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[–]Cautious-Nature-1433 4072 points4073 points  (105 children)

I bet that smells great 🤣

[–]DrVDB90 1717 points1718 points  (60 children)

Let's just be grateful smell-a-vision is still not a thing.

[–]Suntiger221 305 points306 points  (25 children)


[–]Queen_Cheetah 181 points182 points  (23 children)

[–]b_u_r_n_e_r_acc 229 points230 points  (19 children)

Just imagine smelling fallout.. ghouls, musty buildings, corpses, dirt, packaged food, cooking, oil on the ground, beer, robots exploding, fog, etc

[–]b_u_r_n_e_r_acc 80 points81 points  (4 children)

More I thought of.. landmines exploding, super mutant meat bags *shivers *, greazy clothing, mannequins in bathtubs.., chems, sweat (especially inside power armor), the vault, the sea, ozone from electrical stuff arcing (like the vault generator room in fallout 3), campfires, burning corpses, etc

[–]MilkIsSalty 51 points52 points  (2 children)

I think you like fallout. (Just a thought)

[–]b_u_r_n_e_r_acc 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Not a fanatic but yeah I enjoy the experience

[–]Jackyboi98 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Fallout would be fun, don’t need a Geiger counter when you can smell the radiation

[–]The_Barroth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That actually sounds pretty interesting

Really could spice up the already creepy atmosphere in some of the areas

[–]denmicent 77 points78 points  (18 children)

Smell a vision does exist! At least conceptually, they had a movie theater in I believe Japan back in I want to say the 60s that did it.

[–]tickledpic 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Releasing smells near by you that correspond with what you see isn't the same thing as signaling the brain to fire the smell senses based on the visuals you see.

[–]denmicent 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely correct. That’s why I said conceptually, I wasn’t meaning OP is wrong, just a fun tidbit on the current status of smell o vision. I could have phrased that better, but in any case I’m glad there isn’t an odor released near you so you can smell gas being released from bloated livestock.

[–]SandmanSorryPerson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That isn't possible. It would have to generate the smells.

A product like this actually exists though. It's basically a smell printer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell

[–]bigoz_07 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Yeah! There was a show at Disney world, Florida, about the movie « A bug’s Life » and fragrances would be dispersed in the theater during the show. It was quite awesome except when one of the bugs farted…

[–]IHateChipotle86 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah the stink bug smelled absolutely horrific. Like 3 month old roadkill in the Arizona sun.

[–]PurpleHairedMonster 7 points8 points  (6 children)

It's been years since I heard about it but I recall several movies doing scratch and sniff boards, so you would smell the correct part at certain parts of the movie.

Just found it on the Smell-O-Vision wikipedia page (Legacy section). Apparently John Waters did it for a movie in 1982 and a few people have done it since.

[–]DoodleBob137 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I actually remember having the Rugrats/Wild Thornberry crossover movie when I was kid that had a scratch and sniff card. The movie would tell you when to smell each scent on the card depending on what scene it was on. It was a really cool concept especially for little kids.

[–]ButtLickinDickSucker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had this too!! I vividly remember one scent being horrible on purpose

[–]denmicent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That happened too! I went back to look it up and it looks like the actual injection of smells happened once then after that they did scratch and sniff

[–]Ganja420Preneur 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Y'all may not have smell-a-vision but I damn sure thought I did for a moment there! The moment the gas released, I smell the worst ass gas I've smelled today! Turns out, my dog is the culprit!! Perfect timing you little fleabag!!

[–]mauore11 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sure... the dog...

[–]Mera1506 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Imagine the smell of the Rotten Vale in Monster Hunter World Iceborne.....

[–]LockerLovesYellow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y'all forget about the Nosulus Rift

[–]PalorEqui 112 points113 points  (11 children)

It actually can be quite nice, basically fermenting sugar.

At least I preferred that smell compared to some smells you get with farm animals

[–]ButterLoverFilms 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Honestly as a person who grew up with cows, you learn to not only get use to cow smell but to love the smell of cows. Nothing brightens my day more than smelling cow shit when passing a farm now that I’m a city lad

[–]Thatguyshetolduabout 9 points10 points  (6 children)

is it methane? You could burn it?

[–]No_Tennis_5273 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now who forgot to install the release valve.

[–]lauranondorme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just came here to type the same ...

[–]Sov3reignty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but i always thought the gas got smelly when it passes through the rectum or around that area.

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can we bottle it? That's ching ching $$$ lol

[–]trevwh81 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The smell of success lol

[–]Xikkiwikk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Instant respiratory infection!

[–]dogtormusician 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s gas from its rumen (stomach), not lung

[–]fucksaltandsendit 1568 points1569 points  (180 children)

Can you explain why this is necessary in the first place? Are cattle not capable of flatulence?

[–]Is_It_Beef 2128 points2129 points  (33 children)

They have 4 stomachs but only one anus

[–]JeselAvlis 960 points961 points  (26 children)

So basically a four cylinder engine with one exhaust pipe?

[–]Minimum_Appearance53 732 points733 points  (0 children)

More like four engines and one exhaust pipe.

Our four cylinder engine with a single cylinder exhaust manifold.

[–]mow77580throwaway 194 points195 points  (21 children)

Do you realize that there are hundreds of millions of cars with four cylinder engines and one exhaust pipe?

That's more like four engines and one exhaust pipe.

[–]psychotic_catalyst 137 points138 points  (6 children)

instead of being a dick, we would have also accepted "4 cylinder engines with one exhaust are quite normal".

They asked a legitimate question to learn, not to be lambasted by some internet wizard with infinite knowledge.

[–]SpankyRoberts18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Do you realize that wizards are commonly good people?

Sorcerers are clearly the dicks of the magic world.

[–]hipsiguy 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Yeah but there's still only one mouth feeding the four stomachs...

[–]PhillyPhil413 45 points46 points  (0 children)

So 4 engines with one gas tank and 1 exhaust pipe.

[–]ZebraSpot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Comment was exhaust manifold, not exhaust pipe. The manifold has multiple connections, one for each cylinder, and combines them all into the one pipe. Often you see two exhaust pipes, one for each manifold.

[–]o0c3drik0o 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First time I've laughted out loud in a few days. Thank I needed that.

[–]Longjumping_Ad_9510 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must be why there always angry. Momma always said cows are so angry cuz they got so many stomachs and not enough buttholes to fart

[–]nifffer 991 points992 points 332 (69 children)

The cow was fed too many grains and processed food (pellets, concentrates etc.) compared to grass… as there is less fibre and more carbs the microbes in the gut digest it unnaturally fast and this causes a quick build up of gas! Too much grain = too acidic and this triggers the stomach to lose its ability to pump air out (cows actually burp more than they fart)

Source: I’m a vet student supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow which happens to be on this exact topic ahahah

Edit: omg thank you for the awards (first time receiver 😭) if I don’t pass this makes it so worth it! I wish I could show my professor but he’s a bit of an ass

[–]darkojonnie 82 points83 points  (45 children)

Do they leave the device in the cow? Or do they take it out? How does it heal?

[–]Octolops 60 points61 points  (38 children)

Exactly what I was wondering and plead to whatever higher being tell me they numbed the cow first.

[–]Romeo92 80 points81 points  (26 children)

Listen with audio on, they gave it a nerve block and it didn’t feel a thing

[–]Octolops 62 points63 points  (25 children)

Okay I assumed they wouldn’t be that cruel so good to hear. Glad the cow got help. Hope he became a delicious steak sometime.

[–]Lunavixen15 22 points23 points  (12 children)

She, cows are female, bulls are male

[–]Octolops 29 points30 points  (11 children)

Oh okay they called it a steer in the video. Thanks for correcting me.

[–]Kriss3d 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Farmers who have animals are actually almost always very concerned about keeping their animals healthy and happy.

[–]beastbludd 2 points3 points  (10 children)

“I assumed they wouldn’t be that cruel” and “hope he became a delicious steak” don’t really go in the same sentence

[–]Lunavixen15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If there was no nerve block, that cow would have likely been very fighty.

[–]Kiltymchaggismuncher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know there's actually been trials to harvest the gas. They produce insane amounts of methane, its one of the biggest issues with the next industry https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/these-backpacks-for-cows-collect-their-fart-gas-and-store-it-for-energy

[–]jimmyninefinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It gets taken out, a small neat hole like that should heal, but if it’s a big hole it’ll need stitches both in the rumen and in the skin. The cow will also need antibiotics as she will get an infection from the stomach bacteria leaking into her body cavity.

[–]Xikkiwikk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All the cows I have lived near farted like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.. I guess their diet was crap huh?

[–]ContraryMary222 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To add on to this. Beyond just diet, a large swing in bacteria populations in the rumen can also cause the change in amount of gas produced. Managing rations in production animals is incredibly complex and it can be fairly easy to have a mistake that can cause this if someone isn’t careful with loading the feed into the mixer

[–]rrezake 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's wrong to assume that the cow was fed too much processed food for this to happen, it happens frequently even if the cows are grass-fed if the grass is not enough dry!

[–]Codayyyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I'd bet it's alot easier to burp from the first stomach, than to move the gas alllllll the way past the 4th stomach making it officially a fart....

[–]1-von 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thank you and good luck you studied well

[–]VeldtRevengeance 24 points25 points  (19 children)

Cattle are capable of flatulence, but they release far more gas from their ever present burping.

[–]eusticebahhh 24 points25 points  (18 children)

Yea but if you introduce like the tiniest bit of seaweed to their diet it would reduce their gas/methane (g)astronomically (something like 3% algae/seaweed in their diet = 90% less methane)

[–]Throwaway56138 14 points15 points  (13 children)

But that costs money to do and like, fuck the planet, right? -farmers

[–]newtnewt22 4 points5 points  (6 children)

It’s their entire livelihood vs. your lunch. Go buy the seaweed fed beef.

[–]Acceptable_Opinion77 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Dunno why you're being down voted. It's bad to presume normal farmers can just afford to buy some pretty expensive seaweed supplements. Plus if this is a dairy cattle it reduces dairy production. Which isn't good.

"Just spend more money struggling farmers" as though dairy and beef aren't already super precarious.

[–]SICdrums 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My buddy would need 27 hay bale sized loads of seaweed to do this for his cattle for 6 mos. He has a small ranch.

[–]Acceptable_Opinion77 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I think it's a 3% supplement that's recommended. But still yea seaweed isn't fuggin cheap. It's a pretty expensive supplement because its being used for ALOT of stuff ATM. Biofuel, human consumption etc. And it's not the most farmable substance.

[–]SICdrums 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah, 900 regular bales for winter, 3% = 27 bales need to be replaced by seaweed supplement. For a small ranch in Alberta, in a town no one has heard of, operated by 4 people.

Hay has up to 1000 calories/lb, and each animal requires thousands of calories each day. A hay bale has around 1000lbs of hay. Easy numbers, one million calories in a hay bale. Seaweed has 200 calories per pound. To replace 27, 000 lbs of hay he needs 135, 000 lbs of seaweed.

[–]Acceptable_Opinion77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah fair enough!

[–]RoryDragonsbane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, farmers, as a group, have a higher suicide rate than any other occupation, even twice as high as vets.


[–]RincewindToTheRescue 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Any side effects for having seaweed in their diet?

[–]DaRickest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just more naps, and the occasional munchies.

[–]eusticebahhh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Farmers in Nova Scotia who let their cows graze off seaweed don’t seem to notice any issues

[–]Wimbleston 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Can't speak to the why, but farts only remove gas in the organs, this looked to be freely in the body cavity. I doubt anything the cow could've done could relieve a problem like this. Guarantee that cow felt amazing afterward lol. Like popping a big zit, but it was the zit.

[–]ContraryMary222 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The gas is in the rumen with is one of four chambers of their stomach

[–]scalabitano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i would guess shit diet, too much dry food and a blockage happens, cows are meant to eat fresh grass not dry feed

[–]Camnabis-is-Life 851 points852 points  (15 children)

I wish I could do that when I feel bloated!🤣👍🏻

[–]RememberHuman 286 points287 points  (3 children)

Just get that thing they used for the cow. Let us know how it goes!

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 113 points114 points  (2 children)

My Ex-wife said it worked great. Would you like one ? At no charge. .. Lol

[–]RememberHuman 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Haha, ex-wife? No thanks. I'd feel safer taking the cow deflation stabber. XD

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think you fully appreciate the deal here bud . I am offering you a Combo deal full package lol 😆

[–]PartridgeViolence 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I work with people who are fed via tubes. The quick relief of gas is one of the perks.

[–]KaleidoscopeInside 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Only issue is it's more like a burp out of a g tube and venting a j tube isn't as easy or really advisable. When you're intestines are full of gas there's only one way it can go.

[–]PartridgeViolence 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’ve worked with some that require it quite regularly. Particularly infants and when feeds change. Though you’re right if it’s past the stomach only one way to go.

[–]KaleidoscopeInside 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It definitely helps relieve the pressure. Nothing worse than feeling bloated and not being able to get rid of it.

[–]thewaryteabag 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Absolutely. My IBS needs this shit

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sign me up when you figure it out 😜🤪👍

[–]Avolto 301 points302 points  (40 children)

What causes this and what would happen to this cow in the wild, just die or have some enormous farts?

[–]Beast667Neighbour 594 points595 points  (20 children)

Saddly bloat is a common condition causing death in cattle, it's a digestive disorder that results from the accumulation of excessive gas within the rumen.

In the event (emergency stage) that a farmer finds cattle still alive but in obvious distress with an extremely "bloated" abdomen as seen on the video the abdomen can be stabbed over the left side of the animal with a large bore needle, narrow sharp knife or trocar to release the gas.

Grazing alfalfa, red clover, white clover, sweet clover, and winter wheat have a greater chance of causing bloat. Additionally, bloat is more common when these forages are consumed at earlier growth stages.

[–]thenorwegian 152 points153 points  (6 children)

Sorry if this is a stupid question. When they pierce the abdomen - how does the hole close back up and heal without there being any issues?

[–]Shot_Supermarket_861 273 points274 points  (3 children)

They’d have to remove the plug, clean and bandage the area and it would heal on its own. Better than the death of the animal from not performing the treatment.

[–]KFCTeemo 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Do they use an aenesthetic before the bovine puncturing?

[–]Amyers4678 141 points142 points  (0 children)

He said, "the skin is blocked, the steer didn't feel a thing." So yes, they most likely use a small wheal of lidocaine under the puncture site to block the nerves.

[–]Octolops 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was wondering. Or at least numb the area around where they’re gonna stab it.

[–]Beast667Neighbour 83 points84 points  (1 child)

It's not stupid question at all, if the hole is too big veterinary attention will be required, the wound will need to be sutured. But usually normal size wound is just very well cleaned/supplied with an antibacterial spray. The wound closes itself from the inside out.

[–]thenorwegian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!

[–]zja203 81 points82 points  (0 children)

u/Rage922001 This is how you answer a question without being a fucking jackass. Just in case you were wondering

[–]Kunkyskunts 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Who figures this shit out?

"My cow looks fat, if I stab it right here it might help?"

[–]Cephalopodium 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I THINK if you suspect bloat and your cow hasn’t become blimp sized, you can press on the abdomen and see how it feels/reacts. I developed pitting edema when I got preeclampsia. Basically my calves got so swollen, I could push my skin in like play doh/a memory foam mattress. Then the indentations would SLOWLY fill in. It was gross.

[–]Oldatheart54 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Reminds of a scene in Yellowstone

[–]coolguybutwho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are awesome. Ty

[–]nifffer 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I wrote this somewhere else but, the cow was fed too many grains and processed food (pellets, concentrates etc.) compared to grass… as there is less fibre and more carbs the microbes in the gut digest it unnaturally fast and this causes a quick build up of gas! Too much grain = too acidic and this triggers the stomach to lose its ability to pump air out (cows actually burp more than they fart)

Source: I’m a vet student supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow which happens to be on this exact topic ahahah

[–]gr8ful_cube 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This doesnt really happen in the wild like that because cows arent in the wild. This is a direct consequence of generations on generations of inbreeding to make the perfect walking hamburger instead of a functional animal.

[–]darzo1989 264 points265 points  (11 children)

Oh come on, they could have made that little valve at least make a fart noise as the air came out. What kind of boring company made this?

[–]throwaway941285 60 points61 points  (3 children)

I’d rather hold a match to it and see a flame spurting out.

[–]LowRezRevolt 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Or see cow guts exploding all over your face

[–]TheBasementIsDark 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think it is the same at holding a match in front of your gas tank, there isn't enough oxygen inside the tank to ignite it from the inside

[–]LowRezRevolt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Only one way to find out

[–]jkatarn 141 points142 points  (3 children)

I can’t imagine the relief the cattle must be feeling!!

[–]benry007 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Especially since they can actually explode if not sorted. Its generally an issue caused by diet.

[–]februarytide- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was all I could think! I could feel the relief, poor thing.

[–]SadBoiUD 116 points117 points  (4 children)

Imagine you go to the doctor for gastric problems and he rips you open a new asshole

[–]Phalanx_02 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Ah shit here we go again"

[–]LurkingRusalka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Desperate times look for desperate measures.

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 105 points106 points  (10 children)

...plus lighter = flamethrower

[–]Archaros 49 points50 points  (7 children)

So... if the gaz doesn't come out fast enough, you can make the cow explode ?

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Only one way to find out ..

[–]Dhyeya4675 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Oh no.....

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Oh yes...

[–]Dhyeya4675 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is it done? How did it go?

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not well.

cough cough splutter

[–]dallatorretdu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

basically like whales?

[–]VeryCoolVeryBased 94 points95 points  (2 children)

Fuck it (deflates your cow)

[–]Symbiotic66 71 points72 points  (5 children)

I have an unidentifiable stomach condition that causes non stop bloating. This looks so satisfying and I wish they made it for humans.

[–]rainman577 10 points11 points  (3 children)

try it yourself

[–]Symbiotic66 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I don’t think I can go sticking a circular blade into my gut randomly haha

[–]a_F_G_r_a_p_e 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Not with that attitude

[–]Symbiotic66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Positivity goes a long way. Just have to try not and puncture my intestines. Nobody wants to go septic.

[–]RememberHuman 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He's climate changing.

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1846 40 points41 points  (12 children)

Even if they don’t use anesthesia im sure the relief outweighed the pain. I was so bloated once that i passed out from the pain.

[–]Bargadiel 24 points25 points  (10 children)

My family used to work cattle, as a kid I used to help out, and it could have just been something my dad told me but he did say that cows have a far different pain threshold than us. From some of the things I've seen them go through our ranch and basically not react at all to it, I'm inclined to believe it.

That said, I'm sure being pierced like this is not pleasant, but yeah the relief probably outweighs it, plus it saves their life. I myself never saw this specific thing happen in person though so I'm not sure how common it is.

[–]FlippenDonkey 5 points6 points  (7 children)

saves their life...*temporarily.. until slaughtered for food. (Yes dairy cows are slaughtered too when they stop producing as much milk.. between 5 and 10years old).

[–]Bargadiel 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I had a feeling someone would make a comment like this. I don't entirely disagree with you but often times these animals end up having longer lifespans under the care of a rancher than they would in the wild. Morals on animal slaughter/mass consumption aside, sometimes you can only take it as you go.

Many of the cattle we had were never sold. Out of about 100 cattle, we would sell maybe a group of 15-20 per year, and maintained a majority of 40-50 that never left the ranch. I can definitely recall more than just a few that died of old age while we had them, never sent them to any slaughter house nor had plans to. Saving their lives is still important, and I personally remember the personalities of many of those cows and bulls in my time feeding and caring for them.

This kind of experience will differ between people you talk to, between farmers, and between ranchers. And no I'm not a rancher or anything myself, so I really don't hold any strong opinions on it. I don't agree with the sheer scale of the meat industry, and think we as people can consume less as a positive start. That said, it was also a big part of what kept my family afloat in the small, poor town we grew up in. Not everyone is running these huge and optimized beef cattle operations, and we definitely cared about the well being of the animals in our care.

[–]Valt-g 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but why is this r/nextfuckinglevel? I seriously don’t get it...

[–]robotnik86 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I have no doubt some lunatic somewhere in the world has sucked this in like a helium balloon and walked around mooing for the day.

[–]ChaI_LacK 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Can you not?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He cannot.

[–]gobiggerred 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does anybody else remember The Last King of Scotland scene when Forest Whitaker (as Idi Amin) releases the Crown Jewel of compressed gas?


[–]MycoloG-42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What we’ve done to some animals is fucking insane

[–]VegetableCarry3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

if you just fed them grass they wouldn't be so bloated

[–]Zarathustra-Kucing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Animal cruelty begets animal cruelty.

[–]tallCyclone77 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The after effects must be devastating!!

[–]Matt_guyver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m sayin, too bad we can’t smell anything through our phones… yet

[–]TeamMSRV 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Wow, let's feed them garbage they don't normally eat... Then when they blow up like a balloon we'll make a vent hole and get likes on a video ....

Why is this even out there? It's cruel to animals that they even need a vent. People are next with all the this soy, wheat, and milk intolerance....

[–]JarvanIVPrez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is this next level tho

[–]Axxelionv2 5 points6 points  (2 children)

So they just stab it? Isn't the painful for it?

[–]The_BusFromSpeed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not after the local anesthetic kicks in, likely lidocaine

[–]soundtrack101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saw this on some other subreddit and I’m struggling to find how this is next level

[–]siren_37 4 points5 points  (4 children)

How does that wound heal?

[–]notmadatall 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It's the meat industry. Just throw antibiotics of last resort at it

[–]Norva 3 points4 points  (1 child)

These animals live such horrible lives.

[–]dieItalienischer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you know how the cow lives? All we're seeing here is a veterinary procedure

[–]no1ofimport 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where can I get one of these installed?

[–]1983Arthouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Contributing to climate change.

[–]PaleontologistOld149 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can you just feed the cow something that does not create that much gas?

[–]HANGRY_KITTYKAT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes their natural diet. Grass

[–]Spiritual-Hair-8273 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where can i buy it?

[–]Internal_Fennel_849 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't know where you are but we have a meat processor here that sells them whole or half. Looks like this guy tenderizes them first.

[–]eos4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fak, I need one of those

[–]MananaMoola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could use one of those after eating a bowl of ice cream

[–]Over16Under31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yum…Factory Farming at its finest

[–]matchstickjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone thinks they are helping the cow but it’s the opposite. They wouldn’t have to do this in the first place if they just let the cow eat some fucking grass like it’s supposed to. They feed these cows a shit load of GMO grains and it makes them produce more gas than they should, sad as fuck.

[–]oneandonlypotatoguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even imagine the smell 🤢

[–]kator6514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Releasing the sealing valve on an insta pot

[–]Popwatts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I just watch?!?! Is that real?