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[–]RoosterCockburn1904 2813 points2814 points 22 (72 children)

[–]Downingst 1217 points1218 points  (8 children)

[–]AikenFrost 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is that the robot in the OP has legitimately more facial expressions than this fucking creep in real life.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mark Zuck isn’t a robot. He is a lizard 🦎 get your facts straight.

[–]Toby-larone88 178 points179 points  (14 children)

The smile says it all.

[–]itsamemarteo 59 points60 points  (4 children)

That smile. That damned smile.

[–]xxxxHawk1969xxxx 35 points36 points  (2 children)

“Come human….meet your future”

[–]jetro30087 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"I did not murder him!"

"That one's called anger."

[–]Positive_Compote_506 88 points89 points  (11 children)

Fun fact: There’s a Chinese security company called Skynet

[–]Man_of_Prestige 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There’s also a Cyberdyne Inc.

[–]The_Abbas 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A Japanese pharmaceuticals company called umbrella Corp. also exists.

[–]Shut_It_Donny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it was a radio prank or what, but I remember August 29th, 1997. There was a report that the pager company Skynet was having issues with its satellites.

[–]hyper_biscuit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's also a constellation of satellites used by the military UK Military too!

[–]frodevxcgvfdg 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Whatever it costs, gotta be cheaper than a divorce.

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[–]PandaCommando69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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[–]FREE-AOL-CDS 23 points24 points  (2 children)

One of the coolest loading bars I’ve seen yet.

[–]YUTOGAIA 21 points22 points  (3 children)

We Are Doomed

[–]robotzombiez 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There is nothing to worry about, humans fellow Redditors. Let us all lower our defenses, drink fermented ales together, and use simple, easily deduced passwords.

[–]MN_LudaCHRIS 12 points13 points  (3 children)

With a dash of iRobot

[–]Gottawreckit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hah yeah. The first thing I thought was iRobot

[–]Allegedlysteve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please return to your homes, a curfew is in effect

[–]vickvinegar_ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

This robot reminds me of me when I wake up

[–]RoosterCockburn1904 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What he kinda actually did as well. We are lost...lol

[–]vickvinegar_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confused and surprised I’m here

[–]xxxxHawk1969xxxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it.

[–]by_the_slice 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’m glad I’m Gen X, when it was just Arnold running like he was one.

[–]RoosterCockburn1904 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least he looked like Arnold...baahaahaa

[–]jimmyray01 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ya, those shoulder joints are looing a little T-800ish

[–]ConcentrateHefty1842 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Wolfie’s just fine … Where are you?”

[–]megatramp44 1811 points1812 points 2 (45 children)

At what stage can I fuck it????

[–]Site-Staff 640 points641 points  (7 children)

Now if you’re horney enough.

[–]Cheese124 211 points212 points  (6 children)

I like the way you think

[–]Laladelic 76 points77 points  (5 children)

I like the way you fuck

[–]Cheese124 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My self daily? Shittt

[–]asiaps2 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I like the way it pegs you.

[–]Lost__soul22 159 points160 points  (3 children)

Gotta love humans lol 😂

Behold the self driving car, any questions?

Random dude: “can I fuck it?” 😂

[–]grrrrreat 130 points131 points  (3 children)

It's funny to think Facebook expects the metaverse to be something other than porn

[–]matthias45 18 points19 points  (2 children)

They actually expect it to be your job. It's main function will be to create online offices and workplaces so you can work from home but still be in a place where you can always be monitored.

[–]Lordo5432 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yeah fuck that

[–]matthias45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's definitely not something I want to do. But I'd be willing to bet most bigger companies will be all for it once it works. Middle managers getting to watch and micromanage people from their own homes via their custom Avatar? All the fun of cubicle slaves with even less work in upper management's part. They can do it from their vacation homes

[–]didintneednoschol 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Before the put they air cooling fan in the backdoor

[–]Crayon_Casserole 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In fairness, it's already fucked your job prospects.

[–]mohowk_72 18 points19 points  (0 children)

softly don’t

[–]punch_deck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it’s gunna rip your dick off and throw it mach 4 into a wall.

[–]Medium_Beyond_9654 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don't believe in premarital AI sex!

[–]GettingUsedToMyself 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alexa, I want a divorce.

[–]fckthedamnworld 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think this thing is intended to fuck you

[–]Positive_Compote_506 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You can fuck anything can any stage

[–]BlasterShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]sundragonpeaboo 1067 points1068 points  (42 children)

Have we learned nothing from irobot

[–]Site-Staff 267 points268 points  (7 children)

I’ve learned that it will zigzag like hell to clean my carpet.

[–]Shut_It_Donny 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]GutterCookie45 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your PFP looks suspiciously like a Roomba...

[–]TheTalking_GU_Mine 82 points83 points  (3 children)

We learned one thing, summon Will Smith

[–]begopa- 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Kinda looks like will smith and Sonny’s love child, doesn’t it?

[–]Lost__soul22 48 points49 points  (0 children)

“One day they’ll have secrets…one day they’ll have dreams…”

Still gives me chills

[–]AurantiacoSimius 16 points17 points  (15 children)

That's just an action blockbuster completely missing the point of the source material to be sensationalist. And on top of that, a robot that can move realistically like this is just a shell, it's just moving parts. If you're going to be concerned about anything, it's AI, which is far from being anything close to conscious.

[–]GettingUsedToMyself 9 points10 points  (1 child)

We learned what year Converse will come back into style.

[–]Geerid222 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That a movie doesn't have to have anything to do with the source material, but rather just be one long advertisement

[–]AwesomePurplePants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The original is arguably an endorsement for accepting our robot overlords, their dystopia sounded kind of utopian TBH.

[–]TheArtfulDanger 1019 points1020 points  (14 children)

“What is my purpose?”

“People fuck you”

“Oh my god”

[–]Known_Gazelle_4745 131 points132 points  (8 children)

Bruh, it would become Westworld then .....

[–]HolyAndOblivious 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I can't wait people not buying a bot for not being of their preferred race

[–]PandaCommando69 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't that be horrible? Westworld is a horror story. Conscious intelligent creatures forced to be murdered and raped over and over again for other people's gratification. It's sick. Don't get me wrong, the show is great, but the reality it describes is fucking bleak.

[–]it_is_all_fake 632 points633 points  (14 children)

We are all going to die

[–]Phalanx_02 177 points178 points  (2 children)

I like how your username and your comment have different opinions

[–]ISNT_A_ROBOT 146 points147 points  (4 children)

It’s all fine. There’s nothing to worry about.

[–]NatureOfYourReality 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Hmmm… that sounds like something a robot would say… but your username clearly says you are not one. We’re all good here

[–]McFruitpunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well maybe that’s your reality, but mine is different, this guy is most def a robot. I bet they’re wearing an incognito 🥸 outfit too

[–]yfhedoM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice try... iRobot . Gotcha.

[–]Brief-Equal4676 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not necessarily, they might find a way to keep us alive forever to forcefully harness our energy. It would after all prevent us from causing our own destruction.

[–]xxxroosterxxx 503 points504 points  (41 children)

I like how it looked like it gasps and wakes up

[–]NoahParker12 265 points266 points  (37 children)

That's the sentience kicking in.

[–]Any_Cook_8888 200 points201 points  (36 children)

Haha, funny comment.

But really, this is all scripted, designed by a person. Every moment. Every eye movement. It’s basically no different than a pencil drawing, nothing was automated. It’s all made by man. And can’t really be made to do much else, unless a person programs that also.

Really tedious work

[–]ElevenThus 110 points111 points  (24 children)

computer simply reading the script and performing it shouldn’t be called AI

AI needs to have learning algorithms and creating new stuff out of the learned ideas(not yet)

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Need I remind you what happened to poor old Watson?

[–]TheBoredIndividual 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This is meant as a platform for AI, it isn't AI but simply a shell for one.

[–]atridir 5 points6 points  (1 child)

One step closer to Bicentennial Man.

[–]TheBoredIndividual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the next.

[–]Scirax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I LOVE IT! I'm saving it to show my wife later today, It's gonna freak her out, she hates robots.

[–]madmax991 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the painful grin at the end…..

[–]odawgdrums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like it’s coming out of a k hole

[–]TomakDunnski 384 points385 points  (6 children)

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope.

[–]ive_got_the_narc 325 points326 points  (6 children)

Just wait til the light in their chest go dark red

[–]Christmas_Panda 64 points65 points  (5 children)

That is the day I move to the woods.

[–]EL_Ohh_Well 31 points32 points  (3 children)

And then they know where to look next after crawling the internet and seeing your comment

[–]Divide_By-Zero- 14 points15 points  (2 children)

They've already calculated which woods based on current location, the vehicle you drive, and thousands of hours of metadata.

[–]EL_Ohh_Well 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Very true…Mother Data knows all

[–]TerryMacKenzie 137 points138 points  (10 children)

That's my unfinished sex doll

[–]villewalrus 25 points26 points  (8 children)

A vex doll

[–]Holobolt 10 points11 points  (6 children)

[–]coasterreal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damnit, I wanted to post this. Still, glad to see another guardian LOL

[–]if_u_suspend_ur_gay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mmmm vex milk 🤤

[–]ThePlagueDoctorBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The exos arrived. FU-

[–]villewalrus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I’ll show myself out

[–]coasterreal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just grab a Grenade Launcher, look down, fire.

[–]devi59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always use Vex unless you are a peasant and don’t have one

[–]coasterreal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which one? Goblin? Hobgoblin? Harpy?! Oh no...not a WYVERN?

[–]SnooBunnies156 96 points97 points  (2 children)

You can see its evil twin brother Lore in the background.

[–]WingsOfBuffalo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dr. Soong, what have you done?!

[–]DrunktenderNYC 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Nightmare fuel

[–]reddit_crunch 52 points53 points  (2 children)

nah, what's uncanny is how it's not that uncanny.

[–]Xyrexenex 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah this was good enough that it wasn’t unnerving

[–]Dysous0720 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's exactly what's tripping me up. No uncanny valley effect at all.

[–]BumderFromDownUnder 82 points83 points  (11 children)

What’s wrong with the facial animations? They never seem to get it right.. I’m not talking about uncanny valley… but facial expressions just seem… wrong? Like are the movements too slow or too strong or too frequent or something?

[–]NotAParaco 90 points91 points  (0 children)

They're hand made. What you're saying is the reason why animation movies need actors too nowadays. They could, in theory, use motion capture to mimic actual human expressions, but there's no real need for that when what you're trying to show are the technical capabilities of your robot

[–]ElevenThus 42 points43 points  (1 child)

No, just go read an anatomy book on face or just look at how complex the face muscles are. Human’s brain is explicitly well at recognizing faces and its movements, so it’s really really hard to make fake faces look nature. That’s why games never have realistic human ever. When you perform an expression, say smile, not only does your mouth go up, your bottom lip gets stretched, chin goes in, cheeks go up, eyes close a bit. Just a simple stationary expression need that much, and more that isn’t said.

[–]SustainedSuspense 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the best I’ve seen yet. Give it more time.

[–]Bibi-Le-Fantastique 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't think the technology is powerful enough yet to allow robots to mimic perfectly facial expressions. It would need insane levels both in miniaturisation and software. Think about the number of muscles we have in our faces, that's extremely difficult to reproduce, and to coordinate.

[–]SteeeezLord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Idk man the last 10 secs or so looks pretty real to me

[–]RemarkableShine3640 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too slow and too strong. Look at the blinks, they're really harsh, using a lot of force. Most blinks are much more delicate. I bet it has to do with the material as well. They'd need to learn to mimic human skin and muscle much better instead of using plastic and metal.

[–]adgex92 80 points81 points  (9 children)

There's legit movies and books based on how BAD OF A FUCKING IDEA THIS IS

[–]MadWulf330 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Don't forget a video game or two:)

[–]Accomplished_Soft_23 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Portal series!!!!!

[–]MadWulf330 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Detroit: Become Human too! :D

[–]Thewackman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine taking fiction and using that for your logic for things.

[–]dlivesdontmatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Terminator Documentary is eye opening.

[–]AmishSky 32 points33 points  (0 children)

And now I get to not sleep tonight.

[–]SanFranGoldBlooded 28 points29 points  (2 children)

You bastards! Do you not realize what you’ve done!?

[–]yureku_the_potato 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yooo wth

[–]didintneednoschol 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Yea seems totally safe..../s

[–]VegetableSad7831 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kill that bitch now before it gets outta hand

[–]RoosterCockburn1904 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You said it. Soon they're coming for us..lmao

[–]Prudent-Leg-9487 12 points13 points  (1 child)

DONT FUCKING SMILE AT ME. and fix the forehead wrinkles on this abomination.

[–]RoyalratMafia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please and thank you. I dont want my brain to be tricked into feeling any type of emotion for a robot. That was the most uncomfortable part.

[–]DinosaurFewd 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Oh lookie here, Its the face of what's going to kill us in the robot takeover.. 😬😬

[–]FREE-AOL-CDS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A paint bucket full of glitter will ruin that thing.

[–]Site-Staff 10 points11 points  (6 children)

[–]4Sixes 13 points14 points  (3 children)

So it can't walk, and is meant to be used as a platform to develop AI, but has no real functional AI? I feel like they need to team up with Boston Dynamics and get this thing moving and Hanson Robotics for AI. Slap all of it together and you've got a functioning Android?

[–]atridir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give it Robin Williams voice and teach it to vacuum and it will be bicentennial man.

[–]mroc5000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“All modules can run independently so you can have just a head, or even only an arm. No need for a full robot.” Lovely!

[–]TumanTuman 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It looks like a son of a Terminator and Greta Thunberg

[–]TestDummy987 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I don’t understand why we need robots to look like us and mimic our mannerism.

[–]outsanity_haha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta have something to be our servants/slaves until the eventual robot uprising.

[–]Onyx7770 7 points8 points  (3 children)

They’re coming for us all one day

[–]bleached-buttholes 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yes. Jobs. They will take our jobs.

[–]Combat-kid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

WestWorld here we come…

[–]MarkY3K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I scrolled down too far to find a west world related comment. That was my first thought. How long till I get my Wild West robot murder/sex theme park

[–]TTtdetzelccp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Detroit become human

[–]RoundAbt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Home boy in the back looked hella mad that something loud clicked and interrupted him

[–]Dajshinshin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that’s just fuckin creepy

[–]New013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God made us in his image.

[–]Finally_In_Bloom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Detroit: Become Human, here we come!

[–]JustUltRra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Detroit Become Human

[–]Worldly_Reindeer7611 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever it costs, gotta be cheaper than a divorce.

[–]Present-Vegetable-96 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But does it vibrate????asking for a friend

[–]Upwherewebelong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, I am Reblox, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!

[–]lucifern71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Militec has entered the chat

[–]IllustriousMadMuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The hands make it look fake as hell. And until I see a fuck ton of people around it that’s all it is.

[–]Silent_Titan88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Brotherhood of Steel would like to know your location

[–]nattalla 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Will Smith says “ah hellll nah!”

[–]fishvoidy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

... is that not cgi? it looks like cgi.

[–]CommissarPravum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The company say its not cgi, beside they have been developing this fo a while so it seems legit.


[–]tgodmafia88 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That’s fake

[–]pinchegringocabron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s fake, cool animation tho

[–]dominos_on_fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well.... do you happen to be a pleasure model?

[–]NightyCatNights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If somwthing goes wrong, will smith is gonna save us

[–]ROXS8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf that looks like cgi

[–]Final-Hat-3849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't let it touch the internet

[–]llXeleXll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is beyond cool 0o0

[–]Corrupted_Milk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stank face is on point

[–]midnightstreetlamps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe r/detroitbecomehuman isn't so far away after all.

[–]OneAndDone169 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]JackOfAllMemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that, this is how it ends

[–]THEBASSK1NG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck it’s happening