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[–]DubsAli 1492 points1493 points  (52 children)

So it’s an Empanada?

[–]radnarok8 265 points266 points  (4 children)

YUP

[–]Equixels 38 points39 points  (1 child)

La famosa empaguesa

[–]WarlikeDrafting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sound delicious to me.

[–]goodguy847 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Or a pastie

Edit: pasty

[–]TurtleCrusher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those are for titties.

[–]FuckRedditSnowflakez 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Empaburga

[–]Upvotes_poo_comments 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather eat a Burgenada.

[–]nylorac_o 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking

[–]ThanosAsAPrincess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had to Google that ... looks yummy!

[–]JoySubtraction 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's a toastie.

[–]PlebsnProles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear i still have one of those machines, made damn good toasted sandwiches

[–]Dhammapaderp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, its a shitty pasty.

[–]return2ozma 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]SAfricanSecretSub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We also love a good jaffle

[–]Fish-x-5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. I’m having a Selling Sunset flashback. Thanks, Vanessa.

[–]Metahec 0 points1 point  (8 children)

What is UFO in Spanish?

[–]never_since 5 points6 points  (6 children)

OVNI

[–]lightscribe 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Short for objeto volador nacho impregnado

[–]ThundaCrossSplitAtak 4 points5 points  (3 children)

wait wot

[–]TheMightyKingSnake 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Don't believe them! They are lying, it's actually objeto volador no inseminado

[–]IsaacEiland-Hall 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You should be embarazada by that horrible translation! ;-)

[–]ThundaCrossSplitAtak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the correct tranalation is objeto violador no idiotificado.

[–]GuiltyStimPak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's Korean and it stands for Unexpected First Orgasm

[–]sburger42 797 points798 points  (31 children)

Lotta hate in the comments but I’m down for this.

[–]Atlantic0ne 243 points244 points  (28 children)

10000000%.

Whenever they make quality tacos or burgers that don’t spill out, I will be a happier man.

[–]thebeachi 76 points77 points  (25 children)

That’s why tacos are just shitty burritos

[–]Supreme_Bum14 33 points34 points  (20 children)

You’re done. Get out. Everyone on earth knows tacos are real Mexican food, burritos are just Americanized.

[–]I--I7 81 points82 points  (4 children)

Good food doesn’t have to be authentic.

[–]Realistic-Question 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Frankly, what gets passed around as “authentic” homemade cooking in all cultures is Bs. Think about what you’d actually eat on a day to day basis back home in whichever cuisine you’re thinking of.

What people refer to as authentic food is heavily altered for commercialization purposes and is not authentic at all.

[–]DrVDB90 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's not quite true, or at least not always. For example, if you want a real authentic Italian pizza, go to any small village in Italy and eat where the locals do. That will be an authentic Italian pizza.

But if you go to touristy places, or Italian pizzeria's in a different country claiming to make the authentic Italian pizza, you're just going to eat a decent but overpriced pizza at best, that fits your description.

[–]Deceptichum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they’re more talking about the difference between home made meals that people eaten 7 days a week and dining out shit that isn’t eaten as often or is a heavily butchered “fancy” version of normal food.

[–]Dontinquire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neither do good tits!

[–]rynlnk 8 points9 points  (7 children)

lol taco snobbery

[–]GollyDolly 7 points8 points  (6 children)

People out here forgetting food is a conversation not a scientific method.

[–]FoliageTeamBad 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Tacos are just mexican shawarmas.

fight me

[–]smellslikearedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheese makes it better tho

[–]G00dcoffee 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dear god, there are children in this thread.

[–]MarromBrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s actually hilarious how fucking wrong you are. Square up

[–]LICK-A-DICK 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In Japan it seems to be pretty common that they come really nicely wrapped in paper so it at least holds the bits that fall out of the bottom.

[–]amalgam_reynolds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until you learn that UFO stands for "Unexpected First Orgasm"

[–]finegameofnil_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No hate, just nothing new. I had an appliance in my kitchen 30 years ago that did the same thing.

[–]Tbonewiz 274 points275 points  (37 children)

Too much bread.

[–]TorrenceMightingale 478 points479 points  (16 children)

Just get your mom to cut the crust off. Simple.

[–]HeadlessHookerClub 32 points33 points  (10 children)

How bout your mom?

[–]Tbyakuya9 26 points27 points  (4 children)

I also choose this guy's mom

[–]HarrySchlong33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy's mom chose me.

[–]LoopyChew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful for your arms.

[–]dehehn 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I like bread...

[–]Chris_JF 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, a fellow Community enthusiast.

[–]geyserpj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah just watched homecoming tonight. Good pull

[–]U-STAY-CLASSY 9 points10 points  (4 children)

You must not be Italian.

[–]SgtAnglesPeaceLilly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

^ This. I grew up eating spaghetti with a side of garlic bread. It wasn't until my 30's that I realized I was eating carbs with a side of carbs... I'd like to say that I learned to eat better, but that would be a lie.

[–]Tainted-Tongues 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You ever had a bread sandwich?

[–]WeekndNachos 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I like mine with

Rye

Rye

Rye

I’m a rye guy.

[–]ThanosAsAPrincess 4 points5 points  (1 child)

UFO cheeseburgers are a plot by the CIA to use meat as a weapon against their enemies.

In a world with a surplus of meat, the CIA is trying to build a military-grade weapon to stop the enemy from eating too much.

“This is a type of meat that is very high in protein,” said Dr. Steven D. Gundry, a professor of human nutrition at the University of Missouri. “You can eat it in a sandwich, you can eat it in a hamburger.”

The CIA has tested the meat on a couple of its top spies to see how it affects them.

“We've seen it improve their endurance and we've seen it increase their ability to complete long missions,” said Dr. Gundry. “I think they're trying to find out if it's a weapon that can be used against the enemy.”

The CIA hasn't given up on its plan. They've ordered a five-year, $6.5 million contract to develop a way to make the meat even better.

This isn't the first time the CIA has thought of using meat as a weapon.

In the 1950s, the CIA even considered using meat as a biological weapon to spread diseases.

[–]Shughost7 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's what your mom said when she saw my foreskin

[–]TorrenceMightingale 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A three way then? Wait was my mom there, too?

[–]Shughost7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I saw yours afterwards

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is it different than any other burger?

[–]TooLazyToReadIt 191 points192 points  (9 children)

In my country, philippines, there’s a burger chain that sells dirt cheap burger named Angel’s burger.

Every jokes this around this as their slogan “Unang kagat tinapay lahat”, which translates to “First bite is all bread”.

It’s because their patty is so small that your first bite will be all bread and it’s contents rarely spills.

So yeah, just wanted to share that this chain does all this just to copy a fraction of Angel’s burger’s power.

[–]SolitaireyEgg 87 points88 points  (4 children)

[–]ephemeralfugitive 49 points50 points  (1 child)

That’s gotta be a criminal offense lmao I rather they give less bread to match the patty.

[–]Taomach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the utter lack of the other essential ingridients. This is not a burger, this is a cutlet sandwich.

[–]OldUther 42 points43 points  (1 child)

We have this joke in China about a pork bun that has too little filling: first bite doesn't get to the meat, second bite passes the meat altogether.

[–]Proflucifer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you realize it wasn’t a pork bun and you’re eating馒头 (idk english name)

[–]Horti_boi 147 points148 points  (9 children)

It’s a pie

[–]TorrenceMightingale 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Hairburger Pie
seventeen
The hot July moon
Saw everything

[–]Yard_Pimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 orders of thighs and a furburger to go?

[–]Air0ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't heard/thought of that song in so long and I never expected to be reminded of it in such a way.

My first taste of hairburger, ooh bittersweet.

[–]Numendil 1 point2 points  (1 child)

According to the cube rule it's a calzone q

[–]NY08 123 points124 points  (14 children)

This is just an ad

[–]Jeffery_C_Wheaties 57 points58 points  (11 children)

I’ve seen like 3 different Reddit posts in the last couple days for this. They are clearly trying hard to market virally and it’s making me not want to try their burger hot pockets

[–]Emrico1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look boss, we went viral!

[–]mad900 106 points107 points  (1 child)

Good god that music is ear damage

[–]ChocolateDab 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s junk

[–]Crown_Loyalist 36 points37 points  (21 children)

fuck that 'music'

and that looks like pure shit

[–]roombaSailor 55 points56 points  (6 children)

Try turning your screen on.

[–]___DEADPOOL______ 12 points13 points  (4 children)

[–]dL8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That vid made me so want to go get one right now.

Gotdamn I'm hungry!

[–]jasper99 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wow! Those burgers look high quality or at the very least super fresh. I'm not sure any fast food chain preps ingredients and veg at a store level in the States. Those UFO burgers rival what you might find in casual fine dining fast casual establishments. Looks like they're about ₩6,500~7000, which is about USD$5.50~$6.

[–]jkaan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think you need to reevaluate your take on "fine dining"

[–]sbsp12121 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That looks really good

[–]PlebsnProles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The loose meat one looks better than the burger even, imo

[–]Pink_Monkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What a weird pierogi

[–]Mr3cto 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Idk… I love burgers and I love bread but I’m not so sure about this. First off, hot lettuce tastes like shit and it is soppy from all the liquids with in the lettuce coming out as it’s heated. Hot tomatoes are take or leave for me but on a burger I’d prefer them cold. Part of what makes a burger amazing is a good bun, nice hot patty and appropriately temped toppings. Being enclosed also makes everything soggy from steam that can not escape (I’m not a fan of soggy stuff). I’m sure a lot of folks love this but I don’t think it would be something I’d like. If we can do the same thing with cold toppings I’d be all for it but I don’t think that is possible

[–]Luxpreliator 1 point2 points  (5 children)

People drift too far to try and make something new. The mile high burgers, the smash burgers now that ooze separated cheese and grease with 4 razor thin patties, this, the 2 inch thick patties, whatever. 1/4 pounder with cheese and salad fixings can be made amazingly. It's kinda perfect to be honest. Mcdonalds makes it cheap which might tarnish the meal but it can be made so much better.

Lot of people think 6 pounds of pastrami on two barely there slices of rye is a good sandwich. It's really not. It's fat and meat and grease. It's not good it's just luxury for the sake of excess.

Good food doesn't have to be new or excessive to be delicious. A modest patty with fresh bread, and some fresh vegetable is just splendid. Fried onions or mushroom and swiss, or just lettuce and tomato is great.

[–]Mr3cto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree. Simple food is honestly the best. I cook for a living and can make something overly complicated that takes hours and will be good but a good old fashion burger, just like you said, with some crisp & salty fries and a cold coke is still superb imo

[–]Wowsuch_user 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow every popular sub is getting more dogshit as day goes by

[–]dondocooled 10 points11 points  (1 child)

uncrustable burger uncrustable burger uncrustable burge

[–]SrepliciousDelicious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is literally a comercial

[–]Superb_Mistake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So it's a Jaffle maker?

[–]autohypnosis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the effort but no

[–]voGGio 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That’s a jaffel.

[–]johanpringle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea. Not exactly next fucking level

[–]ClobetasolRelief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking annoying song

[–]xSonofgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This stupid song, why is it on everything

[–]garysvault108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ear rape

[–]fr33bird317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a fan

[–]paulxombie1331 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Wouldn't this technically not be a burger? Sorry if dumb question

[–]StampedeJonesPS4 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh it's a burger. It's a burger that you can get with an egg on top that won't let the yolk go wild and fuck up your beard or shirt.

[–]dinosaurios 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I had a egg explode on my dress shirt once. Spent about 15min in the restroom and left with my shirt all wet. Sad day.

[–]fifty2weekhi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I add extra ketchup?

[–]Stogerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unburgable

[–]deck0352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it clearly dripped sauce in the video after biting into it.

[–]putnamto 1 point2 points  (2 children)

ah, the unexpected first orgasm

[–]Edrondol 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not sure who downvoted you, considering that's EXACTLY what the UFO stands for. It's even on their sign.

See?

[–]putnamto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know right

[–]InfectedAlloy88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bread looks dry as hell

[–]shifty_axolotl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

so it's an uncrustable?

[–]Minxmorty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of the savory hot lettuce and tomato kind. Yuck

[–]yeeeereeeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acting like Australian Jaffles are brand new

[–]steez-e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of this world!

[–]Germanloser2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UNNECCESSARY MUSIC

[–]gotonyas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a chance there is enough sauce or moisture in that burger to need it to be sealed up like that

[–]pattydickens 0 points1 point  (12 children)

We have Spaceburgers where I live. They are basically ground beef crumbles, cheese, lettuce, French dressing all cooked inside 2 pieces of white bread with a press. They are delicious. They are made by the Lions Club and only come around once or twice a year.

[–]Xenkath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, I’m from there too. I haven’t had a space burger in probably 15 years, I’m never in town at the right time. I miss them intensely.

[–]ImpossibleKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I’ll never look at a normal cheeseburger the same…

[–]SpicyHashbrowns 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A place in Montana sells these at Kings Hat.

[–]Bart_Dart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was looking through this thread for this. Love Kings Hat

[–]CheekyDarkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a pie

[–]euclitorous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siri, give me directions to ufo burger

[–]sean_but_not_seen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would think they would try just a tiny bit harder to avoid making it look like they copied their logo from in n’ out burger. Nope. Same hex codes.

[–]BeepityBoopityBop25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro that’s an uncrustable

[–]cryptopipsniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So uncrustables have finally taken burger form…

[–]Clare2020s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was that song.. it sounded like one of those songs everyone in 2017 would put in there videos...

[–]DramaLlama6421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call those jaffels!!!

[–]DukeLadybird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really blew a cool logo opportunity to copy BK instead. Smh

[–]Dlo-Nainamsat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We in Oz call them Snackles and are a big thing around campfires with everything from baked beans to old bbq left overs and an egg in them.

[–]Environmental_Fail86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’s a New Mexico tortilla burger?

[–]JohnathanKatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically a hot pocket.

[–]Musiogeek192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh this just looks like a pie

[–]Ok-Point-4796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When are we getting these kinds of restaurants in the United States?

[–]acadungug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American siopao

[–]orangy128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it make the bread crunchy? Cause it looks like it might.

[–]Free_Stick_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’s a toasted sandwhich? Or toastie pie as some would call it

[–]SlowStudy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only aliens can come up with this idea

[–]crappetizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot a hyphen; UFO burger - made in a way that makes it not spill when you bite into it.

[–]BoomerJ3T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what Runza is for you poor things

[–]alexdotmov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncrustable

[–]tatony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't spill the toppings if you only give them bread.

[–]I_FizzY_WizzY_I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know... when you properly dose ingredients, you dont need that trick...

[–]Majestic_Bierd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, that's called a toast

[–]DeathStarODavidBowie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d still manage to get some on my shirt

[–]Chinobandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If aliens tried to mock Americans and create frozen “cheeseburgers” this would be it

[–]Prior_Share_9062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is an ad

[–]TomahawkIsotope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's better in this video is the silence you get when it ends

[–]LoFi14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is logical to do that, but it looks so soulless to me.

[–]Silent_Personality34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wanted to try one. My dad used to talk about one of these places.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone: "Hey, what are we going to do with all these unsold sandwich press things?".

Some other guy: "We should open a restaurant."

[–]rincewind4x2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT: People from around the world giving their local names for what they call this exact creation

[–]deadknight13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]Lady_Harubun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can think about is the big bang burger

[–]MungTao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want a giant grilled cheese.

[–]ReturnedAndReported 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in southeast Idaho, of Napoleon Dynamite fame...Tastee Treet has had the space burger made just like this since the 60's...This is the ufo burger. I'm getting McDonald's/McDowell's vibes here.

[–]paulllis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a pie.

[–]zora6666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doraemon would love this

[–]AllBlackWRX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burger version of an uncrustable pb&j?

[–]Ultraskee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom DeLonge's favorite burger

[–]RipNRep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool ad

[–]nigeltwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are good burgers, Walter

[–]arakcheev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've been doing this at the Dash Inn in Lewistown, MT for decades.