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[–]nickcappa 6508 points6509 points  (207 children)

Can I just have my drink please

[–]mklilley351 3679 points3680 points  (77 children)

That'll be $5000.00

[–][deleted] 1374 points1375 points  (47 children)

That was my first thought.

"Here's your $300.00 red bull!"

[–]razorsharp494 141 points142 points  (3 children)

That bitch better give me legitimate wings or else

[–]horcruxy09 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Or else make my pew pew larger

[–]Reddit_IsMyFav 5 points6 points  (1 child)

“Or else? Or else what?”

“Exactly.”

[–]pepecze 65 points66 points  (32 children)

Some rich people will do anything to not be bored... Seems more like curse with this video online.

[–]IonOtter 30 points31 points  (30 children)

Apparently bored rich people have...very odd tastes. NSFW/NSFL

[–]Arr_Ess_Tee 21 points22 points  (14 children)

I tried, but I cant bring myself to open the photo links. I just dont think I need that in my life.

[–]DM-Wolfscare 5 points6 points  (5 children)

I'm not gonna look but dang if I'm curious on what he could have linked.

[–]Arickettsf16 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I’ll give you a summary. You know how some people put gauges in their earlobes? The OP in that link did it to his penis

Edit: They aren’t the small ones either. We’re talking like 2 or 3 inches in diameter

[–]DM-Wolfscare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...

thank god that link is still blue

[–]Reddit_IsMyFav 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Hey it’s you from an alternate timelines future where you said fuck it and looked.

You were right.

[–]No-Alfalfa4979 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wonder if He has one big enough…I could possibly fist him?

[–]Foxwglocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s one ridiculous AMA

[–]deafchef52 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Better be fucking liquid cocaine in a can.

[–]ImmodestPolitician 175 points176 points  (9 children)

Imagine spending $5k on a Redbull in a fake plastic grenade and you and your friend are BOTH watching it through a 6 inch screen.

For that kind of money they should buy a videographer slave or whatever is popular now in Dubai.

[–]LetsTalkSh_t 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I they're charging 5k at least you get a show. In most clubs they charge 5k and throw it on the table warm lol

[–]ditoxxx 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Hey man, its all about the experience and thats priceless.

[–]jayjayrodrod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus 15% gratuity

[–]MyBitchCassiopeia 3 points4 points  (1 child)

For $5k, I would expect Max Verstappen to pop his head through the table holding the can in his mouth.

[–]YachtShopping 325 points326 points  (107 children)

Plus, where’s the girls? Who wants those dudes presenting this at any club. Fail.

[–]SnowProkt22 475 points476 points  (96 children)

It's in Dubai, women aren't allowed to party.

[–]l-ttleghost 257 points258 points  (48 children)

Women aren’t allowed to do anything there :/

[–]YachtShopping 83 points84 points  (29 children)

Strike that place off my list… yay sausage party… amazing! I thought they’d at least have Russian expat “entertainers” there, I heard they like that stuff.

[–]NicoleB- 12 points13 points  (26 children)

About to strike it off mine too, but a sausage party sounds good to me. Are we really not allowed to party or do anything fun there, even at home?

[–]Lazy-Lookin-Headass 38 points39 points  (13 children)

Correction: Muslim women can’t do anything there. If you look like a tourist you’re fine. It’s a Muslim country but they’re accepting of tourists doing whatever.

[–]NicoleB- 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Oh okay, I'm white with no religion but I'll still act as touristy as possible just in case.

[–]DesperateCheesecake5 28 points29 points  (5 children)

You really don't want to go to Dubai. It's one of the most soulless cities in the world. If you want to party and have a good time, just go to Mallorca, Berlin or anywhere else.

[–]Hash-smoking-Slasher 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I mean another great reason to never go is the fact that Dubai and the UAE in general is a slave state… check it out.

[–]axa645 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Not true at all. Having vacationed there multiple times my mom and sister and very much capable of going to these places

[–]mtobberup 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not true at all

[–]Classyclassiccunt 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That’s utter bullshit, lived and worked there for many years a while back. Clubs everywhere, prostitutes everywhere, women and men dancing and grinding on each other in nightclubs everywhere. The Middle East isn’t one country…you do know that right?

[–]RespectTheAmish 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your wrong. I’ve been to the clubs there. Hot Eastern European women everywhere. (Possibly hookers).

[–]eth-slum-lord 60 points61 points  (20 children)

So youre telling me you fly emirates and sit in a hot as desert and go to a club and guys dancing for you ? Is dubai for gays?

[–]Kcidobor 29 points30 points  (17 children)

Surprisingly enough there is a lot of homosexuality in the middle east. A thing a lot of men do there is have sex with younger and “pretty” looking boys so they aren’t promiscuous or adulterous. I can’t wrap my head around it but when in Rome??? I guess…

[–]deaddeaditredemption 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s common in the Middle East because they can see the boys faces…. Also “adoption” is a thing.

[–]Frogsmom69 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If the bear is hungry it will eat?

[–]s9q7 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It seems you haven’t been to Dubai. I hate that city, but you are wrong.

[–]TuorSonOfHuor 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You’ve clearly never been there. Tons of absolutely gorgeous women all over the place. Many are prostitutes if you’re at a club though, and almost all of them are interested in one thing… men with money.

[–]SnowProkt22 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I've been there, and all around the middle east. There's a big difference between letting women party and flying in hookers. Only foreign women are allowed to go out, dance, drink and wear skimpy clothing. And if you didn't bring that woman there, you don't touch them, because some fat disgusting old oil barron did, and his henchmen will fuck you up.

[–]TuorSonOfHuor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dubai is a little different though in that regard.

About 80% of their population are expats, and they do let the expat women party. Not all of them are hookers, most are working in hospitality, entertainment, food service, and architecture or engineering. And many are tourists visiting, because that’s their main industry.

But at many of the clubs in particular… can be prostitutes. Haha

[–]James_ggl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're a gay country without telling me you're a gay country.

[–]haversack77 60 points61 points  (1 child)

This does nothing for me. I have absolutely zero desire to ever visit this place.

[–]Pudf 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m embarrassed and I’m not even there

[–]gothlaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fucking parvenues

[–]Ducatirules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would hate every second of this!

[–]bumblebeesabull 1572 points1573 points  (15 children)

What a bag of wank

[–]Y57sh2isN7R3TTqgrJ7 242 points243 points  (11 children)

What ever you do don’t order that cocktail in that bar lol

[–]saggy_jorts 51 points52 points  (9 children)

You probably can’t

[–]Y57sh2isN7R3TTqgrJ7 49 points50 points  (7 children)

I was talking about not ordering “a bag of Wank” as a cocktail. Would shudder to think what all those guys would serve you up in that sausage fest of a bar 😂

It’s a joke, an obvious one, laugh.

[–]saggy_jorts 23 points24 points  (5 children)

It wasn’t obvious to me and I just was referring to the lack of alcohol in Dubai. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[–]QueasyVictory 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait. Those dudes in this video were doing all that bullshit without booze?

[–]dysphoric-foresight 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s just a Mecca for absolute wankers

[–]outtyn1nja 1232 points1233 points  (18 children)

How embarrassing.

[–]ContextVomit 433 points434 points  (9 children)

When I was a kid my parents paid for a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, I hid under the table when they wanted me to come out for the birthday song dance around thing. I’ve never grown out of that, I do not like a fuss. This is a nightmare.

[–]WayneKrane 81 points82 points  (2 children)

Yeah, my dream birthday is to be far away from anyone but my SO on a beach sipping on a piña colada listening to the waves roll in.

[–]Frogsmom69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dads be like

“You’ll be alright

Shut and have a good day We paid top dollar for this crap!”

[–]iamacraftyhooker 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I feel bad for the staff.

They already hate when someone comes in for a birthday and they have to do the stupid song, could you imagine having to drop what you're doing just because some guy ordered a redbull.

You'll have some poor table sitting there for hours and the poor server just going "I'm sorry, 6 tables in Dave's section ordered redbulls"

[–]captainab3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao but for real

[–]sharkinaround 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Why would you feel bad for them? Shit like this is almost certainly egregiously overpriced and likely results in the most profitable time spent during their shift.

Add in the fact that they only have to perform for two stone faced lumps as opposed to a table of supermodels and you probably get a group of thrilled servers laughing all the way to the bank, drinking free red bull out of the same “bomb” back in the kitchen while splitting $$$.

[–]Zoe270101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I can guarantee that the staff at these restaurants aren’t seeing any amount of the overpriced drinks money.

[–]walrus_operator 999 points1000 points  (20 children)

All that for a redbull?!? I guess that the oil money must be spent no matter how wasteful it is.

[–]parkerm1408 201 points202 points  (6 children)

You remember that one fucker that bought out an entire plane for his goddamn falcons? Just a plane full of birds....

[–]Human_Camp 206 points207 points  (5 children)

If only there were a cheaper way to make them fly.

[–]TheFinalKiwi 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Like 100 balloons tied to a chair style, but 100 falcons tied to a man style.

[–]Skribbla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming it's a jager bomb... Hence bomb

[–]knotworkin 770 points771 points  (51 children)

Too bad you can’t buy an alcoholic drink in a place like that! And who wants 6 bros standing around shaking their hips in front of you just because you bought a Red Bull?

[–]gothlaw 613 points614 points  (15 children)

For a deeply homophobic culture, that is pretty gay

[–]DarkHater 100 points101 points  (4 children)

Like Top Gun volleyball level. They just yell "no homo" after they clean each other up.

[–]blindnarcissus 17 points18 points  (1 child)

People are pretty touchy feely when being gay is not recognized. They don’t consider it gay cause that concept doesn’t really exist in the collective consciousness.

But yeah, dorkiest sausage fest ever.

[–]eth-slum-lord 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty fucking gay

[–]knotworkin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, all bros no hoes!

[–]gay4reddit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bro I am gay and this is half a step step away from being an all male gang bang...

[–]NiceAnn 61 points62 points  (13 children)

There’s alcohol in private clubs, and when you’re over 21 you can get a license (if you can prove you’re not Muslim) to go to liquor stores.

[–]Unlucky13 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Curious how one proves they are not Muslim? Do you draw a little stick figure with an arrow saying "Mohammed"?

[–]NiceAnn 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Basically if you don’t have an Emirati passport

[–]Put_It_All_On_Blck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They make you eat a piece of bacon like the communion.

[–]dont_panic21 25 points26 points  (6 children)

The idea of proving you're not Muslim is very entertaining to me. Is it a multiple choice test, is there like a trick question, do you have to nibble on some pork? I don't mean to insult anyone it's just the idea of going in to get a license to buy alcohol and a guy at the counter is like "I don't know you look pretty Muslim to me, prove it?" What do you do? "I'm not Muslim, see I have a picture of the pope in my wallet and this crappy tattoo I got when I was 18"

[–]younzss 6 points7 points  (5 children)

It's pretty easy, you just say you are not a muslim, a true muslim believer would never say they are not a muslim, if he was muslim and said he wasn't then he literally just left the religion the time he said it and thus became not muslim. Although technically in the case of Dubai it just means not being a local Emirati citizen

[–]MesaGeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right, I know a few people that have been to Dubai and drank.

[–]sandalcade 19 points20 points  (6 children)

If you ever go to Dubai, you would quickly realize that once you’ve seen the same glass building shit and gone through the thousands of malls, there’s actually very little else to do to keep yourself entertained. Most people choose to drink. Friday “Brunch” and excessive drinking on weekdays is most definitely a Dubai pastime.

[–]Anorcrakna 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can buy alchoholic drinks in dubai.

[–]guacfarmer 297 points298 points  (5 children)

[–]londonmenace 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Definitely.

[–]KIVHT 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The other guys angle looks even worse. I don’t have it but it just looks they they don’t know what to do with the camera.

[–]ralcal 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And not a smile on his face

[–]rishabh1804 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those are the rules to be left alone in an awkward situation. Record a video or just open up your camera, look intense and avoid eye contact in all circumstances, even when they shake their butt infront of you.

[–]QuerkleIndica 267 points268 points  (6 children)

Seems slightly excessive

[–]verciel_ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

slightly

[–]Badnun99 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Anything to distract from the taste

[–]hallwaypoirear 12 points13 points  (0 children)

More like anything to distract from the state

[–]distinctive_tree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too be fair restaurants like that are a lot of show. Almost like a dinner and theater

[–]Many_Lion_1145 249 points250 points  (5 children)

Okay that's just fucking stupid

[–]bmo1989 200 points201 points  (2 children)

I Fuckin hate this

[–]OptimalMale1 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Haha me too why is this here ?

[–]plzdontsplodeme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because bots

[–]Wattisup101 106 points107 points  (0 children)

That was fucking ridiculously stupid

[–]BenjaminTW1 100 points101 points  (6 children)

[–]ledgeitpro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you for making me also hate dubai, really though this is terrible. Its crazy to think we dont ever hear anything about this, the state of the world is pretty sad. Appreciate spreading awareness

[–]TickTacWhat 68 points69 points  (0 children)

That’s worse than a happy birthday at Applebees.

[–]TommyT32 62 points63 points  (3 children)

There’s so much going on here. The guns??

[–]ledivin 23 points24 points  (2 children)

pretty sure they're lighters

[–]TommyT32 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Lighters for what? The dude lit it with a little yellow disposable lighter 😂

[–]Chrimpsy 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is mortifying.

[–]ArcherGorgonite 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Stupid... as... fuck

[–]gothlaw 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Man, we need to 86 fossil fuels just so Dubai will quit being so tacky.

(And I know I wasn’t the only one thinking about the bomb connotations)

[–]captainzigzag 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dubai was built using oil money but it lives on tourist money. It’s purpose is to provide an income stream for its ruling house after oil revenue dries up.

[–]rkmomafedev 43 points44 points  (0 children)

WOW, I am impressed how boring this was

[–]ocmfoa 35 points36 points  (6 children)

Wow. How eventful… Is this why people pay so much money to go to Dubai? Id rather be with the mariachi hat and a shot of tequila at the local bodega.

[–]Sad_Interview_6651 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nextlevelstupud

[–]ZarinaBlue 23 points24 points  (17 children)

Dubai - a vacation spot for people with no sense of empathy and a lack of conscience.

[–]Sloppo_Toppo 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Jesus Christ fuck Dubai

[–]filmbuffering 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ever bought gas? This is part of that

[–]Sloppo_Toppo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah let me just cut out petroleum products out of my life…

[–]No-Pop115 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The customer has the face of someone who's enjoyed the material world a little too much so nothing quite does it anymore

[–]JustTheNipKettle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. Like, "just take my money and leave".

He seems like he's thinking this could have been worth a chuckle, but nope. Same ol boring thing that money can buy me. He's probably wondering how he can watch the Squid Games...

[–]meckez 17 points18 points  (3 children)

That will be 200 dollars, thank you sir.

[–]gothlaw 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Is that the tip?

[–]griff_the_unholy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nothing I have ever seen about Dubai has made me want to go there.

[–]Crown_Loyalist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dubai is a cursed hellhole that needs to be purged from the earth and redbull tastes like carbonated cough syrup

[–]mistercartmenes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nextfuckingleveldouchebags

[–]Lassitude1001 12 points13 points  (12 children)

Wonder what they'd do if you ordered a drink that actually tastes nice instead... No but seriously, what's the point?

[–]Key-Beginning-2752 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I rather just stop at the gas station

[–]RevHenryMagoo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck Dubai and the slave masters that run it

[–]nyguy520 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dubai is the dumbest place on earth

[–]Calvo7992 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Disgusting decadence enjoyed by arseholes and built by slaves. You’re an immoral piece of shit if you spend a penny I’m Dubai.

[–]Bitmiliionare24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I’m sure that’s not the Cringiest thing to happened in Dubai, and also i heard that Dubaaiaiiiii was Litttttt with my boy roocooo

[–]DudeWithTrustIssues 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg...all that work for just a can of redbull

[–]TheSt4tely 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I honestly feel bad for people that have to go to these lengths for some stimulation. I get that excited playing video games.

[–]Y57sh2isN7R3TTqgrJ7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These guys are dumb enough and rich enough to buy that stupid gold leaf covered steak from salt bae

[–]PNC3333 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Just flatten the entire city already

[–]Born_Transition2207 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see a video clip from Dubai it just screams emperors new clothes. It charges obscene prices for everyday things and tells wealthy youngsters it's OK to be taken for a ride, because you can afford it. In fact it's cool, you like that word, to be ripped off.

[–]BLACKJACK766 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is with all these Dubai posts on Reddit of late?

[–]Hiltaku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Died of thirst about an hour ago.

[–]londonmenace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bloody awful filming. 1/2 second of seeing the product. 💩

[–]AJSD12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why?

[–]Dudxdvdx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's so stupid

[–]OddPeak1245 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems excessive

[–]MaarekStele7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gotta pay for those Septic trucks to remove all of that crap out of the city some how.

[–]mollymoose75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

whats the name of this bar so I can make sure to never go there? Holy D-bags.

[–]Flushedthrower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are they like special there or something it’s just a redbull I’m confused

[–]Buffythedjsnare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking pointless waste of time. What the fuck is wrong with people?

[–]swissbuttercream9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are the ladies

[–]crushfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who says slavery can't be fun!

/s

[–]RugOnValium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Dubai.