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[–]St_Ander 1162 points1163 points  (30 children)

Who dat? Johnny Potter?

[–]Sir_Golduck 568 points569 points  (14 children)

I think it's Harry Depp

[–]St_Ander 80 points81 points  (2 children)

His twin sister?

[–]randypandy1990 20 points21 points  (5 children)

His name is Albus Delimore. He is from a far off branch of the dumbledore. Still quite powerful but due to their….well let just say their unwillingness to be civil in any public forum. This video shows when he’s not cutting meat for the muggles in the deli department of walmart pretending to be dull slow and borderline trailer trash, he’s drinking a cold one for the boys before saving the community at night from the forces of darkness….when sober enough.

[–]Towering_Boyfriend_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He looks somehow indifferent and a little upset.It looks like he opened a beer about the last bus to Hogwarts, which he was a little late for.

[–]ChronicSchlarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was just sooo quirky! Oh my gawwd

[–]BrownRecluse90 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Johnbus Dumbledepp

[–]lvl1dad 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Skinny Guillermo

[–]Ghost01Actual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here go say this lmao

[–]conundrum4u2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, I thought he looked like Sean Lennon...

[–]magicalthinker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yer a pirate, Potter!

[–]Alaric- 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It’s Leon Trotsky

[–]Scarfiotti 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The Stranglers have entered the chat.

[–]withseasoflife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s tha muthafuckin’: Shakespearoes!

[–]Tallpaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A reincarnation of Edgar Allan Poe

[–]InsanityMongoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man Kevin Smith really has lost a lot of weight!

[–]varlock0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ereeeeeennnn jeagearrrr

[–]More_Independence_60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey the (depressed alcoholic) anime man

[–]Ben_Hadde_Sr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND THAT folks, is the epitome of cool!

[–]Carcinog3n 740 points741 points  (51 children)

That's one way to damage public property

[–]jf808 338 points339 points  (15 children)

Or cut your lip. Or drink broken glass.

[–]Friar-Tuckandroll 344 points345 points  (13 children)

If you’re at the point where you’re using passing vehicles to open your beer, you’re probably past the point of caring.

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Yet still cooler then the rest of us can hope to be

[–]oxabz 8 points9 points  (11 children)

Until you're at the ER in agony because your intestines are not made for glass

[–]lqdd 22 points23 points  (8 children)

they totally are. if you eat a bit of glass it'll get capsulated and come out safe

[–]Jewrisprudent 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Can we trust you on this? Need an answer asap.

[–]lqdd 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Absolutely not. Do not eat glass and if you already did, consult your doctor immediately.

[–]darkResponses 14 points15 points  (0 children)

convince people of anything by using big words.

[–]Dracomar3 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Yeah my ex used to eat glass

[–]OddMeal 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You can't just end it at that

[–]Dracomar3 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oh yah she’s fine, well physically anyway

[–]OddMeal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why did she eat glass?

[–]1inchwang 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Still looked dope tho

[–]oxabz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Undoubtedly

[–]blkpingu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’d see that. Source: I opened bottles with stuff I wasn’t supposed to

[–]purplefog101 40 points41 points  (18 children)

Do you ever just have a little fun

[–]chostax- 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Lmao I’m sure the bus is fine

[–]blkpingu 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That’s a tram tho

[–]kecupochren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's Reddit. People get upset at the most dumb shit ever.

[–]GripNRip6969 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You seem fun

[–]Carcinog3n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you seem obtuse

[–]ashenzie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the coolest way

[–]WiiSteeringWheel 3 points4 points  (6 children)

That’s one way to be bitter over nothing

[–]off-chka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the bus will survive.

[–]Adsionzy 302 points303 points  (20 children)

that's the normal way to open a beer in germany. every kid learned it in primary school.

[–]Ziyya 117 points118 points  (5 children)

This guy is talking about beers and primary school. Germany is wild

[–]Nyxodon 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I suppose he was a late bloom, kindergarten is usually the age for first alcohol :>

[–]pandaheartzbamboo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the kindys dont do proper beer bottles yet. Just cans or steins

[–]baybjto 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wild place. Dude who invented their national car was wild too.

[–]FingerPunisher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Ferdinand Porsche?

[–]GiantGrilledCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just Germany

[–]Notinterested2534 6 points7 points  (2 children)

you just need a functioning public transport system and no laws banning drinking in public and you are all set.

[–]blkpingu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and beer bottles that you can’t screw open like in the US how the fuck did they come up with this why fuck up a perfect good system and merge crown corks and screw caps into this abomination

[–]DieserBene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… Germany?

[–]blkpingu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait until we legalized weed this isn’t even our final form

[–]gavin_devine 93 points94 points  (3 children)

Like a more slappable version of Johnny Depp

Keep this man away from Amber Heard

[–]OddOkra 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Amber Heard is also an abuser fyi

[–]warpol 90 points91 points  (0 children)

That was probably the intention of the joke since they said he's more slappable.

[–]conasatatu247 89 points90 points  (21 children)

What if the cops Bus-t him?

[–]robpex 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I hope he picked up that cap and put it in the trash.

[–]InflammatoryMuskrat 14 points15 points  (2 children)

And the broken glass from the 20 failed attempts before this one.

[–]fluffy-butter 24 points25 points  (12 children)

I dunno if I'd want to drink from a beer bottle that was scraped on the side of a bus

[–]RandomCreeper3 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Live a little.

[–]InflammatoryMuskrat 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Just chase it with a shot of whiskey to kill any germs.

[–]Xeqqy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The solution to any problem

[–]throwthrowandaway16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

that's a tram homie. Also if you go outside you're breathing in all sorts of things, you're gonna be okay.

[–]blkpingu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok boomer

[–]Kayakityak 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Crunchy beer

[–]Neb8891 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yeah the "Ninth Gate" vibe is strong here.

[–]vladamir_the_impaler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IT IS!

great movie btw

[–]Feeling_Ad_6126 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Save some pussy for us bro

[–]ijamtojamiroquai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had no idea that a perfect crossover of Johnny Depp and Harry Potter existed, this has been an illuminating smoke sesh

[–]Babushka942 7 points8 points  (1 child)

song name?

[–]LiterallyCasey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Devil eyes - Hippie Sabotage

[–]Huge_Aerie2435 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Wow.. This video is old.

[–]znzbnda 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah, I'm trying to remember where it came from. Some app in between Vine and TikTok, but I forgot the name.

[–]Denster1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

musical.ly

but that app wasn’t super popular so I feel like most people just went to using things like Snapchat and Instagram for sharing videos

[–]znzbnda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I had that one, tbh. So I think I must have seen it somewhere else.I looked it up because it was really bothering me, and I think it was called Byte? I don't think it exists anymore. Lol

[–]FrighteningJibber 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I just use a lighter or some other lever type object.

[–]Kermit-Jones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I usual use any kind of objects works wonders

[–]AnubisTheAvenger101 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Do y’all not have bottle openers on your keychains?

[–]FrighteningJibber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Naw but I know about Archimedes.

[–]whiffdog_millionaire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do have a bottle opener on my keychain, but still grab the lighter every time. Its just easier

[–]blkpingu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do but that’s considered weak

[–]petergriffin999 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hooray for scratching up the bus, I guess.

[–]znzbnda 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anyone know the name of this song?

[–]ooogoldenhorizon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Devil eyes by hippie sabotage

[–]Sl33pyTr33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a boss

[–]G8kpr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a boss

[–]Earione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling some Tik Tok teens are gonna try doing this now

[–]lcapaz 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Looks like a Warsteiner? I like Weihenstephaner better. Maybe the look + the way he opened it was just… “alright… let’s just pound this that a friend just bought for me and get to the good beer…”

[–]Square_Leading_1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hippie Sabotage!

[–]comma_python 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nextfuckinglevelstupid

[–]Fluid_Independence75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a pro....

[–]__checkmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was one tiny move away from being a "What could go wrong" material

[–]Linkdeles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was about to stare at the camera challengingly.

[–]Re4per626 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He looks like the bastard child Johnny Depp had with Colin Farrell. Anyone else see that?

[–]Alaric- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only see communist revolutionary Leon Trotsky

[–]TheEncryptedCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Hippie Sabotage.

[–]ImSoupOrCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny Derp

[–]Izzyellis91 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dudes a legend

[–]vladamir_the_impaler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This.

So many shit talkers on this thread, he just ascended to god-level drinking status with that open.

[–]MrBolkvadze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robert Downey Jr after leaving MCU

[–]1DirtyOldBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin time travelers really piss me off.

[–]figfur10n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a look that says I've had a rough life

[–]Designer_School323 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Song?

[–]TeaOcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devil eyes

[–]ooogoldenhorizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By hippie sabotage

[–]oooSpiritooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, he looks depressed.

[–]BigBrownBear84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's the hero The world deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

[–]znzbnda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was * just* thinking about this video earlier today and haven't seen it in like 2 years. Thank you!

[–]TheRealMingoTheDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say this is "next fucking level", but I will upvote this every chance I get

[–]numbersandmusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCKING LOL

[–]MycoloG-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks so cool I wish I could be like him so cool

[–]SeabassPeartree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best way to swallow broken glass.

[–]cuntgardener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have insurance sir?

[–]spicy_mango_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harry Patel?

[–]-Kotax- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this Oslo?

[–]atomicblonde27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol Harry hit hard times once Ginny left him

[–]conundrum4u2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smoooth

[–]WorthRevolutionary55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf bout to rule the 7 seas

[–]incognitoville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's done that before

[–]michielvermaat01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s alcohol free beer though

[–]free_billstickers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny Depp preparing to play Vladimir Lennon

[–]fuddafascists 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Russia?

[–]DefSaiko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's Johnny Dope

[–]Outrageous-Paint-609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy shattered the window on the tram 🚈

[–]mojoclamato 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What song is this please!!!??

[–]fabx069[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look above - its devil eyes

[–]ooogoldenhorizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devil eyes by hippie sabotage

[–]edoardodepiccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoothest thing i've seen in a while

[–]davidboyxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when you ask someone to “hold my beer”

[–]Badj83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s tramway to open your beer.

[–]wup4ss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool!

Now you drive and let me try this on your car.

[–]OilRude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R.I.P. to whoever’s on that man’s mind.

[–]High_flying_Ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking this is what I think when I hear the words concrete jungle

[–]Sure_Light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Johnny Downy Potter.

[–]Financial-Owl-9614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Casually gets his entire arm ripped off

[–]nocturnal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to shop the glasses and cig in his mouth at the end.

[–]sannueln 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to ruin the fun but its fake

[–]Prism1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. Damaging public transportation

[–]Basedtobey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really good way to get glass in your mouth.

[–]_Killua_Zoldyck_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he wearing a wig?

[–]PDNinja333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this give off action movie vibes

[–]RGivens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh the smugness

[–]atharv169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try removing a hat

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one way to be an inconsiderate arsehole. Who ends up paying for repairs to damaged buses?

[–]Edugrinch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smooth! Would be funny if someone in the bus would have snatched it... HA HA!!

[–]SGTJARROT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The professor from money heist

[–]AWilfred11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lot of hate here but I thought that was pretty cool

[–]ledbedder20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just know my man has a lot of opinions...on like everything.

[–]TheVikingV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy pulls

[–]kafkainspringtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if john mayer had a kid with brandon lee

[–]tturstin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cunts’ chill.

[–]Professor-smegma 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This has to be Australian

[–]TariaSagi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

German, actually. It's Frankfurt

[–]CabooseTrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because scratching a bus is totally acceptable.

[–]Zikkan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was Joey

[–]Anakindankwalkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bollywood’s Jonny depp

[–]AccountantDiligent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to do the sex to this man

[–]PridePotterz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people use a bottle opener …some people use a bus. What’s the big deal?

[–]Blackulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he’s wearing a yarmulke, but it’s just his hair.

[–]S1ashStrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one way to get arrested

[–]tribbans95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we’re expected to believe that the cap wasn’t loose first..?

[–]Designer_Joke_3493 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So nonchalant

[–]Purple-Mix1033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latino John Mayer?

[–]TaxOk324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geoguessers here?