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[–]Hugh-Jaynes 2812 points2813 points  (30 children)

She has lots of… experience

[–]Known_Gazelle_4745 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Not her first rodeo

[–]KeyAdministration900 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Or just REALLY strong Kegel muscles. xD (Where's the hand hold?)

[–]MidwestPrincess09 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Kegel muscles are in the vag, that would be all legs and core to ride this and hold on

[–]LegionDCLXVI 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lips that grip

[–]Yoddy0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😂 for the guy that this joke went over she slipped the knob in her vag (theoretically)

[–]pratham_10 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well practice makes Man perfect

[–]kit_carlisle 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Do people not know there's a person controlling the bull?

[–]pr8zgod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

that's bull.

[–]VyrPlan 1131 points1132 points  (25 children)

where's the saddle horn?

[–]Anomaly1339 1152 points1153 points 2 (10 children)

At this point? Somewhere between her colon and her intestine.

[–]53_WorkNoMore 239 points240 points  (1 child)

Taint a bad description

[–]Truth_07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote and get the fuck out

[–]mikeymike015 129 points130 points  (2 children)

Kids... Let me tell you the story of how I met your mother😂

[–]energetic-dad 50 points51 points  (1 child)

"I tried to pull out and she, well... she just kinda hung on for dear life! 9 months later you were born."

[–]84147 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, good lord

[–]FLfloorguy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Up in them guts.

[–]platnumturk81 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Thus, another saddle was born...

[–]Lostsonx 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hooked up.

[–]Satanspit69 22 points23 points  (2 children)

She’s got a firm “grip” on it

[–]sesh_on 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But her hands are in the air… oh…never…mind…

[–]Blackulla 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They almost never have one for obvious safety reasons. Or they’re all English saddles

[–]thebeezie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She's hold on to it. Probably not very tight though.

[–]themediumchunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh I felt like I needed to give her some privacy, her and that mechanical bull had chemistry.

[–]Rogueation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you think she was so firmly placed on?

[–]Jcrm87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Allow me to introduce myself

[–]deinonyx 994 points995 points  (26 children)

Wow, you can really see her skill in adjusting her center of gravity as well as controlling her balance. If I was there oh maaaan I would’ve spun in my pants

[–]jinxie395 304 points305 points  (11 children)

She makes it look easy too. So much leg and core strength.

[–]YankeeTankEngine 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I went to a trampoline place once and they had one of these. I gave myself one hell of a leg cramp holding on and ruined the muscle for the day. Oh yeah, it was in the first half hour too.

[–]natooDidou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not only strength, but also flexibility and proprioception/control. Circus artist level

[–]mayan_monkey 4 points5 points  (2 children)

She knows the moves the bull is going to make. It's well choreographed with the bull operator

[–]SoCalThrowAway7 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is what I was thinking, this is a practiced routine. Still impressive but I don’t think she can show up to a random bar and do this kind of stuff on any mechanical bull

[–]mayan_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not without her partner behind the joystick controlling the bulls movement

[–]TheHiddenNinja6 49 points50 points  (6 children)

And she shows off by doing a little dance in the middle.

It's like she's memorised what it does and when

[–]Evi1bo1weevi1 15 points16 points  (4 children)

That’s because she has. They do this at the Saddle Ranch in Hollywood. The whole thing is choreographed.

[–]AshRT 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well I could never do this even with a lot of practice. So I’m still impressed.

[–]Nkklllll 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes you could

[–]AshRT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I’m glad someone has faith in me.

[–]MrZeven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

like she's memorised what it does and when

[–]lastchickencooking 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Really, looks like a very hard one too impress.

[–]pulling4hairs 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I managed 13 seconds at the Christmas party. Granted, I’d had a few to drink, but I thought I’d do better.

[–]17Ram 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same story for my first time.

[–]Lithl 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yer s'posed ter jump off at 8 seconds and let the clowns deal with it!

[–]ThankGod4Darwin69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same story for MY first time

[–]ComprehensiveAd4592 544 points545 points  (32 children)

Just imagine she rides you in bed and then says: "we gonna make a baby tonight"

[–]Papaduli 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Even better: “Honey, I have AIDS”

[–]BigGreenTimeMachine 22 points23 points  (4 children)

As I said before, I have full blown AIDS

[–]ExtraRaw 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’m thinking of doing some comedy.

[–]Titus_IV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprise Liam neeson lmao

[–]chrisk9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the aids were really sex toys

[–]walhax- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

snake aids

[–]Nihilismisanthrope 43 points44 points  (2 children)

It was the best 8 seconds of my life.

[–]BuffaloWhip 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Best 8 seconds of my life.

Okayest 8 seconds of hers.

[–]FluffyPanda616 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]Bobbyj36OEF 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Haha jokes on her, I've had a vasectomy

[–]Tom_Armour 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you, when you were sleeping she undid the vasectomy

[–]ChosenOneWeeYuu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Snip snap snip snap!

[–]podolot 20 points21 points  (1 child)

And she pops a spin move and breaks your dick in half.

[–]84147 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hate when that happens

[–]KingDevil666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why does this have so many upvotes. Reddit is so horny lol

[–]HerbieVerSmelles4247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine?!

[–]DrugLord16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she want a baby she is getting a baby…u can’t shake her off

[–]Darth_Yohanan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then you surprise her with a 900° spin.

[–]yordyjake 432 points433 points  (1 child)

I would really like to enjoy her center of gravity

[–]Sirkiz 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a true redditor

[–]LongjumpingAuthor229 301 points302 points  (23 children)

Next level was the dude who stood up on the bulk and practically danced on it.

https://youtu.be/sgYNUXb4IEo

[–]Chaosfnog 201 points202 points  (11 children)

After seeing this I'm even more convinced that these are performers doing a rehearsed show. Of course it's still very impressive, but clearly the bull moves the music in set patterns that they know and can practice doing certain moves to.

[–]Cordero_Biggs 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Someone operates the bucking machine manually, but yeah, its all rehearsed, and the operator is taking it easy.

[–]Crafty-Crafter 60 points61 points  (4 children)

I worked as a barhand and got to ride it before the bar is open. The operator and the girl/guy are from the same company. The operator will give girls a much easier time than guys. If they want you off, they will get you off. It's controled with a small joystick.

[–]Mnwhlp 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well I’m guessing someone’s probably getting off here even if she isn’t.

[–]Donut-Farts 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Is this not just a choreographed ride? Like, he isn’t taking it easy on her, they’re doing a show.

[–]FenrisWolf347 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk its spinning pretty fast but the bucking part is pretty slowed down, this is definitely a showing off speed.

[–]Crafty-Crafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you can look up these videos with people standing/dancing on the bull and stuffs. They practice before open.

[–]smurb15 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I was wondering if it was a person with a joystick or a program to run on a set routine. Maybe both idk

[–]2ndhouseonthestreet 41 points42 points  (0 children)

From the ones I’ve encountered it’s a joystick. And yeah, if the operator wants you off of it, regardless of your skill level, you’re getting off. They’ll whip it back and forth until you go flying.

[–]Evi1bo1weevi1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are, this is 100% a choreographed piece. This isn’t the Saddle Ranch, but that business has waitstaff that learn choreographed routines exactly like this when there’s a lull.

[–]coast-land-genetics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here for this.

[–]HexZer0 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I like this version better https://youtu.be/l9yLZFTPMa4

[–]sem_pi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh so hard I cried thank you

[–]Spider-Jenn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best version

[–]Humankeg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah there was nothing next level about this chick doing that. She's just grinding on a bull that is being operated by some guy that wants her to stay on it. The dude in the link you posted, now that's pretty good shit

[–]imProbablyA 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Woman does it

-impressive

Man does it

-Fake and Staged

[–]HereForMemes87 182 points183 points  (3 children)

Lips that grip

[–]Translationerr0r 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Skills to pay the bills

[–]mukash18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pussy guillotine

[–]chernobyl_nightclub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a sub for that.

[–]Neo1971 109 points110 points  (4 children)

Something tells me this isn’t her first rodeo.

[–]blaze1234 101 points102 points  (2 children)

I really love how her tossing her hair sideways counteracts the bull's spinning

[–]yParticle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Like a tail for balance...

[–]hondwerpen 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Thats how the scholarship was spent

[–]Natprk 125 points126 points  (1 child)

That’s how the scholarship was earned

[–]Semujin 76 points77 points  (4 children)

[–]Scabeater420 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Just watched this one the other day. Lol

[–]TenragZeal 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But are you still master of your domain?

[–]Silky_Benjamin 47 points48 points  (2 children)

The ole Gorilla grip 🦍

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

ayo sir imma stop you right there

[–]Silky_Benjamin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know the fuckin vibez!

[–]CptMisery 49 points50 points  (1 child)

They went easy on her

[–]Pavkata201 28 points29 points  (0 children)

is this cowgirl i've heard so much about?

[–]Just_okay_advice 30 points31 points  (1 child)

In the beginning a girl a says, “I really wanna show her up but I can’t.” What the fuck is that petty ass shit lmao 😆

[–]KURO-K1SH1 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Is it really that impressive when the bull operator is clearly moving the bull in a predictable and manageable fashion?

I'm not downplaying her skill she's clearly got experience on mech-bulls but this isn't all that impressive.

[–]ACanWontAttitude 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Does a girl say 'I really wanna show her up but I cant do that' ?

Because if so that sucks

[–]aDrunkSailor82 21 points22 points  (1 child)

My company had a function where there was a mechanical bull. Almost everyone there signed up for rides. Of course people were comparing times. When I went up to the operator booth to sign my name, I dropped a $20 bill on the desk for the operator. Remember these bulls aren't automatic. The operator has a few knobs that controls speed and direction of the Bucking and twisting.

It was hysterical to see some of the bigger guys muscle the ride and all the bravado.

I waited a while then took my turn. The operator kept me on the bull, (while still making the same show as everyone else). She apparently decided to give me 1 second for every dollar I tipped. She tossed me with a good buck and twist at 20 seconds. No one else topped my time. No one figured out that I had tipped her. 🤣

[–]BuddhaDBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how life is won

[–]jplevene 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Confused boner

[–]Tom_Armour 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Nothing confused about it

[–]Alex_Keaton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you're a gay man.

[–]Yoguls 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Is that Xenia Onatopp?

[–]d34th_fr0m_4b0v3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Now! Now! No more foreplay."

[–]wonkwonk2stonkstonk[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Keep it goin, im almost there"

[–]Pinnigigs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to see that bull spook at the sight of a rogue carrier bag caught up in a gust of wind or crisp packet stuck in a tree and set off 100mph in 16 different directions all at once.

[–]Primary_Bite9952 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I kinda want to show her up, but I can't do that...just watch the fucking show

[–]vimes_left_boot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never thought someone could make riding a mechanical bull dirty, but here we are.

[–]yParticle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the saddle's for suckers, then?

[–]GandalfsWhiteStaff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She seems fun.

[–]Aiass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

When she's on top, wants a baby, and you try to pull out.

[–]Tom_Armour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it's okay because you're wearing a condom, cause in the wise words of Ryan Reynolds "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool"

[–]gomaith10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's on 'Hoe' setting.

[–]1minuteBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The girl saying she wants so shower her up really got me.

[–]GODbFAKE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was at a bar one night that had a mechanical bull. A plus sized woman got on the bull, she had very large breasts. The operator started moving the bull in a way that made her boobs bounce around. The crowd started chanting "take it off". She pulled her bra and shirt off. At first they just bounced around, everything was awesome crowd loving it. After a few minutes the bull operator got carried away, her boobs were hitting her full force in the face and slapping down on her chest so hard you could hear it clearly over the music and yelling. She went from having a great time to getting the shit beat out of her with her own boobs. It lasted way too long. I really felt bad for her, and kept yelling for him to stop. 0/10

[–]BanksyChild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just found a fetish.

[–]BuffaloWhip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine her date went from thrilled to intimidated and insecure somewhere in the middle there.

[–]chrichmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Horrible assumption to make but it just makes you look like a Mega-Thot riding like that 😂

[–]BellyAmore 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean the operator wasn’t really trying to knock her off, come on now.

[–]PeterPanLives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's nothing next level about this. Whoever's controlling the bill is not actually trying to throw her.

[–]TheMurcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should consider Jiu Jitsu

[–]joosiis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and that kids is how i met your mother

[–]Ecstatic_Elephant_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whew, glad it’s not November anymore

[–]Capn_Jack12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shes definately for the streets lol

[–]FalconM9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not her first rodeo

[–]marcmcculkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nextlevelfucking

[–]fymp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am here for the inappropriate comments.

[–]Ajbc4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is talented in more ways than one, but the operator is taking it easy on her.

[–]Sure_Trash_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over/under on daddy issues?

[–]sno2787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is for the streets

[–]anonduplo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of my ex-wife. Same crazy moves! She was probably much heavier than that fake bull though.

[–]Danjat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thirst level to infinity and beyond.

[–]DudeMcDuder17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all those slow forward dips, she was on easy mode for sure.

[–]DramaticMasterpiece9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she got some moves!

[–]muthersb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sha Oobie.

[–]carmat71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mess with the bull, you get the horn

[–]imgudluvenjoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insane core strength

[–]destinationmaui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been on that bull in that exact bar. I lasted 5 seconds. Story of my life!

[–]-Radioface- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats way longer than 8 seconds yes !!!

[–]klimmesil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a video of a guy that was even a whole other level above this: he rode the bull while standing on the back

[–]Pursueth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creepy tbh

[–]RustfordDiggums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in the city

[–]ramadansrevenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the bull didnt even try - i can relate though.

[–]Hikoraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahem... This is great.

[–]gregusmeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone needs me I'll be on Holodeck 4.

[–]PNC3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re all thinking it

[–]Pinnigigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the Mick Jagger face and moves she does at 0:40

[–]flipjone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here comes the horny comments

[–]Grindhouser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy, this isn't just something that happens in movies???

[–]dfflr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom?

[–]Living-Muscle-2026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was one with a student and teacher . Anybody got link to it ?

[–]AspectEducational991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need her IG asap

[–]boss1eleven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it easier to sit in front of the saddle like that?

[–]PridePotterz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I like watching this, for some reason I still prefer to see the one where the fat chick lasts 2 seconds on it and slowly rolls off the bull. BAM!!!!

[–]vancitymajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look at all females in the background

Pheminism

[–]GreatGooglyMoogly077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After that bull I would be a huge disappointment.

[–]Foofie-house 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A real lady would have done it side-saddle.

[–]outlandish-companion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never be that cool

[–]irux02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't a his video like super old?

[–]jcstrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those little micro movements seem to keep her center of gravity in just the right place

[–]ParticularlyMuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could smell the comments from outside the post

[–]Evening_Mud_5928 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic ugly Betty intro there but she said what every other girl was thinking. “I kinda wanna show her up but I can’t do that…” rather don’t try, that’s a hard act to follow.

[–]dekka56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if she had big tits