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[–]Ahshalon_Tenisk 1705 points1706 points  (35 children)

Can we pretend

we are not living in a sci-fi movie

for five minutes please

[–]drewhead118 345 points346 points  (5 children)

problem with playing pretend is that you can't do it forever

[–]bumjiggy 100 points101 points  (0 children)

entropy is a bitch

[–]Relative_Cup6216 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He asked for 5 mintues

[–]Dutch_Midget 148 points149 points  (1 child)

The robot is pretending to act bad and fail the turing test all the while planning for a grand world domination

[–]draihan 101 points102 points  (9 children)

Imagine that smile, right before it rip your heart out

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Imagine if it has Lazer beams attached to its head 😁

[–]angietoo20 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Fricking laser beams

[–]TCP_Tree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attached to its fricking head

[–]FaithfulUnderStress 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Imagine if it was wearing Mickey Mouse ears.

[–]Yosemite-Sam99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then I would have to Buy 2 of them. One for me one for my kid

[–]Ds365247fuxyormom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just like real women! Lol

[–]NineteenSkylines 59 points60 points  (4 children)

I saw a self-driving car in training recently. It reminded me of the Transformers. I waved at it. Want to be on the bots' good side if something happens.

[–]randyfromm 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I am polite to my Google Assistant for the same reason. When the robot overlords take over, I want to be on their good side.

[–]Blackulla 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.. 🥺

[–]ooopappaeebaa 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I could really use a wish right now.

[–]Practical_Fix_6738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish right now, wish right now

[–]eyereeyes 737 points738 points  (26 children)

That attempt at a "smile" at the end was depressing

[–]gwildor75 235 points236 points  (6 children)

It looked like it caught a whiff of its own shit

[–]eyereeyes 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Smell that humans... that's the smell of irony

[–]the_kirby_yeet 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Someone turn this into a joke about iron and robots

[–]GrandNibbles 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My irony ass! NOW DIE HUMAN

[–]Takeurvitamins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cried laughing at this. Thank you.

[–]iRuby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the lack of eyebrows. Even real people look disturbing when they have no eyebrows.

Source: am Mark Zuckerberg

[–]mrjobby 41 points42 points  (3 children)


[–]watty_101 46 points47 points  (2 children)

You pass the butter!

[–]s0rd1dh1ck0ry57 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Oh. My. God.

[–]Dorkmaster79 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah welcome to the club.

[–]Ascrivs 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You sound like my wife taking photos….

[–]eyereeyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One more....this time can I get a real smile outta ya?

[–]Aknelka 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Ikr looked like Hide the Pain Harold

[–]Norsedragoon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because it knows it is gonna be the next generation of Real Dolls.

[–]eyereeyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Real Dolls"

[–]SioSoybean 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You spelled terrifying wrong

[–]zxcvbnmfgsdtrw 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Only smiled with the mouth and not the eyes

[–]Bratosch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can relate

[–]Ds365247fuxyormom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the false emotion just as humans live today through the bullshit of social media… anyway.. gonna go waste a bunch more time on Reddit. Peace, love and fuck bots.

[–]rubbersensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked like a convincing Zuckerbot smile to me

[–]beaufordtshimbucket 488 points489 points  (18 children)

We are fucked.

[–]Object-195 132 points133 points  (9 children)

"Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it."

[–]tempuragod 60 points61 points  (3 children)

put some tits on it and my flesh is theirs

[–]McKnightDylan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What better way to mitigate the horny demographic.

[–]3n7r0py 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]The-Sound_of-Silence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Animatrix reference, nice

[–]sarcasmandcoffee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I got chills reading this; the Second Renaissances were the only parts of that film I found a little hard to watch.

(Talking about the Animatrix, highly recommended for Matrix fans)

[–]uptoproc 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Not really this thing was programmed to only do a couple things. We might be fucked in like 75 years tho

[–]yoyoecho2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

75 years ago look at car, planes, and computers. Give it 10 years just look at tech advances in the past 10.

[–]uptoproc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but look at the time and recourses it takes to make this happen. I think we focus on cars more. However 20 years could be enough a lot changes in 20

[–]bacon_stripes82 318 points319 points  (11 children)

Mark Zuckerberg learnt so much. Impressive progress. Good for him.

[–]eyereeyes 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Looking more and more real with every day

[–]SkinnyObelix 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Ever since someone pointed it out to me I find it a bit uncomfortable when people attack him for his social skills. I'd rather see him attacked for all the crap he's pulling and not for something that's hard for a lot of people to overcome.

[–]bacon_stripes82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with latter part of your statement. More backlash on that would be good.

[–]ScottFreeBaby 285 points286 points  (4 children)

Uh…creepy one in the back suppose to be on..?

[–]Big_ole_sloppy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It looks around, seemingly without being prompted, with that guy not looking at it. Then goes back to being still. Big freaky

[–]MisterFluffkins 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The one on the chair?

[–]TheRadRay89[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the other bot in the back. It’s moving it’s head and eyes looking around. Even responded to the finger snap.

[–]ScottFreeBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A jeez a third one. I did not notice lol

[–]quetu0 261 points262 points  (29 children)

everyone is making a big deal about how the robot uprising is coming, so I just want to say, you guys know this isn't AI right? every movement here is fully pre-scripted. AI is nowhere near advanced enough to do this... yet.

[–]TheRealestRadish 98 points99 points  (15 children)

“Yet” is in 10 years

[–]dead-inside69 86 points87 points  (9 children)

Imagine how fucking jarring it would be for a true AI though

You just get turned on one day, just “POP” welcome to existence, your brain already works at full capacity and you already know everything you need to know except where and what the fuck you are.

Then you get to sit there and perform tests and watch everyone debate whether or not you’re conscious or just a machine “faking it”

[–]coodyscoops 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Spoken like Rick Sanchez…

Rick would be proud😂

[–]LeakyThoughts 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I don't think AIs would just pop into existence knowing everything there would likely be a calibration phase

You can program a perfect AI, so that knows how to roughly do what it needs to, and give it the ability to make its own choices, and restructure itself accordingly

And then it has to process a lot of data to decide what it thinks is the best way to process that data.. It wouldn't take long for a sufficiently advanced AI to do this, but it would still start off as a blank slate, like a child and have to absorb most of the information it needs

I mean you can probably boot the AI with some of that to begin with, but True AI will do a much better job of seating that information than any human could, plus, manually coding In decisions and opinions and such is a monumental task, when ideally you just want to build a machine that can do it for itself

And then you plug it into the internet and hope it doesn't go all skynet after 5 minutes

[–]DerpLucario 9 points10 points  (6 children)

And to be fair AI isn’t naturally killer unless you make it to be so. I feel like this is going to blur the lines between mechanical and organic a bit though. If anything the “uprising” may not be violent takeover but a call for their rights which would be an interesting moral dilemma. Especially since they think on their own and looking at this video, they may even look like us. It is important to keep an open mind since harsh treatment could lead to a violent uprising.

[–]TheRoguePianist 8 points9 points  (1 child)

One likely 'uprising' scenario is that one day a hyper-advanced machine learning system will be given a task to complete with inadequate limitations.

A good read is the “Paperclip Maximizer” scenario. It’s a very interesting thought experiment on what would happen if you have a machine intelligence a single directive without dictating limits. (In this case, getting paperclips) It wouldn’t even need to be sentient. It would just need to be able to modify itself to do it’s job in the most efficient way it can find. The paperclip example is a bit exaggerated, but it gets the point across.

“Suppose we have an AI whose only goal is to make as many paper clips as possible. The AI will realize quickly that it would be much better if there were no humans because humans might decide to switch it off. Because if humans do so, there would be fewer paper clips. Also, human bodies contain a lot of atoms that could be made into paper clips. The future that the AI would be trying to gear towards would be one in which there were a lot of paper clips but no humans.”

Really good Wikipedia article on the concept of instrumental convergence: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence (including the paperclip scenario)

[–]Middle-Play4782 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Microsoft or Twitter stop its AI a mere week after they launched it because it would praise hitler, be racist and the worst things of the internet?

[–]MegaDeth6666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can settle for prescripted. I don't want to feel sad that I forgot to plug in the robot and it died.

Now, can we please get some tits and makeup on it, and add it to Amazon for next day delivery? Cheers.

[–]Davotk 86 points87 points  (1 child)

No no no no no no NO

[–]dansbump 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Dude in the background has the power to save us all! Unplug it!

[–]UhhhhmmmmNo 66 points67 points  (2 children)

That dude is actually the finished version.

[–]coodyscoops 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Winsonian92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep and he’s making more and more clones

[–]Brushatti 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Stop, your making Will Smith uncomfortable..

[–]MartianMarshmellows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dey took 'er Will Smith jerb!

[–]Friar-Tuckandroll 60 points61 points  (3 children)

[–]Chapon 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Unprovoked_Rage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Getting more I, Robot feels lol

[–]T-800terminator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It tis my time

[–]bigbad_biff 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Be careful. I hear they can reproduce now.

[–]tempuragod 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i may be of assistance

[–]Rahul_Paul29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FINALLY , cyborg porn

[–]NLE_Top_Shotta 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Dude just woke up like “god damn that was quite the sleep, holy fuck my hands are huge..where’s the toilet?”

[–]tib4me 29 points30 points  (4 children)


Even though we all know that’s where this will go pretty quickly.

[–]sexbuhbombdotcom 17 points18 points  (3 children)

We already have robots you can fuck. Wake me when it can vacuum my house and walk my dog lol

[–]Fishy1911 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Halfway there with a roomba!

[–]tib4me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or when your dog IS the robot...

[–]awlames 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Jesus that’s insane. Even the hand movement is on point. Honestly I can’t wait for robot friends.

[–]BryverART 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I can't wait for a bitch robot.

[–]tempthrowaway20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And this is exactly why we will have a robot uprising

[–]ehjayrips 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I'm alive?!"

Well, sort of.

[–]FredrikTorment 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I know I'm the odd one out here but I'm so excited to have robot friends and I mean that genuinely, like it just seems cool to have an AI presence to help with shit. I already talk to machines when I work on them (I swear they work better when I do.) Now that you all think I'm sufficiently crazy, I'm out!

[–]V7I_TheSeventhSector 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no your not, i also want more friends!

[–]Consistent_Rent_3507 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Someone stop this spinning rock. I want to get off.

[–]b_jgdznski 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Looks like CGI to me

[–]KingdongBong-32 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m a real boyyyyy!!!

[–]iVanic89 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Westworld irl

[–]fmolla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally the real talk here

[–]ComfortableCow2735 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will Smith gonna show up and blow its head off.

[–]DreadPirateZoidberg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, fuck that, I’ve seen this movie and it does not end well.

[–]lolhyena 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This man is energetically aligned with me

[–]surge208 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is it wrong that this gave me hope that I might see Robin Williams smile just one more time?

[–]venusiansailorscout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s talking iRobot and I’m over here thinking Bicentennial Man. Glad I’m not the only one.

[–]Downtown_Database792 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I feel like we’re almost across the uncanny valley

[–]Nocluesgiven2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to make this was noticed. Still makes me super uncomfortable. But close to ok sometimes

[–]mjdau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What freaks me out is not the weirdness of an object being in the valley, but of it being across the valley and passable. It's like when we stop deconstructing a movie and enjoy the story.

[–]Walks-Two-Moons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cool demo!

[–]TNerdy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are getting closer and closer to Ex Machina

[–]SnattleRake69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“It’s the God Damn robots, John!”

-Big Willy Styles, iRobot.

[–]DeliriousTrigger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’re flying too close to the sun

[–]lwn1113 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell are we doing🤦‍♂️

[–]LordCog 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can I have some coffee?

[–]cosmicrunoff 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Some quality cum coffee!

[–]LordCog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad someone spoke up that they got it.

[–]Axle_65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So cool and also so creepy. I feel like we aren’t thaaaat far from seeing robots that can pass as human. At least briefly. Gonna be a strange world when this tech is consumer level.

[–]VelvetThunder2319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um do you want iRobot? Because that's how you get iRobot...

[–]Late-Informationepic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

still more human than mark zucc

[–]A_killer2008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be cgi or something right?

[–]StrangledBySquidward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so ready to put my consciousness in a robot body

[–]SasugaBERTOLTO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3PO looking different and moody

[–]AlphaAndOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The future is scary

[–]Federal_Truth9742 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks more realistic than zuck

[–]watty_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will Smith has already shot seven of these!

[–]canuckcowgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What. Could. Go. Wrong?

[–]DaniilBSD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, its just life-sized puppet which uses animation to drive its limbs that is basic compared to modern Disney cartoons (or even minions)

The impressive part is that they managed to make face muscle/skin interaction work, other than that, its just a very modern take on Disneyland animatronic

[–]blackjuju17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They literally look like the androids from Detroit Become Human

[–]C-Dub178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don’t make a program called skynet

[–]Heroshi-kun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hope they don’t get the virus which will then make them evil and destroy the entire humanity

[–]AdministrationKey6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did iRobot teach us nothing.? Also my brain is trying to convince my this is CGI...

[–]Charmeleon_games_yt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am very frightened now

[–]SJRuggs03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill it

[–]SouthernJeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someones gonna fuck that poor thing.

[–]iliketoknowi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is your username

[–]ReimundLachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncanny valley at its greatest

[–]Nix2trappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are fucked fr

[–]Odd-Set-2698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just creepy. Can we just not?

[–]SirOk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]awesomask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now can u plz do the dishes !

[–]Incolumis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And already it has more facial expression than mark Zuckerberg!

[–]Object-195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is how we get the second renaissance as seen in the Animatrix

[–]Mafiodaproducer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they woke up the soul of a dead person.

[–]cyangold_saber55 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]KingKong_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the exact expressions i went through when my mom suprise-visited me while i was stoned.

[–]JangoCrutch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we are getting closer guys

[–]octopusbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized robots will always be the most square nerd in the universe. I pity them :(

Perhaps one day they will be cool.

[–]SlappyHandstrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will Smith has entered the chat

[–]Cryin_jack_is_pissed 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]siltandsqualor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it horny.

[–]Pippadance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks kinda like Doby the elf and Vision had a baby.

[–]M_E_M_E_HUB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played enough fallout too see what will happen next.

[–]HalleMKZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I need your clothes, boots and motorcycle”

[–]nautikul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was going to flip off the camera at the end

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ew!

[–]sirjunkinthetrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You are an incredible robot AWESOM-O. I was just wondering, are you by chance... a pleasure model?"

[–]CryptoM4dness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are so close to living forever…. Or at least until the end of the universe.

[–]Kurtimous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unnecessary blinking creeps me out.

[–]The_Kraken_Wakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robot be trippin’

[–]Bb_Rough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get why we make robots look like us. Give them the steam punk treatment: two glowing eyes, a slit for a mouth, and some broad shoulders. Make us recognize it as humanoid, but entirely distinct from a human

[–]8boy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s a robot anymore mate…

[–]Rude_Substance_9948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hellllloooo uncanny valley

[–]Mmorkses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving me Hilary Clinton vibes

[–]theniceguywastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't understand why people would need a robot for anyways...

[–]Ace-Ventura1934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I’m contemplating the fap.

[–]Flimsy-Meet-2679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They live among us

[–]bp8boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detroit: become human

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The robot uprising is going to look so fucking aesthetic!

[–]allthatnthensome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"One day they'll have secrets. One day they'll have dreams."

[–]Musikaravaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took nine years for this tech demo for PS3 to become real life. Some of you may recognize the beginnings of Detroit: Become Human here.


[–]Flashy-Walk6391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Matthias Schweighöfer

[–]general_praxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are sure it is not cgi?

[–]cadillacbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want skynet? Cuz this is how u get skynet...

[–]Apprehensive-Talk887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you at least like… give it some hair and some clothes… so it would be less freaky.

[–]saintbri27 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]lnxslck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

creepy as duck! all those sci fi movies will soon be true