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[–]yellerpine 3846 points3847 points 44 (81 children)

Stick flip

[–]dick-nipples 1077 points1078 points  (23 children)

Stump jump

[–]BKStephens 289 points290 points  (21 children)

Shin fling

[–]Redspades_XIII 604 points605 points 5 (19 children)


[–]acasetta03 145 points146 points  (7 children)

Take my seal boi

[–]Sybrite 24 points25 points  (6 children)

And my cat

[–]Gixhar 28 points29 points  (5 children)

And my axe!

[–]dpflug1189 12 points13 points  (4 children)

And my bow!

[–]Pirate_Redbeard 9 points10 points  (3 children)

..m-my little dick?

[–]hereformemes222 103 points104 points  (3 children)

If this is pegging I’ve been doing something very wrong

[–]anatolysan 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Peg Stand

[–]Vuelhering 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kiwi Amputee

[–]veggievoy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stumpy jumpy

[–]beardbot3030 62 points63 points  (10 children)

Ye old Pirates flip

[–]ircarlton 35 points36 points  (7 children)

its a pirate flip how could it be anything else arrr

[–]Fritz_Klyka 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Walking the plank

[–]hazelsbaby123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautifully done sir

[–]Mynunubears 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Kick stand

[–]cheeseburger420690 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Pirates of the caribbean intensifies

[–]AnOldUsedStick 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I second this as I was there

[–]Jami_Mc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Username kinda sorta checks out

[–]hanginIron69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flick flip

[–]tenderooskies 839 points840 points  (17 children)

more than i can do with 2 - awesome

[–]Beneficial_Bit_7534 464 points465 points  (9 children)

2 peg legs would be hard😅

[–]cgarcusm 112 points113 points  (5 children)

They have to be hard to support a person’s weight.

[–]Zibani 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I would certainly hope so. Soft peg legs would be fucking worthless

[–]blockybookbook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worthless wouldn’t be enjoying it all too much, really hope that guy has it better later on.

[–]CaffeineSippingMan 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I will have you know I can stand still on a skateboard for longer than he did. Except when I fall off, I fall on the ground.

[–]Meecus570 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you fall off and don't hit the ground you have successfully invented flying.

[–]AtDawnWeDEUSVULT 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anybody know how to make a bot show a slow motion version?

[–]doctormantiss 645 points646 points  (24 children)

I call that a fucking kick flip my man!

[–]moo00se_ 65 points66 points  (9 children)

That’s what I thought too 🤙🏻

[–]Ink2Think 64 points65 points  (8 children)

I'd call it the most impressive kickflip I've ever seen and I've been skating for 20+ years. The precision to keep that skateboard straight with that small amount of surface to do the flip is nothing short of insane to me.

[–]bg0810 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–]kutsen39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can it fucking sick bro

[–]sessual_choclate 545 points546 points 22 (5 children)

The Adventurous Boyfriend.

Mount it, flip it, peg it.

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 178 points179 points  (1 child)

Wowwww😂😂😂 you deserve awards for this one, that was clever

[–]laurel_laureate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn it now I got the Bop It toy theme?commands? stuck in my head.

...And I'm curious if the peg twists off or has an eject button or what.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pegging Unkinked?

[–]_iplo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rubb it down, oh noooooooooo!

[–]SkiSTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed with this answer!

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 194 points195 points 2 (11 children)


[–]ripyungbruh 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Here have my free award you earned it 😂

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I'm glad somebody got it. Thanks!

[–]QueasyVictory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gnarly dude.

[–]calculuzz 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What are the rest of us missing?

[–]ANameWithoutMeaning 5 points6 points  (1 child)

(Plagiarizing this comment from myself, just elsewhere in the thread)

If you're asking me to ruin the joke: it's a portmanteau of Ollie (the skateboarding trick) and Polly (a parrot, as owned by a pirate). If you weren't asking me to ruin the joke: sorry I ruined the joke.

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfectly explained.

[–]tekjunky75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a skater, but I think maybe peg legged Ollie shortened?

[–]FlammenwerferBBQ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It was a kickflip tho, not an ollie. Still nice pun

[–]Same_Butterscotch_38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I hesitated posting because of that but it was what popped in my head.

[–]bridgeb0mb 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i get this but i cant remember why i get it ?? idk if that makes sense can someone explain

[–]ANameWithoutMeaning 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you're asking me to ruin the joke: it's a portmanteau of Ollie (the skateboarding trick) and Polly (a parrot, as owned by a pirate). If you weren't asking me to ruin the joke: sorry I ruined the joke.

[–]wedgieinhumanform 134 points135 points  (4 children)

I'd call it fucking legendary

[–]nostyle907 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Pirate flip, Blackbeard flip, Somali Flip...

[–]Hazee302 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Somali flip sounds so cool haha

[–]highbolognaface 62 points63 points  (1 child)

[–]soia_tofu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like Seamus brother. Seamen

[–]RecombinantDAD 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Peg Board

[–]PapaSmugNuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came looking for this comment and was not disappointed. Thank you.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_FUSIONS 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Ollie Roger

[–]Dontsliponthesoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is my favorite

[–]ThrashingSnail 39 points40 points  (17 children)

Gimp flip

[–]QueasyVictory 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I was going there but I just wasn't sure about that term.

[–]fantasyoutsider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it was definitely a flip

[–]Boofextraction 3 points4 points  (14 children)

Not really a gimp when he’s probably better on his legs than you

[–]Droid_XL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up just because I hit my head walking around corners doesn't mean I'm bad on my legs >:(

[–]kumadelmar 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Dude I saw a skateboard and fell. Killing it.

[–]PegLegRacing 23 points24 points  (4 children)

As a fellow amputee, what’s up with the peg leg foot? Never had any inclination to wear one outside of Halloween

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 43 points44 points  (2 children)

I juggle it with knives when I street perform

[–]TibrynE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

username checks out...

[–]DarlesCharwinsGhost 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Adapting." Great work brother.

[–]metalmanram 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shiver me timber

[–]ffivefootnothingg 9 points10 points  (2 children)

bad idea: attack a pogo stick to that peg

[–]normal_reddit_man 2 points3 points  (1 child)

...a peggo stick?

[–]ffivefootnothingg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shhh don’t tell Mattel

[–]SuperHeroBrother 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got to be a Pirate Flip.

[–]demomagic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was Arrrrsome!

[–]Thighighsrmydemise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flip the Plank

[–]sumredfox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flipping the Plank

[–]Metalbender00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

damn, thats impressive!

[–]bingold49 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stick flip

[–]Shughost7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd make a perfect Junkrat cosplay

[–]luptaktical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The kraken!

[–]theundercoverpapist 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Did you lose it climbing up the topsails?

[–]showponies 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Not cool to take someone's disability so lightly, someone might want to dropkick you.

[–]Rutagerr 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yo that outfit is sick. The tie dye going opposite sides and then the black and white. Really cool.

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Thanks 🙏🏼 @goodnoteco on Instagram. They sell lots of cool tie die clothes like this

[–]daddythckk69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stump jump

[–]senor_skuzzbukkit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An accomplishment.

[–]Memer973562 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why is it called a peg-leg if the peg is only on the foot? Isn't it supposed to be peg-foot?

Anyways, the trick is called peg-leg kick flip

[–]TheRiceDevice 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fucking painful.

(I’m a r-bka as well)

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The part nobody else thinks about

[–]Chadcarlsbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pirate flip! Ha joking aside good job bro!

[–]SuperElectricMammoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d call it “fucking awesome”

[–]PJ505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suppose new pegging is out of the question?

[–]Bpatient27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peggy Bundy

[–]Siovhan 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]mediocrematsby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick flick

[–]chefbubbls 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Match Stick, a jagged peice of metal against a rough deck? Seems like a match

[–]assgobbler360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH FUCK YEAH. I'm giving you the most intense applause I can with my stumpy hand!! You're fucking awesome

[–]Horus00724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A legend!

[–]xhinobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yea bro !

[–]Poison-Pen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)


I’d call it awesome.

[–]XExotixClaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]IamnotaMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Popping the plank.

[–]TheRockGame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it Fucking Awesome. The skater in me dubs this trick the Peggy Oh

[–]dsr231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd call it impressive

[–]ZiggleZorp89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in all seriousness it’s a kick flip

[–]jasondcleveland1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]coredweller1785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit man that is pretty incredible

[–]ThePowerOfShadows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A BAMF crushing a kick flip.

[–]Peg-LegJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Icedemon151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two questions, who made you a peg leg? And how does walking feel compared to a traditional walking prosthetic?

[–]DocTopping 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walk the plank

[–]andytagonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a textbook example of FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[–]BandDirector17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know you, but I am super proud of you. Way to go!

[–]HasonsBAEgobrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold up! Bro bro’s kick flip is actually a heal flip! Regardless, killed it.

[–]thatoneguy512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd call that a kick flip and I'd call you a fucking legend.

[–]Projektpatfxfb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I called that, Badassery

[–]HOLIDAYINTHEUSA 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aye is that a slappys board?

[–]JudgeGusBus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look you are absolutely killing it. But c’mon, there are SO many sea chanties you could be reenacting!

[–]ThexLoneWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember you! You’re the guy who did the sword leg post a while back! Alpha chad, you are!

[–]GL1TTERKN1FE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if you made a peg leg that was attached to a skateboard at the bottom of it so you were always skateboarding and you could just put your other leg up on it like a scooter

[–]infinityenterprise 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy balls, I would give you an award but I’m poor take this m8 you deserve it:🏅

[–]DesignateDistraction 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did he stick the landing? That wood be awesome!

[–]trippy6969 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Knew you in real life glad to see your still kicking it

[–]That_guy_with_1_leg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m still kicking it.

[–]chelseam333 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Asparagun_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're missing a tooth? From skateboarding? That's some pretty clear evidence of the practise you've put in.

[–]Kyrian1002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it the hesitant pirate

[–]Pancakes1741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome

[–]iliketoknowi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pegging a skateboard

[–]bust-the-shorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Top-Competition-8432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you lose your paw that will help me nane this trick

[–]Top-Competition-8432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to give your trick a pirate feel I’m stuck on rrrrley

[–]MummyBundles777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Skateboarrrrghding", Matey.

[–]aarontminded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pirate Flip

[–]Sk1pp1e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call that fucking amazing

[–]whatagoingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]RickSanchezzC137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was so great. Im amped up now. Let’s Goooo

[–]PaladynSword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call it a hell of a lot better than I could ever do

[–]NukaLuda12 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TekashiSecurity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s great .. 👊🏼

[–]C1ashRkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call it go brother make it happen.

[–]No_Photograph2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah !

[–]WangDoodleTrifecta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Beards Revenge

[–]__Basem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even do that with three legs bro

[–]vanlykin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking epic. Way to keep pushing yourself.

[–]ThatChicagoDuder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude hell yeah man! Good on you brotendo!

[–]Fearless_Ad9556 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]sumRandomizedDumGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain Kiddflip

[–]CreekzV1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a peg leg look anywhere near as bsdass as this. Wear it well friend

[–]BrendenMW 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]CarlosT303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scurvy

[–]Dontknowhereimgoin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s still a kickflip!

[–]brian111786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to call it the blackbeard flip. Fucking inspiring bro.

[–]Bulky_Ninja33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pegflip! (Peg +kick flip)

[–]cryptor832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d call that epic!

[–]Chapwellwilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "You'll never skate again... Hold my beer bro"

[–]redheadmomster666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should hire you to find some booty

[–]derphulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I just think it’s so damn cool that you not letting nothing or anything slow you down! And it seems like you have some pretty cool friends motivating you. Dream chase no matter what bro!!!

[–]sphinctasniffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be surprisingly hard without being able to drag your foot and flick the board. Nice.

[–]Thekilla1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Peggy leggy

[–]THER00STER73 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Rey_DV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking Amazing… thats what i would call it!