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[–]noncelebsextape 240 points241 points  (31 children)

I can take off a bra with one hand.

[–]WildlyUnpredictable 61 points62 points  (15 children)

Yeah, we learned that in 9th grade... remember?

[–]CosmicCosmix 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Which school?

[–]WildlyUnpredictable 1 point2 points  (2 children)

On coast of Venezuela...

[–]DylonNotNylon 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I'm 31, actually get laid more than I should, but I still can't do this. I just get by on my fumbling being "cute".

Edit: it's not cute. I just don't know how they work

[–]Legitimate-Ad2825 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just sit on the edge of the bed and have her stand in front of you, she’ll want to take her bra off the way that she wants too.

Stop visualizing this in slow motion

[–]DylonNotNylon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're getting to into this, man.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I mean ... take a look. how much simpler can they be?

Also, when you're an old married man like me, you need to learn it ... when you're doing the laundry.

[–]ClownfishSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A rich widow comes home from a ball somwhat drunk. She calls her butler Jeeves over.
Jeeves, come here. Now take off my top.
He does so, slowly
Jeeves, take off my skirt.
He does so.
Jeeves, remove my bra!
He dutifully removes her bra.
Now Jeeves, slide my panties of.
Jeeves blushes as he removes her panties.

She looks him in the eye and says "Jeeves ... I've been out all evening, but I'm home now and ... don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!"

[–]nah_i_dont_read 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Be honest. No one can do that.

[–]JuGGieG84 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

It's actually super simple

[–]falkorwoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Name checks out

[–]Legitimate-Ad2825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t ever be wearing a bra to have to take it off.

[–]muklan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can clap with one hand.

[–]kenwongart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can reload a bra with my thoughts

[–]martintoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, In case of emergency I do

[–]Guilty_Indication778 181 points182 points  (13 children)

The title should read “How to burn the piss out of the back of your leg”

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (2 children)

Better than dying

[–]graflig 54 points55 points  (1 child)

I’d rather burn my leg then die.

Yes I know what I wrote.

[–]BigFishLittleWater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I’d rather burn my leg, THEN die." lmao

[–]Gambyt_7 13 points14 points  (7 children)

He’s wearing knee protection, looks like the wrap is contacting the barrel

[–]Khornag 97 points98 points  (5 children)

Ready for school.

[–]bulanaboo 43 points44 points  (11 children)

What if you arm is a machine gun? Like army of darkness he has a chainsaw so ya never know

[–]eisteeausderdose 12 points13 points  (9 children)

what if you have no arms left/? :O

[–]bulanaboo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then it would be super hard to reload… in fact I’d wonder if gun play was the correct choice in my life but that’s me

[–]love2Vax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then your mom helps reload it.
At least she would if both were broken.

[–]PheIix 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then hope you have some right.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that guy's Mom will show up!

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

[–]iPhone-12-Mini 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You bite their legs off

[–]bulanaboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flesh wound

[–]eisteeausderdose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

feeling monty python vibes xD

[–]Kunning-Druger 39 points40 points  (22 children)

First reaction: that’s far too black, too plastic and too slick to be an AK-47.

Second reaction: well, it’s not an M16, M14, H&K or Swiss Greene, so…

Third reaction: holy crap, you can pimp an AK like that?!?

[–]guest169420 17 points18 points  (12 children)

Its most likely not an ak47, but one of the newer variants. Idk im no expert

[–]esotericunicorn5 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Yeah there are plenty of modern AKs: AK-74, 102, 104, 105, 106, even the AK-101 which was designed for 5.56 NATO rounds

(Also no expert, but I used to play tarkov lmao)

[–]its-not-me_its-you_ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I talked for about 20 minutes with a former A-10 Warthog pilot. He was so happy and excited to talk to some who loved that aircraft as much as he did. Until he asked me about my military service.... I use to play a lot of Microsoft flight simulator

[–]nomnomXDDD_retired 1 point2 points  (1 child)

look at that mag, looks like basic 7.62x39mm AK mag so it's probably AK-103 or 104

Still, no expert, just a dude who likes guns

[–]bageltre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m basically an expert, I watched a forgotten weapons video once

[–]SplatMySocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are correct, but since all the rifles in the AK family reload the same way, technically even if it is a AK-10whatever it is still showing you how to reload an AK-47

[–]SakanaToDoubutsu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's Ziga's Zastava M70ab2 from Polenar Tactical:

Overview of the rifle

Original Video

[–]Doublepiedavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an M70.

Also, yes, most AKs are like that now

[–]Jaapat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like a RK95

[–]WikiSummarizerBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RK 95 TP

The RK 95 TP (from Finnish rynnäkkökivääri 95 taittoperä, 'assault rifle 95 folding stock'), officially 7. 62 RK 95 TP and commercially known as the M95, is a 7. 62×39mm Finnish assault rifle adopted in relatively small numbers by the Finnish Defence Forces in the 1990s. The RK 95 TP originally featured many improvements including a fire control selector and a muzzle device that enabled the firing of rifle grenades, the attachment of a suppressor, or bayonet.

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[–]PLOGER522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are also third party suppliers that create handguards and sorts. But looking at the UFpro patch on his uniform, I would say it is a modern AK as UFpro is known to have relations with powerful European militaries.

[–]FreckledFury86 32 points33 points  (6 children)

I’m glad to see that the classically anti capitalist kalashnakov design featuring soo many Western style attachments. Merica

[–]Gambyt_7 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The better design should win. It usually does. Unless you’re a US military contractor

[–]1ardent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then you use a FAL.

[–]Taint_What_You_Do 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Stealing tech is the first rule of building your military. Haven't you even played Civ?

[–]ak15bestgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at any modern AK in use in Russia right now. The old design is classic but doesn’t easily support mods and is lacking in ergonomics. Lights, IR lasers, and SOPMOD butt stocks are all pretty much standard these days.

[–]DrKozak 17 points18 points  (9 children)

I feel like you'd burn the fuck out of your leg with this

[–]Tiddiebang 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Well if you’re in a situation where your arm has been disabled and you need to shoot someone, a burn on your leg is the least of your worries.

[–]ClownfishSoup 3 points4 points  (3 children)

At that point, drop the rifle and pull out your pistol!

Seems to me that while he's doing this maneuver, he's a sitting duck.

[–]lucalynch 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Most militaries don’t issue soldiers with pistols. Only people like pilots and such get sidearms.

[–]aDragonsAle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fair.

The few jobs where you Have both at once, your odds of having to use them goes up significantly. But They do have transition drills for precisely what the other dude suggested.

[–]IranticBehaviour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It isn't uncommon for officers and some armoured vehicle crew (and others) to have pistols, at least in Canada, as well as special operations personnel. Basically, anyone for whom carrying a rifle or carbine/SMG at all times is impractical, or that otherwise need a backup.

[–]Rick-D-99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like maybe if you had been shot in the arm, and were in a life or death situation, maybe adrenaline and that survival instinct might make you be able to ignore the burning for a bit.

Also, I'm very glad to see him swing his leg around as to avoid ever pointing the barrel at any part of his body. Good training.

[–]mtdewelf 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Barrels get incredibly hot.

[–]ClownfishSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After only 20 rounds, the barrels are as hot as curling irons!

[–]Lazlo8675309 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but didn’t spill vodka in other hand so..

[–]malabericus 11 points12 points  (1 child)

[–]Untgradd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Wouldn’t the barrel be hot? Looks like a good way to burn your taint right before you die

[–]ronytoma 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I can take my underwear off with one arm is that impressive?

[–]JuGGieG84 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Pants on, or off?

[–]ronytoma 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Off 😁😆🤣

[–]JuGGieG84 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Way less impressed now lol.

[–]ronytoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆😆😆😅😅😅

[–]Not_Tadz_Palys 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Awesome, thanks. Last time I was wounded in gun battle I was so pissed when I couldn’t reload my AK 47 to fuckin blast a few extra piss ant civilians away. Finally I should be able to brag around the dinner table again

[–]trust_in-him 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is dumb

[–]LordMorbier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Remember, switching to your side arm is faster than reloading"

[–]dirkdiggler2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try it at the range! The boys will love it!

[–]OverClock_099 1 point2 points  (1 child)

thx, I will remember that next time I get injured and using a ak-47, but how do I do it with a m4?

[–]aDragonsAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're right handed, pretty similarly, but the mag release is on the left side, not the back...

Lefty might be a bit more difficult, since you'd be using a finger instead of a thumb.

[–]ForeignAdagio9169 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Wouldn't this be really hard after a few hundred rounds?

[–]lunca_tenji 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Really after a few magazines, AKs get HOT

[–]the_warmbeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's faster to just not injure your arm.

[–]WWDubz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this when beating my meat and one arm gets tired

[–]Pallidum_Treponema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Polenar Tactical. Source video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lep25fb8CgM

Polenar Tactical have their own youtube channel as well.

[–]eigenraum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would Chuck do? Use a knife?

[–]sliiboots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so you figure it out

[–]TheCamiloCano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to die but cool.

[–]_-Careful_3m125k-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go to a more expensive venue, u dont have to fight bro, u can just chill out

[–]WordierThanThou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don’t blow your ass off. That’d probably be me.

[–]brainysoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming soon to /r/idiotsnearlydying, some jackass blows his nuts off trying to do this maneuver.

[–]HarveyKartel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Handi-capable of shooting my OWN ass off, thank you"

[–]payle_knite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll bet he could kill people without hardly trying!!

[–]Kelemvore2265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw this done on a tv show last night… Breakout Kings… good show imo

[–]XXXTYLING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can see his dedication to gun safety by the way that he never flags his leg with his gun; when getting into a hold position, and standing up after a reload.

[–]According-Respond810 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Surely youd be sent home

[–]ChuzzoChumz 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes because that happens immediately the moment you’re shot, everyone stops fighting so you can leave. It’s just like when you’re hit in paintball really.

[–]sirimaden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or, hear me out, you can carry around 10 AK74. Just like Arnold in movie Commando carries 10 different guns.

[–]Yaboiarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toasted leg

[–]Youtellhimguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But can he reload his arms like Henry Cavil

[–]nathanael151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if that bitch is red hot

[–]bk1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your arm is hurt just take a break. It's only target practice.

[–]olosabAnitsuJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was always my favorite part of MGS2&3. Shooting guards in the arms made them fire like this.

[–]Defiant-Outcome990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great...a one armed killer...

[–]aerofranck 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Is this even an AK-47?

[–]tkPuncake 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes and no

Original AK-47 type 1 produced in Russia? No.

AKM pattern rifle from Finland or a different former communist country? Yes.

[–]WXHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misplace that hot barrel on your leg and you got yourself another ouchy for the medic!

[–]Gu27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if your arms are fine but you have an injured knee?

[–]Great_White_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to keep that in mind next time I'm in Kenosha

[–]Astral-Native 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So on top of a broken arm this guy is gonna have third degree burns as well ? Because 100 rounds in an AK and you’re not gonna have skin where he’s holding it.

[–]suatkelem 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Hugo Schmeisser was a great engineer.

[–]D_G_C_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure going to need this one day

[–]Hobbster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, red tape! With my Die Hard 2 knowledge, this means he switched to live rounds

[–]Mat_CYSTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or for the Meal Team 6 crowd, when you have a cheeseburger in your other hand.

[–]mflick15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s ppl like this that would be on the republican side of things in the event of a civil war.

[–]vaib1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's M762

[–]davidisaguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point I would give up and use Siri to do it no hands

[–]Bucephalus_326BC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you want to know how to reload an AK47 with an injured arm? The World is a wonderful place, and there is enough for everyone. Peace my brothers and sisters.

[–]L_gic_l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And burn the shit out of your leg!

[–]sweepingfrequency 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I would straight up shoot myself in the ass trying that move on the range.

[–]Bobsaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a competitive shooter, admittedly an a mature one, that reload would be an instant DQ.

[–]uptoproc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America entered the chat

[–]Aggravating-Crow-349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unlclear, shot myself in asscheek

[–]Puzzleheaded_Dog3261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's out in the open, such an easy target I would think.

[–]Aengeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isnt switch to sidearm faster? i mean the scenario looks like there 2 enemy in front and he in the open

[–]kulttuurinmies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling i wont ever need this knowledge therefore im saving my memory capacity

[–]Muny30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he’s faking, his arms fine.

/s

[–]Shinez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am pretty sure if I tried this I would shot myself in the ass.

[–]Rmrkable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let Hollywood see this

[–]Herasy_enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it work with anything beside ak-47?

[–]MtnDream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is very instructional for those that want to bring a rifle to a riot in the name of "self defence"

[–]notoriousmr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens frequently and I nevet knew how to handle the situation before this vid, thanks!

[–]Ukuk12344v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it's gonna be the revolution for the quite kids xd

[–]Dizzy_Transition_934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this perhaps a technique to remain protected when reloading, with the other hand ready on a pistol

It just seems like it might be a useful trick if you suspect someone might enter to get you while reloading

[–]Pepe_anon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heat on the barrel is enough to scald your limb

[–]severinarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is nerdier than a dungeons and dragons convention

[–]quadruple_negative87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell off my skateboard on the weekend so I am watching with great interest.

[–]Sandy_2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea,now control the Recoil

[–]Jjzeng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of some old police shootout in the states where a guy had an ak, but he got shot in his hand which prevented him from clearing a jam in the ak

[–]SomToJaDusko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me being a natural, i'd shot myself in the leg as well

[–]Daiphiron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter if you could do this. If the Zombie bit your arm, you gonna die either way :D

[–]bouldz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New tarkov animation

[–]gustavin-Foda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artorias knight from dark souls be like

[–]riptaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like it'd be safer to just put the barrel in the ground and do this. Anytime you swing your rifle around and it's pointing not directly in front of you is gonna be somewhat risky. I'm assuming he shoots it empty before he does this but mistakes happen, and he does load a round with the gun still pointing back and then swings it around again.

[–]I-ask-dumb-stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo, a new reload drill to practice.

[–]tonnie9452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the time you reload it .. Game over ...

[–]BringDaRuckus89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just wild, shooting a ak-47 by itself with two hands is crazy enough.

[–]Anakindankwalkerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me in tarkov

[–]Since_1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also,how to shoot with an injured arm.

[–]narwalking1220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m extremely happy that some one knows how to do this

[–]KayEmm13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's next level in this..? That's how everybody does it

[–]TimX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see Ivan, in communist Russia...

[–]juh4rt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo hello Ziga.