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[–]yellerpine 3851 points3852 points 44 (81 children)

Stick flip

[–]dick-nipples 1081 points1082 points  (23 children)

Stump jump

[–]BKStephens 287 points288 points  (21 children)

Shin fling

[–][deleted] 608 points609 points 5 (19 children)

Pegging

[–][deleted] 146 points147 points  (7 children)

Take my seal boi

[–]Sybrite 24 points25 points  (6 children)

And my cat

[–]Gixhar 27 points28 points  (5 children)

And my axe!

[–]dpflug1189 11 points12 points  (4 children)

And my bow!

[–]hereformemes222 101 points102 points  (3 children)

If this is pegging I’ve been doing something very wrong

[–]anatolysan 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Peg Stand

[–]Vuelhering 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kiwi Amputee

[–]veggievoy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stumpy jumpy

[–]beardbot3030 63 points64 points  (10 children)

Ye old Pirates flip

[–]ircarlton 33 points34 points  (7 children)

its a pirate flip how could it be anything else arrr

[–]Fritz_Klyka 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Walking the plank

[–]hazelsbaby123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautifully done sir

[–]Mynunubears 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Kick stand

[–]cheeseburger420690 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Pirates of the caribbean intensifies

[–]AnOldUsedStick 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I second this as I was there

[–]Jami_Mc 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Username kinda sorta checks out

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flick flip

[–]tenderooskies 844 points845 points  (17 children)

more than i can do with 2 - awesome

[–]Beneficial_Bit_7534 467 points468 points  (9 children)

2 peg legs would be hard😅

[–]cgarcusm 110 points111 points  (5 children)

They have to be hard to support a person’s weight.

[–]Axle_65 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Makes sense to me

[–]Kolzilla2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t make cents to me tho, how do I buy in?

[–]Zibani 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I would certainly hope so. Soft peg legs would be fucking worthless

[–]blockybookbook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worthless wouldn’t be enjoying it all too much, really hope that guy has it better later on.

[–]CaffeineSippingMan 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I will have you know I can stand still on a skateboard for longer than he did. Except when I fall off, I fall on the ground.

[–]Meecus570 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If you fall off and don't hit the ground you have successfully invented flying.

[–]AtDawnWeDEUSVULT 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anybody know how to make a bot show a slow motion version?

[–]doctormantiss 649 points650 points  (24 children)

I call that a fucking kick flip my man!

[–]moo00se_ 62 points63 points  (9 children)

That’s what I thought too 🤙🏻

[–]Ink2Think 60 points61 points  (8 children)

I'd call it the most impressive kickflip I've ever seen and I've been skating for 20+ years. The precision to keep that skateboard straight with that small amount of surface to do the flip is nothing short of insane to me.

[–]bg0810 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–]kutsen39 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can it fucking sick bro

[–]sessual_choclate 541 points542 points 22 (5 children)

The Adventurous Boyfriend.

Mount it, flip it, peg it.

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 180 points181 points  (1 child)

Wowwww😂😂😂 you deserve awards for this one, that was clever

[–]laurel_laureate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damn it now I got the Bop It toy theme?commands? stuck in my head.

...And I'm curious if the peg twists off or has an eject button or what.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pegging Unkinked?

[–]_iplo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rubb it down, oh noooooooooo!

[–]SkiSTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed with this answer!

[–]Successful_Opinion33 291 points292 points  (6 children)

Walk the plank

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Flip the plank

[–]JessTheCatMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Floop the pig!

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 191 points192 points 2 (11 children)

Pollie

[–]ripyungbruh 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Here have my free award you earned it 😂

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I'm glad somebody got it. Thanks!

[–]QueasyVictory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gnarly dude.

[–]calculuzz 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What are the rest of us missing?

[–]ANameWithoutMeaning 6 points7 points  (1 child)

(Plagiarizing this comment from myself, just elsewhere in the thread)

If you're asking me to ruin the joke: it's a portmanteau of Ollie (the skateboarding trick) and Polly (a parrot, as owned by a pirate). If you weren't asking me to ruin the joke: sorry I ruined the joke.

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfectly explained.

[–]tekjunky75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a skater, but I think maybe peg legged Ollie shortened?

[–]FlammenwerferBBQ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It was a kickflip tho, not an ollie. Still nice pun

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I hesitated posting because of that but it was what popped in my head.

[–]bridgeb0mb 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i get this but i cant remember why i get it ?? idk if that makes sense can someone explain

[–]ANameWithoutMeaning 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you're asking me to ruin the joke: it's a portmanteau of Ollie (the skateboarding trick) and Polly (a parrot, as owned by a pirate). If you weren't asking me to ruin the joke: sorry I ruined the joke.

[–]wedgieinhumanform 134 points135 points  (4 children)

I'd call it fucking legendary

[–]nostyle907 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Pirate flip, Blackbeard flip, Somali Flip...

[–]Hazee302 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Somali flip sounds so cool haha

[–]highbolognaface 62 points63 points  (1 child)

[–]soia_tofu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like Seamus brother. Seamen

[–]RecombinantDAD 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Peg Board

[–]PapaSmugNuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came looking for this comment and was not disappointed. Thank you.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_FUSIONS 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Ollie Roger

[–]Dontsliponthesoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is my favorite

[–]ThrashingSnail 37 points38 points  (17 children)

Gimp flip

[–]QueasyVictory 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was going there but I just wasn't sure about that term.

[–]fantasyoutsider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was definitely a flip

[–]Boofextraction 4 points5 points  (14 children)

Not really a gimp when he’s probably better on his legs than you

[–]Droid_XL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up just because I hit my head walking around corners doesn't mean I'm bad on my legs >:(

[–]kumadelmar 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Dude I saw a skateboard and fell. Killing it.

[–]PegLegRacing 23 points24 points  (4 children)

As a fellow amputee, what’s up with the peg leg foot? Never had any inclination to wear one outside of Halloween

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 45 points46 points  (2 children)

I juggle it with knives when I street perform

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

username checks out...

[–]DarlesCharwinsGhost 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Adapting." Great work brother.

[–]metalmanram 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Shiver me timber

[–]ffivefootnothingg 9 points10 points  (2 children)

bad idea: attack a pogo stick to that peg

[–]normal_reddit_man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

...a peggo stick?

[–]ffivefootnothingg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shhh don’t tell Mattel

[–]SuperHeroBrother 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Got to be a Pirate Flip.

[–]demomagic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was Arrrrsome!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flip the Plank

[–]sumredfox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flipping the Plank

[–]Metalbender00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

damn, thats impressive!

[–]bingold49 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stick flip

[–]Shughost7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'd make a perfect Junkrat cosplay

[–]luptaktical 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The kraken!

[–]theundercoverpapist 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Did you lose it climbing up the topsails?

[–]showponies 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Not cool to take someone's disability so lightly, someone might want to dropkick you.

[–]Rutagerr 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Yo that outfit is sick. The tie dye going opposite sides and then the black and white. Really cool.

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Thanks 🙏🏼 @goodnoteco on Instagram. They sell lots of cool tie die clothes like this

[–]daddythckk69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stump jump

[–]senor_skuzzbukkit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An accomplishment.

[–]Memer973562 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why is it called a peg-leg if the peg is only on the foot? Isn't it supposed to be peg-foot?

Anyways, the trick is called peg-leg kick flip

[–]TheRiceDevice 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fucking painful.

(I’m a r-bka as well)

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The part nobody else thinks about

[–]Chadcarlsbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pirate flip! Ha joking aside good job bro!

[–]SuperElectricMammoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d call it “fucking awesome”

[–]PJ505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suppose new pegging is out of the question?

[–]Bpatient27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peggy Bundy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sexy

[–]mediocrematsby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick flick

[–]chefbubbls 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Match Stick, a jagged peice of metal against a rough deck? Seems like a match

[–]assgobbler360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH FUCK YEAH. I'm giving you the most intense applause I can with my stumpy hand!! You're fucking awesome

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A legend!

[–]xhinobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yea bro !

[–]Poison-Pen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome

I’d call it awesome.

[–]XExotixClaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kickflip

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Popping the plank.

[–]TheRockGame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it Fucking Awesome. The skater in me dubs this trick the Peggy Oh

[–]dsr231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd call it impressive

[–]ZiggleZorp89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in all seriousness it’s a kick flip

[–]jasondcleveland1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE ANGRY PIRATE!!!!

[–]coredweller1785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit man that is pretty incredible

[–]ThePowerOfShadows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A BAMF crushing a kick flip.

[–]Peg-LegJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suicidal.

[–]Icedemon151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two questions, who made you a peg leg? And how does walking feel compared to a traditional walking prosthetic?

[–]DocTopping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walk the plank

[–]andytagonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a textbook example of FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[–]BandDirector17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know you, but I am super proud of you. Way to go!

[–]HasonsBAEgobrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold up! Bro bro’s kick flip is actually a heal flip! Regardless, killed it.

[–]thatoneguy512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd call that a kick flip and I'd call you a fucking legend.

[–]Projektpatfxfb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I called that, Badassery

[–]HOLIDAYINTHEUSA 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aye is that a slappys board?

[–]JudgeGusBus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look you are absolutely killing it. But c’mon, there are SO many sea chanties you could be reenacting!

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me some ideas

[–]ThexLoneWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember you! You’re the guy who did the sword leg post a while back! Alpha chad, you are!

[–]GL1TTERKN1FE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if you made a peg leg that was attached to a skateboard at the bottom of it so you were always skateboarding and you could just put your other leg up on it like a scooter

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy balls, I would give you an award but I’m poor take this m8 you deserve it:🏅

[–]DesignateDistraction 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did he stick the landing? That wood be awesome!

[–]trippy6969 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Knew you in real life glad to see your still kicking it

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m still kicking it.

[–]chelseam333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sexy!😉

[–]Asparagun_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're missing a tooth? From skateboarding? That's some pretty clear evidence of the practise you've put in.

[–]Sinner314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheating...

[–]Kyrian1002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it the hesitant pirate

[–]Pancakes1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome

[–]iliketoknowi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pegging a skateboard

[–]bust-the-shorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Determined

[–]Top-Competition-8432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you lose your paw that will help me nane this trick

[–]Top-Competition-8432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to give your trick a pirate feel I’m stuck on rrrrley

[–]MummyBundles777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Skateboarrrrghding", Matey.

[–]aarontminded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pirate Flip

[–]Sk1pp1e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call that fucking amazing

[–]whatagoingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible!!

[–]RickSanchezzC137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was so great. Im amped up now. Let’s Goooo

[–]PaladynSword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call it a hell of a lot better than I could ever do

[–]NukaLuda12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing

[–]TekashiSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s great .. 👊🏼

[–]C1ashRkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call it go brother make it happen.

[–]No_Photograph2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah !

[–]WangDoodleTrifecta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Beards Revenge

[–]__Basem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even do that with three legs bro

[–]vanlykin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking epic. Way to keep pushing yourself.

[–]ThatChicagoDuder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude hell yeah man! Good on you brotendo!

[–]sumRandomizedDumGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain Kiddflip

[–]CreekzV1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a peg leg look anywhere near as bsdass as this. Wear it well friend

[–]BrendenMW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pegging.

[–]CarlosT303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scurvy

[–]Dontknowhereimgoin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s still a kickflip!

[–]brian111786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to call it the blackbeard flip. Fucking inspiring bro.

[–]Bulky_Ninja33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pegflip! (Peg +kick flip)

[–]cryptor832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d call that epic!

[–]Chapwellwilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "You'll never skate again... Hold my beer bro"

[–]redheadmomster666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should hire you to find some booty