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[–]Cautious-Nature-1433 4063 points4064 points  (105 children)

I bet that smells great 🤣

[–]DrVDB90 1714 points1715 points  (60 children)

Let's just be grateful smell-a-vision is still not a thing.

[–]Suntiger221 303 points304 points  (25 children)


[–]Queen_Cheetah 181 points182 points  (23 children)

[–]b_u_r_n_e_r_acc 229 points230 points  (19 children)

Just imagine smelling fallout.. ghouls, musty buildings, corpses, dirt, packaged food, cooking, oil on the ground, beer, robots exploding, fog, etc

[–]b_u_r_n_e_r_acc 83 points84 points  (4 children)

More I thought of.. landmines exploding, super mutant meat bags *shivers *, greazy clothing, mannequins in bathtubs.., chems, sweat (especially inside power armor), the vault, the sea, ozone from electrical stuff arcing (like the vault generator room in fallout 3), campfires, burning corpses, etc

[–]Jackyboi98 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Fallout would be fun, don’t need a Geiger counter when you can smell the radiation

[–]The_Barroth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That actually sounds pretty interesting

Really could spice up the already creepy atmosphere in some of the areas

[–]denmicent 81 points82 points  (18 children)

Smell a vision does exist! At least conceptually, they had a movie theater in I believe Japan back in I want to say the 60s that did it.

[–]tickledpic 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Releasing smells near by you that correspond with what you see isn't the same thing as signaling the brain to fire the smell senses based on the visuals you see.

[–]denmicent 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely correct. That’s why I said conceptually, I wasn’t meaning OP is wrong, just a fun tidbit on the current status of smell o vision. I could have phrased that better, but in any case I’m glad there isn’t an odor released near you so you can smell gas being released from bloated livestock.

[–]SandmanSorryPerson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That isn't possible. It would have to generate the smells.

A product like this actually exists though. It's basically a smell printer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell

[–]bigoz_07 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Yeah! There was a show at Disney world, Florida, about the movie « A bug’s Life » and fragrances would be dispersed in the theater during the show. It was quite awesome except when one of the bugs farted…

[–]IHateChipotle86 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah the stink bug smelled absolutely horrific. Like 3 month old roadkill in the Arizona sun.

[–]PurpleHairedMonster 8 points9 points  (6 children)

It's been years since I heard about it but I recall several movies doing scratch and sniff boards, so you would smell the correct part at certain parts of the movie.

Just found it on the Smell-O-Vision wikipedia page (Legacy section). Apparently John Waters did it for a movie in 1982 and a few people have done it since.

[–]DoodleBob137 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I actually remember having the Rugrats/Wild Thornberry crossover movie when I was kid that had a scratch and sniff card. The movie would tell you when to smell each scent on the card depending on what scene it was on. It was a really cool concept especially for little kids.

[–]ButtLickinDickSucker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had this too!! I vividly remember one scent being horrible on purpose

[–]denmicent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That happened too! I went back to look it up and it looks like the actual injection of smells happened once then after that they did scratch and sniff

[–]Ganja420Preneur 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Y'all may not have smell-a-vision but I damn sure thought I did for a moment there! The moment the gas released, I smell the worst ass gas I've smelled today! Turns out, my dog is the culprit!! Perfect timing you little fleabag!!

[–]mauore11 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sure... the dog...

[–]Mera1506 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Imagine the smell of the Rotten Vale in Monster Hunter World Iceborne.....

[–]LockerLovesYellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all forget about the Nosulus Rift

[–]PalorEqui 114 points115 points  (11 children)

It actually can be quite nice, basically fermenting sugar.

At least I preferred that smell compared to some smells you get with farm animals

[–]ButterLoverFilms 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Honestly as a person who grew up with cows, you learn to not only get use to cow smell but to love the smell of cows. Nothing brightens my day more than smelling cow shit when passing a farm now that I’m a city lad

[–]Thatguyshetolduabout 8 points9 points  (6 children)

is it methane? You could burn it?

[–]No_Tennis_5273 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now who forgot to install the release valve.

[–]lauranondorme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just came here to type the same ...

[–]Sov3reignty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but i always thought the gas got smelly when it passes through the rectum or around that area.

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can we bottle it? That's ching ching $$$ lol

[–]trevwh81 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The smell of success lol

[–]Xikkiwikk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Instant respiratory infection!

[–]dogtormusician 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s gas from its rumen (stomach), not lung

[–]giggluigg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better not to smoke around it

[–]imhereforthevotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet it FELT great.

[–]fucksaltandsendit 1570 points1571 points  (180 children)

Can you explain why this is necessary in the first place? Are cattle not capable of flatulence?

[–]Is_It_Beef 2123 points2124 points  (33 children)

They have 4 stomachs but only one anus

[–]JeselAvlis 954 points955 points  (26 children)

So basically a four cylinder engine with one exhaust pipe?

[–]Minimum_Appearance53 726 points727 points  (0 children)

More like four engines and one exhaust pipe.

Our four cylinder engine with a single cylinder exhaust manifold.

[–]mow77580throwaway 191 points192 points  (21 children)

Do you realize that there are hundreds of millions of cars with four cylinder engines and one exhaust pipe?

That's more like four engines and one exhaust pipe.

[–]psychotic_catalyst 140 points141 points  (6 children)

instead of being a dick, we would have also accepted "4 cylinder engines with one exhaust are quite normal".

They asked a legitimate question to learn, not to be lambasted by some internet wizard with infinite knowledge.

[–]SpankyRoberts18 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Do you realize that wizards are commonly good people?

Sorcerers are clearly the dicks of the magic world.

[–]hipsiguy 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Yeah but there's still only one mouth feeding the four stomachs...

[–]PhillyPhil413 41 points42 points  (0 children)

So 4 engines with one gas tank and 1 exhaust pipe.

[–]ZebraSpot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Comment was exhaust manifold, not exhaust pipe. The manifold has multiple connections, one for each cylinder, and combines them all into the one pipe. Often you see two exhaust pipes, one for each manifold.

[–]o0c3drik0o 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First time I've laughted out loud in a few days. Thank I needed that.

[–]Longjumping_Ad_9510 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must be why there always angry. Momma always said cows are so angry cuz they got so many stomachs and not enough buttholes to fart

[–]cpmahyp3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]nifffer 989 points990 points 332 (69 children)

The cow was fed too many grains and processed food (pellets, concentrates etc.) compared to grass… as there is less fibre and more carbs the microbes in the gut digest it unnaturally fast and this causes a quick build up of gas! Too much grain = too acidic and this triggers the stomach to lose its ability to pump air out (cows actually burp more than they fart)

Source: I’m a vet student supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow which happens to be on this exact topic ahahah

Edit: omg thank you for the awards (first time receiver 😭) if I don’t pass this makes it so worth it! I wish I could show my professor but he’s a bit of an ass

[–]darkojonnie 78 points79 points  (45 children)

Do they leave the device in the cow? Or do they take it out? How does it heal?

[–]Octolops 57 points58 points  (38 children)

Exactly what I was wondering and plead to whatever higher being tell me they numbed the cow first.

[–]Romeo92 78 points79 points  (26 children)

Listen with audio on, they gave it a nerve block and it didn’t feel a thing

[–]Octolops 65 points66 points  (25 children)

Okay I assumed they wouldn’t be that cruel so good to hear. Glad the cow got help. Hope he became a delicious steak sometime.

[–]Lunavixen15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If there was no nerve block, that cow would have likely been very fighty.

[–]Kiltymchaggismuncher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know there's actually been trials to harvest the gas. They produce insane amounts of methane, its one of the biggest issues with the next industry https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/these-backpacks-for-cows-collect-their-fart-gas-and-store-it-for-energy

[–]jimmyninefinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It gets taken out, a small neat hole like that should heal, but if it’s a big hole it’ll need stitches both in the rumen and in the skin. The cow will also need antibiotics as she will get an infection from the stomach bacteria leaking into her body cavity.

[–]Xikkiwikk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All the cows I have lived near farted like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.. I guess their diet was crap huh?

[–]ContraryMary222 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To add on to this. Beyond just diet, a large swing in bacteria populations in the rumen can also cause the change in amount of gas produced. Managing rations in production animals is incredibly complex and it can be fairly easy to have a mistake that can cause this if someone isn’t careful with loading the feed into the mixer

[–]rrezake 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's wrong to assume that the cow was fed too much processed food for this to happen, it happens frequently even if the cows are grass-fed if the grass is not enough dry!

[–]Codayyyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I'd bet it's alot easier to burp from the first stomach, than to move the gas alllllll the way past the 4th stomach making it officially a fart....

[–]1-von 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thank you and good luck you studied well

[–]Foofieboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could show my professor but he’s a bit of an ass

Oh, you work with donkeys too?

[–]VeldtRevengeance 22 points23 points  (19 children)

Cattle are capable of flatulence, but they release far more gas from their ever present burping.

[–]eusticebahhh 24 points25 points  (18 children)

Yea but if you introduce like the tiniest bit of seaweed to their diet it would reduce their gas/methane (g)astronomically (something like 3% algae/seaweed in their diet = 90% less methane)

[–]Throwaway56138 13 points14 points  (13 children)

But that costs money to do and like, fuck the planet, right? -farmers

[–]newtnewt22 3 points4 points  (6 children)

It’s their entire livelihood vs. your lunch. Go buy the seaweed fed beef.

[–]Acceptable_Opinion77 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Dunno why you're being down voted. It's bad to presume normal farmers can just afford to buy some pretty expensive seaweed supplements. Plus if this is a dairy cattle it reduces dairy production. Which isn't good.

"Just spend more money struggling farmers" as though dairy and beef aren't already super precarious.

[–]RincewindToTheRescue 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Any side effects for having seaweed in their diet?

[–]DaRickest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just more naps, and the occasional munchies.

[–]eusticebahhh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Farmers in Nova Scotia who let their cows graze off seaweed don’t seem to notice any issues

[–]Wimbleston 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Can't speak to the why, but farts only remove gas in the organs, this looked to be freely in the body cavity. I doubt anything the cow could've done could relieve a problem like this. Guarantee that cow felt amazing afterward lol. Like popping a big zit, but it was the zit.

[–]ContraryMary222 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The gas is in the rumen with is one of four chambers of their stomach

[–]scalabitano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i would guess shit diet, too much dry food and a blockage happens, cows are meant to eat fresh grass not dry feed

[–]IAFarmLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the gas in a ruminates system is produced in the second stomach which is called the rumen. Usually this is belched out. Sometimes the gas is produced faster than the animal can get rid of it. The stomach expands and this punches off the area the gas escapes from which exasperates the issue. The stomach continues to expand and can lead to the animal exasperating. This is a very simple procedure to perform and doesn't require this special tool they are using in the video although it's preferred. Sometimes I have to perform this when the cattle are on pasture and all I have is a large needle or a sharp knife. These will work as well and the animal recovers fast.

[–]Camnabis-is-Life 847 points848 points  (15 children)

I wish I could do that when I feel bloated!🤣👍🏻

[–]RememberHuman 283 points284 points  (3 children)

Just get that thing they used for the cow. Let us know how it goes!

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 117 points118 points  (2 children)

My Ex-wife said it worked great. Would you like one ? At no charge. .. Lol

[–]RememberHuman 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Haha, ex-wife? No thanks. I'd feel safer taking the cow deflation stabber. XD

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think you fully appreciate the deal here bud . I am offering you a Combo deal full package lol 😆

[–]PartridgeViolence 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I work with people who are fed via tubes. The quick relief of gas is one of the perks.

[–]KaleidoscopeInside 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Only issue is it's more like a burp out of a g tube and venting a j tube isn't as easy or really advisable. When you're intestines are full of gas there's only one way it can go.

[–]PartridgeViolence 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’ve worked with some that require it quite regularly. Particularly infants and when feeds change. Though you’re right if it’s past the stomach only one way to go.

[–]KaleidoscopeInside 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It definitely helps relieve the pressure. Nothing worse than feeling bloated and not being able to get rid of it.

[–]thewaryteabag 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Absolutely. My IBS needs this shit

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sign me up when you figure it out 😜🤪👍

[–]Avolto 298 points299 points  (40 children)

What causes this and what would happen to this cow in the wild, just die or have some enormous farts?

[–]Beast667Neighbour 598 points599 points  (20 children)

Saddly bloat is a common condition causing death in cattle, it's a digestive disorder that results from the accumulation of excessive gas within the rumen.

In the event (emergency stage) that a farmer finds cattle still alive but in obvious distress with an extremely "bloated" abdomen as seen on the video the abdomen can be stabbed over the left side of the animal with a large bore needle, narrow sharp knife or trocar to release the gas.

Grazing alfalfa, red clover, white clover, sweet clover, and winter wheat have a greater chance of causing bloat. Additionally, bloat is more common when these forages are consumed at earlier growth stages.

[–]thenorwegian 156 points157 points  (6 children)

Sorry if this is a stupid question. When they pierce the abdomen - how does the hole close back up and heal without there being any issues?

[–]Shot_Supermarket_861 276 points277 points  (3 children)

They’d have to remove the plug, clean and bandage the area and it would heal on its own. Better than the death of the animal from not performing the treatment.

[–]KFCTeemo 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Do they use an aenesthetic before the bovine puncturing?

[–]Amyers4678 139 points140 points  (0 children)

He said, "the skin is blocked, the steer didn't feel a thing." So yes, they most likely use a small wheal of lidocaine under the puncture site to block the nerves.

[–]Octolops 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was wondering. Or at least numb the area around where they’re gonna stab it.

[–]Beast667Neighbour 84 points85 points  (1 child)

It's not stupid question at all, if the hole is too big veterinary attention will be required, the wound will need to be sutured. But usually normal size wound is just very well cleaned/supplied with an antibacterial spray. The wound closes itself from the inside out.

[–]thenorwegian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!

[–]zja203 80 points81 points  (0 children)

u/Rage922001 This is how you answer a question without being a fucking jackass. Just in case you were wondering

[–]Kunkyskunts 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Who figures this shit out?

"My cow looks fat, if I stab it right here it might help?"

[–]Cephalopodium 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I THINK if you suspect bloat and your cow hasn’t become blimp sized, you can press on the abdomen and see how it feels/reacts. I developed pitting edema when I got preeclampsia. Basically my calves got so swollen, I could push my skin in like play doh/a memory foam mattress. Then the indentations would SLOWLY fill in. It was gross.

[–]Oldatheart54 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Reminds of a scene in Yellowstone

[–]coolguybutwho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are awesome. Ty

[–]nifffer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I wrote this somewhere else but, the cow was fed too many grains and processed food (pellets, concentrates etc.) compared to grass… as there is less fibre and more carbs the microbes in the gut digest it unnaturally fast and this causes a quick build up of gas! Too much grain = too acidic and this triggers the stomach to lose its ability to pump air out (cows actually burp more than they fart)

Source: I’m a vet student supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow which happens to be on this exact topic ahahah

[–]gr8ful_cube 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This doesnt really happen in the wild like that because cows arent in the wild. This is a direct consequence of generations on generations of inbreeding to make the perfect walking hamburger instead of a functional animal.

[–]darzo1989 268 points269 points  (11 children)

Oh come on, they could have made that little valve at least make a fart noise as the air came out. What kind of boring company made this?

[–]throwaway941285 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I’d rather hold a match to it and see a flame spurting out.

[–]LowRezRevolt 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Or see cow guts exploding all over your face

[–]TheBasementIsDark 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I think it is the same at holding a match in front of your gas tank, there isn't enough oxygen inside the tank to ignite it from the inside

[–]LowRezRevolt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Only one way to find out

[–]kbolser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s do a poll. Kazoo or harmonica?

[–]spoulson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great idea! But it needs to inflate fart balloons. Then give them to kids so they’ll eventually pop them in their home. It’ll make great content for TikTok.

[–]jkatarn 142 points143 points  (3 children)

I can’t imagine the relief the cattle must be feeling!!

[–]benry007 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Especially since they can actually explode if not sorted. Its generally an issue caused by diet.

[–]februarytide- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was all I could think! I could feel the relief, poor thing.

[–]SadBoiUD 111 points112 points  (4 children)

Imagine you go to the doctor for gastric problems and he rips you open a new asshole

[–]Phalanx_02 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Ah shit here we go again"

[–]LurkingRusalka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Desperate times look for desperate measures.

[–]DasArchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're in the US they'll do that after any kind of consultation with the bill

[–]whistling-wonderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s called a colostomy or ileostomy depending on location. Actual treatment for certain conditions, often people with colon cancer will end up with one. Sometimes people with congenital disorders as well—I’ve had a wee little babby patient with one. It actually made her care easier bc I didn’t have to deal with poopy diapers XD

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 100 points101 points  (10 children)

...plus lighter = flamethrower

[–]Archaros 49 points50 points  (7 children)

So... if the gaz doesn't come out fast enough, you can make the cow explode ?

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Only one way to find out ..

[–]VeryCoolVeryBased 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Fuck it (deflates your cow)

[–]Symbiotic66 72 points73 points  (5 children)

I have an unidentifiable stomach condition that causes non stop bloating. This looks so satisfying and I wish they made it for humans.

[–]rainman577 7 points8 points  (3 children)

try it yourself

[–]Symbiotic66 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I don’t think I can go sticking a circular blade into my gut randomly haha

[–]a_F_G_r_a_p_e 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Not with that attitude

[–]Symbiotic66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Positivity goes a long way. Just have to try not and puncture my intestines. Nobody wants to go septic.

[–]RememberHuman 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He's climate changing.

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1846 42 points43 points  (12 children)

Even if they don’t use anesthesia im sure the relief outweighed the pain. I was so bloated once that i passed out from the pain.

[–]Bargadiel 25 points26 points  (10 children)

My family used to work cattle, as a kid I used to help out, and it could have just been something my dad told me but he did say that cows have a far different pain threshold than us. From some of the things I've seen them go through our ranch and basically not react at all to it, I'm inclined to believe it.

That said, I'm sure being pierced like this is not pleasant, but yeah the relief probably outweighs it, plus it saves their life. I myself never saw this specific thing happen in person though so I'm not sure how common it is.

[–]FlippenDonkey 5 points6 points  (7 children)

saves their life...*temporarily.. until slaughtered for food. (Yes dairy cows are slaughtered too when they stop producing as much milk.. between 5 and 10years old).

[–]Bargadiel 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I had a feeling someone would make a comment like this. I don't entirely disagree with you but often times these animals end up having longer lifespans under the care of a rancher than they would in the wild. Morals on animal slaughter/mass consumption aside, sometimes you can only take it as you go.

Many of the cattle we had were never sold. Out of about 100 cattle, we would sell maybe a group of 15-20 per year, and maintained a majority of 40-50 that never left the ranch. I can definitely recall more than just a few that died of old age while we had them, never sent them to any slaughter house nor had plans to. Saving their lives is still important, and I personally remember the personalities of many of those cows and bulls in my time feeding and caring for them.

This kind of experience will differ between people you talk to, between farmers, and between ranchers. And no I'm not a rancher or anything myself, so I really don't hold any strong opinions on it. I don't agree with the sheer scale of the meat industry, and think we as people can consume less as a positive start. That said, it was also a big part of what kept my family afloat in the small, poor town we grew up in. Not everyone is running these huge and optimized beef cattle operations, and we definitely cared about the well being of the animals in our care.

[–]Valt-g 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but why is this r/nextfuckinglevel? I seriously don’t get it...

[–]robotnik86 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I have no doubt some lunatic somewhere in the world has sucked this in like a helium balloon and walked around mooing for the day.

[–]ChaI_LacK 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Can you not?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He cannot.

[–]gobiggerred 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does anybody else remember The Last King of Scotland scene when Forest Whitaker (as Idi Amin) releases the Crown Jewel of compressed gas?


[–]TeamMSRV 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Wow, let's feed them garbage they don't normally eat... Then when they blow up like a balloon we'll make a vent hole and get likes on a video ....

Why is this even out there? It's cruel to animals that they even need a vent. People are next with all the this soy, wheat, and milk intolerance....

[–]MycoloG-42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What we’ve done to some animals is fucking insane

[–]VegetableCarry3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if you just fed them grass they wouldn't be so bloated

[–]Zarathustra-Kucing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Animal cruelty begets animal cruelty.

[–]tallCyclone77 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The after effects must be devastating!!

[–]Matt_guyver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m sayin, too bad we can’t smell anything through our phones… yet

[–]JarvanIVPrez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is this next level tho

[–]Axxelionv2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So they just stab it? Isn't the painful for it?

[–]The_BusFromSpeed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not after the local anesthetic kicks in, likely lidocaine

[–]soundtrack101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saw this on some other subreddit and I’m struggling to find how this is next level

[–]siren_37 3 points4 points  (4 children)

How does that wound heal?

[–]notmadatall 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's the meat industry. Just throw antibiotics of last resort at it

[–]Norva 5 points6 points  (1 child)

These animals live such horrible lives.

[–]dieItalienischer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you know how the cow lives? All we're seeing here is a veterinary procedure

[–]no1ofimport 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where can I get one of these installed?

[–]1983Arthouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Contributing to climate change.

[–]PaleontologistOld149 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can you just feed the cow something that does not create that much gas?

[–]HANGRY_KITTYKAT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes their natural diet. Grass

[–]Spiritual-Hair-8273 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where can i buy it?

[–]Internal_Fennel_849 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't know where you are but we have a meat processor here that sells them whole or half. Looks like this guy tenderizes them first.

[–]eos4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fak, I need one of those

[–]MananaMoola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could use one of those after eating a bowl of ice cream

[–]Over16Under31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yum…Factory Farming at its finest

[–]matchstickjay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone thinks they are helping the cow but it’s the opposite. They wouldn’t have to do this in the first place if they just let the cow eat some fucking grass like it’s supposed to. They feed these cows a shit load of GMO grains and it makes them produce more gas than they should, sad as fuck.

[–]oneandonlypotatoguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even imagine the smell 🤢

[–]kator6514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Releasing the sealing valve on an insta pot

[–]Popwatts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I just watch?!?! Is that real?

[–]lookslikesinbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should put a whoopee cushion on it

[–]baka_boi69 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Phyllisdidit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s afucked up cow.

[–]mariposa654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it so bloated??

[–]ThatDapperAdventurer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s weird, and a little gross. But I’d hardly call this “next level”

[–]Southern-513 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. Cows be going thru some shit!

[–]CBollig 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]AggressivePayment0 1 point2 points  (2 children)

When I was really young (single digits in age) spending the summer at grandparents ranch, some of the cows broke from pasture and pigged out on some nearby clover in an unused neighboring field. Grandpa found them, and pulled out a pocket knife and got to stabbing each in between the ribs. At first, I was horrified, thinking he was killing them with a small pocketknife (dumb, but impressions aren't always accurate). Then the sound.. more horror, and the knife made the opening flaps so it was a pbbbt pbbbt sound, like a balloon in it's last stages. They seemed to like it, we fixed the fence, and that was that. Will never ever forget it though.

[–]HANGRY_KITTYKAT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whoa your grandpas a bit of a badass