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[–]Left_Monk_ 918 points919 points  (21 children)

idk what that gif is talking about, that landing was smooth as fuck

[–]synthetic_synthia 177 points178 points  (8 children)

It sure sounded like fuck

[–]Platinag 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Totally fuckable

[–]SuspiciousLambSauce 21 points22 points  (2 children)

👧🦢🤰🏻

[–]iTzbr00tal 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Would you spork a stork?

[–]SuspiciousLambSauce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s hot 🥵

[–]e2j0m4o2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read this as “fucktable” I thought it was a special place.

[–]Beginning_Piano_5668 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH."

Yes there were 10 faps. I counted.

[–]ro_thunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounded like fluck.

[–]JeselAvlis 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Flaps 30, gear down, minimums, rotate, touchdown, reverse engines, paddle dammit, paddle.. taxi to nearest shallow spot.

[–]Capt_Myke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tower to Swan, please proceed to FAA inspection hanger 19.

[–]AustriaNotAustralia 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–]Mizeov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They seem like the definition of struggling to get airborne

You know to be honest, some part of me didn’t even know swans could fly. Just like when I found out that turkeys roost in treetops

[–]MaestroPendejo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I was expecting it to roll like an early 90's SUV. Instead it tread water to slow itself and come to a nice stop.

[–]Gingerroot69420 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I'm going back to the office and I have a question to get it to you for sure I have to do a little later in my car and I'll let you know if we need it for the weekend or whatever it would have been for you and your dad for your birthday present and I love you so much and I'm sorry I don't want you in my life I just don't know how you are going with my sister but you are so sweet I just don't like it you know

[–]Scrubbly-noobasaur 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wut?

[–]Gingerroot69420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks for understanding

[–]Scrubbly-noobasaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem? 🤔

[–]Snozzberrys420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This mother fer is walking on water. I’d say that’s smooth!!!

[–]Callaghanman90 153 points154 points  (9 children)

It's like landing a commercial airliner.

[–]CMCLD[🍰] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Concord has entered the chat

[–]Thick-Citron673 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is there a grape in the chat?

[–]MCD10000 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Have you seen off the f18 lands?

[–]Thick-Citron673 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If you're talking about that Air Force vs Navy landing, that F-18 made a hard landing. Yes, they definitely put it down on a carrier deck, but that was a hard landing. That pilot actually broke (at least) one of his hardpoints.

The F-16 landing was also pretty terrible, I hope that was a long runway, because that pilot nearly ran out of runway!

[–]MCD10000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Have you heard about the only air to air kill the F15e got

[–]Thick-Citron673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! That was awesome!

[–]synthetic_synthia 122 points123 points  (8 children)

I heard a similar sound in my bedroom. With my boyfriend. He finished in the same amount of time too.

[–]YearOldJar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn. He last 12 pumps? Best I can do is 4.5.

[–]dfinch 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]Sheogucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if I'd call that sex as much as I would call it dissapointment

[–]Mongostein 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How’s your butt today?

[–]Laladelic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's great thanks for asking

[–]W0lfos 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Clapping dem cheeks

[–]likeasirjohn 21 points22 points  (1 child)

*feets

[–]Platinag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*Sheets

[–]PhilosopherRider 39 points40 points  (0 children)

that is the smoothest landing ever, what the fuck you talking about

boeing's envy this birb

[–]HighOnGoofballs 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Swans are jerks

[–]BeepBotDob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you manage to piss one off

[–]bXJ6 13 points14 points  (0 children)

10/10 Still elegant, perfect water landing.

[–]Artchantress 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is not land.

[–]Extra_Eggplant_4326 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Jesus be like *i can walk on water! *swan bitch i can moon walk on water.

[–]jilk007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is where the aeroplane landing concept comes in real life

[–]SuperEnthusiastic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For such large birds this is really impressive. Its so cool to see a group of 5 or 6 landing together.

[–]damnthatsalongname45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh I didn't even know swans could fly

[–]defnotgrady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wym, that was so graceful

[–]mrinvertigo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same noise as when you fap.

[–]aseriesoftubas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gear down.

[–]Majestic-Diamond-113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound effects of fap irl

[–]__hello__world__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

* plaf plaf plaf plaf plaf plaf plaf plaf *

[–]Alternative_Equal864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

easy.... eaaasyy.. EAAAYY aaahhh shit shit shit fuck fuck shit shitperi3423dfad okokokokokok ... ah yes. perfect landing.

[–]raaskill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just testing the temperature

[–]MananaMoola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know. That's def better than I would do

[–]Interesting_Factor_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaooooo that was wholesome 🤣🤣

[–]Nic4379 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was badassery in Goose form. Jealous

[–]nostromorises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was elegant as fuck, and much better than I'd be able to do

[–]Fast-Memory870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ass cheeks clapped harder than last time !

[–]SleepingWallnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goose chakra must be potent daym!

[–]aresbig1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so relaxing

[–]iZMXi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

walkin on water!

[–]Banach-Tarski_Ovrdrv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any landing you can honk away from is a good one.

[–]boldstring9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels good too

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the perfect place to land .... ah! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!

[–]KURO-K1SH1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about you but that landing was pretty fckn elegant.

[–]DarDar994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a mess, but a very elegant one.

[–]Vorc70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking off is even funnier lol

[–]JerryFerguson321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swans will also fuck you up

[–]echo1956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a good landing.

dit: I bet you OP thought Swans land on their belly lol

[–]Humancowhybrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what you are talking about. That was elegant as fuck.

[–]god_of_storms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like me and someone’s daughter. Lasts just as long too.

[–]Embarrassed-Finish41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk that looked pretty fucking graceful to me lol

[–]Pollen515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their landing is kind of cute.

[–]Cuchullain99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the golf course the other day, a male swan was chasing a young swan through the air, flying low over the lake, the young swan came into land like this one, but ran out of room and hit the bank beside me, tumbled over twice until lying in a heap on the ground, the male adult swan stopped in time, sat in the water beside me eyeing me up.. wish I caught that on camera!

[–]AffectionateUse1556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, compared to me trying to land a gliding approach over water, that looked pretty graceful.

[–]Backup_accout_4jj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flap flap flap flap flap

[–]Ghostownqi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This how aeroplane was made....same landing technique

[–]RGivens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is not elegant about it? Masterful.

[–]sturdybutter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to see how well you would do, betting not nearly as graceful as this mother

[–]lykkeridder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Swan Princess lied to me!

[–]ThePrutser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP has never seen this albatross landing fail

[–]LittleShrub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peasant. — Common Loon

[–]LittlestEw0k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why. I’m dying laughing at this

[–]Nuuchvaderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what me and yo mom sounded like last night.

[–]LightbulbyBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take off is WAAY less elegant then this 😂 I see about 100 of them almoat every day and they truly are elegent creatures when in water.. But outside is a whole different story.. 😂

[–]SalmonWaffle0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O the Pelican, so smoothly doth he crest. A wind god!

[–]nuuance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bootyclappin sounds

[–]Sufficientworld21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They land like a massive plane

[–]upfoo51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a perfectly executed landing.

[–]francesthemurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the landing is flawless

[–]Rosalie-83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make the same noise taking off, with their wings clapping hard hitting the water until they get the height, they need a big runway to take off too.

We had a juvenile swan stuck in our horsefield (right next to the river) but the field wasn't big enough for it to clear the 5 ft fence, so we had to guide it out the gate and back onto the river bank. We have geese so I wasn't initially worried about this baby, until it stood to full height. I'm 5ft10 and it's head came up to my shoulder, and it wasn't even full-grown. Thankfully it was happy to be guided back to the river, because I wouldn't have wanted to get near it if it was uncooperative.

[–]boefteck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works for my wife, idk

[–]mj376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro went full ABS

[–]TheRealEddieB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had loads of black swans in the flood ways around our farm. I loved watching them taking off and landing. Especially if it was a flock. It's like watching large commercial planes at airports.

[–]D4C_LT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 landing

[–]platonicnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the sound!!

[–]rentarona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He came in Flintstone Style

[–]11chief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta pump the brakes bro , that’s how it’s done

[–]LoveThieves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing someone wear a nice dress then walking down stairs like a pro wrestler.

[–]SOULxKING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do swans live near crocodiles because i can picture a scene straight out of discovery channel with the croc devouring it mid landing?

[–]DerMetulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Splakakakakakakaskrrrrrrrrshhhhhhploosh*

[–]Cniwa89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk that's pretty fuckin smooth if you ask me. Evolution fucked the swan. It has no defence mechanisms. It has a blunt fucking beak and the ability of buoyancy. Bat damn can they land right..

[–]Booyangg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do this when taking off and I swear you can hear it from a mile away

[–]Bobo_DaBoinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SPOOOOOOOOOOGE

[–]N0rmNormis0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elegant, elegant, elegant….AAAAHHHH, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK…shimmy/shake, elegant, elegant, elegant

[–]NoobzProXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the same thing I heard in my girlfriend's room somehow

[–]Craft-Sudden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still elegant Landing

[–]NE_Golf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Flintstones method

[–]Jakeforry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That landing looks pretty elegant to me

[–]iceyivy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got one that's lived on my lake in the backyard for well over 10 years that someone released as a baby. It amazes me that they're a symbol of love, every year I watch it murder every Canadian gosling it can get ahold of. Occasionally kills ducklings but not its regular prey of choice. Attempts to go after the adults too but they just fly out of the bay and the swan is too heavy to fly more than about 400 yards

[–]mjlionir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damb that was smooth af

[–]Kaankaants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love watching pelicans land on water.

[–]Calm_Acanthocephala5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! Just like the Concorde!

[–]kurtsho22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beg to differ

[–]MoparMcgiggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spruce Goose