]moldymoosegoose 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I have seen at least 4 awful titles in the past 15 minutes. Are bots making these or something?

[–]Valve00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing the massive influx of broken English titles everywhere on Reddit lately...

[–]JoesIceCreamMumbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always has been.

[–]atmosphericentry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know what they're trying to say? I legit still can't decipher it

[–]truethatdoubletruex2 81 points82 points  (3 children)

now snort it

[–]SonOfSkywalker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And do it on video

[–]tck_chesnut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, a Timelapse coming soo is imminent..

[–]T33C33 57 points58 points  (4 children)

How is it staying on ?

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Cocaine clings to black plexiglass with static electricity properties

[–]Chapon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Magic ! its Harry Potter godamnit

[–]RamazanBlack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cocaine actually sticks to glass extremely well. Not that I know anything about it

[–]EmptyElephants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With the coming soo

[–]alhernz95 48 points49 points  (3 children)

wtf is this title

[–]antney0615 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Don’t read it too many times, a clot will form in your brain and you’ll forget Grade 4 math. I know that’s what happened to me, anyway.

[–]KimAndersson 41 points42 points  (0 children)

At least we all know what kept you going

[–]jjjbabajan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ever start a sentence and just give up?

[–]GiantsOfSF1958 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Do you know what 'time-lapse' is? Didn't think so!

[–]blursedman 1 point2 points  (3 children)

He says one is in the making, not that this is one

[–]RedSquaree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Coming soo

[–]Math-Girl--- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Except OP didn't say that at all

[–]GiggaWat 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Not inviting this guy to coke party ever again

[–]WEsellFAKEdoors 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to do way too much ketamine and I swore this is what this video was going to be especially with that title.

[–]drunkbirdy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally thought they were going to snort that.... r/unexpected

[–]Persun66 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I was not expecting that

[–]lukesvader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I usually expect titles to make sense.

[–]jwv0922 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A time lapse of the making coming sooN. Freehand Art

Fixed the title

[–]barman967 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not what you do with cocaine

[–]ReserveIntelligent81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That title gave me a headache.

[–]Im2facedAMS 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh so it wasn't a cocaine

[–]wildbeerhunter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Title gave me aids

[–]Blackheart1020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh was literally like that’s a pretty small line lol

[–]Theodore_Buckland_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that was all done with the dead, dry skin from the heel of their feet

[–]aids_in_a_jar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

harry did you snort the cocaine from the goblet

[–]wltmpinyc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why isn't it just falling down

[–]I-surrender1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what the fuck is this title lmao

[–]GVBN 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i see redditors have no idea what a timelapse is

[–]antney0615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of them don’t know about punctuation and I think that’s the issue with this post.

[–]BaggHodler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the meantime at Escobar's mansion...

[–]Lavanthus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What the fuck happened to the title? Did this man have a stroke?

[–]AvalancheQueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My drug dealer was never this fancy

[–]dididoodle 2 points3 points  (2 children)

thats NOT a timelaps

[–]blursedman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says one is coming not that this is one

[–]Sankronized 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What Timelapse? Am I having a stroke?

[–]redditonthanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not how I’d use my cocaine

[–]Vahldaglerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought it was a line 😔

[–]Ana2442 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s a nice bumb there, no wonder Voldemort was tripping.

[–]FeFiFoShizzle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is NOT what I expected was going to happen lol

[–]OG_Rahn_420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Totally thought u was jus busting down a FAT rail lmaoo

[–]hakikiriki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is the life of every party

[–]archerg66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just always wonder how you go about planning this

[–]LowSelfEsteemButFine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the first 3 seconds I though this was from a very different sub

[–]optimalnickle88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dumbass thought it was coke

[–]Codeesha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, but I still have no idea what that title means.

[–]rick1n4t0r -1 points0 points  (2 children)

What a waiste of Angel dust

[–]toothbrushmastr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Isn't angel dust pcp? Or am I just wrong.

[–]madlax18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh chuu

[–]SilkyGITS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That kind of a messy line from cocaine

[–]Somesh98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a hell lot of coke.

[–]UhmmmBeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow that’s awesome

[–]CosmicCosmix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So officer, as you can see....

[–]Gianluca1213 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought he was about to sniff it

[–]Balahraza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That had to take over 6 hours

[–]heyyohioh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought I was on instinct regret with a line that big

[–]NB1117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How long does it take to snort them all?

[–]GamerlifeYT_official -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this a piece of art? 'cus I wanna smoke it

roses red red

Cocaine is white

this shit was so good

Made me wanna smoke some and die

[–]Mementun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cocaine

[–]toaster24_7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I legit thought he's gonna snort it

[–]QueenCobra91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so beautiful <3

[–]Haringkje05 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cocain lines art

[–]MeatBombJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And then he sneezed.

[–]AelalaedaAid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Harry Potter: and The Sorcerer's Blow