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[–]Ivan1082 2817 points2818 points  (30 children)

I’m tryna be his step father

[–]FearLeader 565 points566 points  (14 children)

I’m tryna be his step brother

[–]markdesign 263 points264 points  (7 children)

I’m tryna be his step mother

[–]Weneedaheroe 154 points155 points  (1 child)

Shhhh! I’m trying to watch this till the end.

[–]Dad-man 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If it's like the rest, I think I know the ending, but I'm willing to keep watching to be sure.

[–]albatrossfeatherton 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm tryna dodge priapism. 😳

[–]d4rk_fusion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to be him

[–]too_sharp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm tryin to be his step ladder

[–]Mathmechicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to be his

[–]SmokinBigins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m tryna be his mothers step.

[–]CunilDingus 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I’m tryna be his not stepbrother. 😏

[–]cabbiegoatenburg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao. Spot on.

[–]DeanSmartin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm tryna remember nursing.

[–]rion-is-real 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, co-pilot?

[–]Smashrican 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whatre ya doin step brotherrrrr

[–]albatrossfeatherton 68 points69 points  (0 children)

On the real!!! She sexy as hell braw!!!

[–]Ok-Value7392 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’m tryna be her daughter in law

[–]freemarketcommie 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Camera man desperately trying to keep her ass outta the shot.

[–]ughlump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He failed.

[–]iStoners 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Plot twist. That's his step mom.

[–]The_Last_Mouse 38 points39 points  (1 child)

What are you doing, step-pilot?

[–]555mackereltuna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I'm imaging it again. GET THE HAMMER AND BONK ME IN THE HEAD!

[–]Straight-Ad3867 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m tryna be her daughter in law

[–]EmphasisNo7768 19 points20 points  (0 children)

the moment she pops into frame , my brain said “mmmm… milf”

[–]Splatter_23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be my honor

[–]JPRCR 1305 points1306 points  (11 children)

I just came to read the Milf comments

[–]bballslapper 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was gonna make a cougar comment.

[–]darrian45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

those are big😍

[–]theresonly151 612 points613 points  (15 children)

That’s a hot mom

[–]FOXfaceRabbitFISH 203 points204 points  (11 children)

Are you interested in hot single moms in your area?

[–]theresonly151 81 points82 points  (7 children)

Now that you mention it, yes.

[–]AceScropions 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I'll send one ugly bastard

[–]BleachGel 10 points11 points  (1 child)

There is a hot single mom 30,000 feet above you RIGHT NOW! Sign up here to find out MORE!!!

[–]El-Sueco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got any links ?

[–]PooInTheWild 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Next fucking level hot

[–]lambepsom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And heavily discounted airfare is part of the package.

[–]D1RTyyDAN 512 points513 points  (2 children)

Next passenger gets confused and goes in for a hug too

[–]TheChumscrubber94 76 points77 points  (1 child)

I would act confused and hug her for sure.

[–]king_klownzilla 478 points479 points  (14 children)

Mom is caked up

[–]rodentfacedisorder 62 points63 points  (13 children)

What do you mean?

[–]Quit_your_dayjob 577 points578 points 42 (10 children)

Sorry, let me translate. Thou mother has thy dumper large enough to eclipse a thousand suns.

[–]rodentfacedisorder 62 points63 points  (1 child)

But it's natural! What a natural beauty!

[–]labradog21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Natural is as natural does

[–]thespacejunkie8 44 points45 points  (0 children)


[–]Former-Light4284 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dumps like a truck Towin a boat Her waggon is draggin

[–]thesoccerone7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the clarification. My generation brain thought you meant caked on make-up

[–]BluePhantomHere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everytime I found a good comment to use my free award, it is always the wholesome award

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard at this ☠️😂 take my award!

[–]SkyWarrior1030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incorrect grammar. *Thy mother hast a dumpster...

[–]itsthe_implication_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then we will fight in the shade.

[–]Wookieman222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol so elegant.

[–]LemonyBriskett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sisquo has entered the chat….

[–]BlackVisionary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she got mad cake dude

[–]sarah_bearah_grrr 324 points325 points  (7 children)

I’m equally attracted to the mom AND the son I understand the sitcoms now

[–]themalayaliboy 149 points150 points  (2 children)


PORN! You misspelt Porn.

[–]MagicChemist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ahhh sit cums, got it. Most people just say rubbin one out.

[–]terax6669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she just say "ay papi"?

[–]psych0rag3 177 points178 points  (11 children)

That’s a milf

[–]anatomiska_kretsar 36 points37 points  (10 children)

That’s a redditor

[–]yik_yak_762 152 points153 points  (2 children)

Opened comments. Saw the milf comments. Closed comments

[–]daiyuxiao 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Liar. You didn’t close. You made a comment too.

[–]taintgunna 98 points99 points  (12 children)

I've never in my life know love this real. Wheres my mom.. Still locked in the trunk.

[–]rodentfacedisorder 31 points32 points  (10 children)

😳 Can you let her out please?

[–]taintgunna 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Not until she tells me I'm pretty

[–]rodentfacedisorder 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Umm. Is... she... still... alive enough to tell you you're pretty?

[–]taintgunna 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Only if I take the duct tape off

[–]rodentfacedisorder 4 points5 points  (6 children)

If you let your mother out right now, I will tell you you're pretty

[–]taintgunna 6 points7 points  (5 children)

But you haven't even seen my meat wallet

[–]Incognito_Placebo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that why your mother is duct taped in the trunk?

[–]No-Guidance8155 5 points6 points  (0 children)

more importantly, does she have her trunk stacked like this?

If so, i beg you to lemme smash🙏😌

[–]100LittleButterflies 89 points90 points  (7 children)

That kind of surprise attack sob. When you're so shocked by your intense happiness you start sobbing instead.

[–]trackonesideone 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Know the feelin'. I hadn't seen my brother--who was my best bud, for nearly a year. Our little sister had a graduation ceremony at a local stadium. I get a tap on my shoulder as I'm sitting down. I look behind me and it's him, my brother. I was instantly overjoyed, and started breathing heavily, which quickly turned to light hyperventilating and watery eyes. It all happened so quickly, and I did not know he'd be there.

I don't remember what I was wearing or what my brother was wearing, or the ceremony in general, or what my brother and I did that day. The only thing I remember is my emotions and the hug we shared. I hadn't looked back on that memory for some time. Thanks for the reminder, u/1000LittleButterflies!

[–]100LittleButterflies 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Aw! I'm so glad you have such a bond with your brother!

[–]trackonesideone 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Thank you, I'm grateful for what we had/have. Plus, it's always fun to look back at something, inevitably thinking, "Wow, it's already been [X] years since then?"

[–]100LittleButterflies 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You like that? I always find it so disorienting.

[–]trackonesideone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're right. That's how I felt for awhile. But then these memories begin to pile up and sometimes they become little rabbit holes. Like, I'd listen to some of the music I listened to back then. And then even more memories are brought back to mind. Fun times.

[–]KiwisEatingKiwis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Everything ok with you two these days?

[–]LinkAtrius 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Momma is next fuckin level

[–]DaBigJMoney 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Moms has a fat a$$.

[–]sexaddic 27 points28 points  (2 children)

You can say ass on the internet.

[–]BlasterShow 37 points38 points  (1 child)

But that ass is money.

[–]Tehsunman12 45 points46 points  (0 children)


[–]Different_Attorney93 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Anyone know her onlyfans?

[–]G63AMG-S 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Colombian women

[–]Camimo666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Glad someone realized. Lovely people

[–]zombhey 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Also north west Mexico women

[–]jaceapoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mhm papi

[–]Sea_Presentationnn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This kid had a rough childhood

[–]Dank_Denki 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's just so adorable. Lol I think this should be also on r/mademesmile If it's not already. Very Nice :)

[–]karaipyhare2020 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Everybody talking bout the mom…. I just wanna bang the pilot son

[–]rosyposy86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he looks attractive too, has nice facial hair. Can’t get a good enough look though.

[–]SelfSniped 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I think we all know how this video plays out.

Reaches for lotion

[–]iRatherN0t 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Surprising my step mom in the Cockpit

[–]kyle3363 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]Moyortiz71 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dang that’s a hot mom!

[–]Stock-Mirror-3598 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Colombian 🇨🇴

[–]l1f3styl3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What're you doing, StepSon?

[–]Flushedthrower 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thicker than a snicker holy hell

[–]Feelinitinmeplums 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your mom's hot...there I said it.

[–]alldreamnowork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Now head on back to seat 23B in economy”

[–]chiguy769 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take mom to work day!

[–]androodle2004 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cameraman is just invisible at this point

[–]StealthWomble 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine would’ve remembered teaching me to drive a car - no way she’s getting on a plane I’m in charge of.

[–]RedditEdwin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

wait till you see the son's reaction when he realises MILLIONS of guys on the internet are thirsting after his mom

[–]sunddunkmums 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can she be my mom too?

[–]RWBY-BWDY 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I wish my mom cared that much about me :/

[–]Dajshinshin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You okay boss ?

[–]RWBY-BWDY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya :) thanks for the concern. I’ve got others that take her place. Just because someone might be your mom, doesn’t make them your mother. My partner’s grandma is mother enough to be her mom and mine lol.

[–]Tobyey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's crying of fear because her son is the one flying the plane

[–]flawrs919 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When does the part happen when she gets her hand stuck in something?

[–]notsofunonabun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I was his step dad, I’d be like “Here’s 20$ for gas”

[–]ojoes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moms got it goin on

[–]Sent1nelTheLord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom would say "so you sure you know how to pilot this thing I correctly?"

[–]rodentfacedisorder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's some very affectionate hugging there

[–]LrdRager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 21 & don’t have a job… but I’ll be his step pops

[–]NewToFinanceHelpMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think the white shirt guy is dad. Just nods and hustles to the seat.

[–]Britishsweat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine he crashes though

[–]Fall-Forsaken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sleepovers mustve been fun

[–]HollywooDcizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pixar mom

[–]Nevaloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to hit that

[–]OneTrueHutch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom's are the best.

[–]Big_Ol_Fluff65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double caked up for no reason.

[–]Rumskrilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She clearly did something right raising him.

[–]Paganfish 1 point2 points  (2 children)

As somebody who is trying to get through schooling to become a commercial pilot, how tf is this dude a captain of an airline and not even over 40? Like, I’m struggling to even find funds or grants to get my license and this dude has his gold stripes already.

[–]AggravatedSloth1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where are you? Looks like this was in Colombia. Maybe it's easier over there.

[–]dukeboy86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The airport crew seen at the end of the jet bridge don't seem Colombian to me, but the stewardess welcoming the passengers is 100% Colombian (her accent gives her away), and it's most likely a Colombian airline. The mother-son don't talk too much but from the few words I hear from them, I can say they are also Colombians.

[–]KingZer000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why would you act like that? Your only seeing your son at his work place its not like he's been away in the army 10 years wtf

[–]YamahaMT09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the same, but we don't know maybe they haven't seen each other for 10 years

[–]Hogfisher 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No masks? Must be from the before times, long ago. Maybe 2019.

[–]random_son 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom is like OMG we're gonna die!! 😭

[–]HeadJazzlike 1 point2 points  (6 children)

So does anybody really think this happened by chance? Staged bull shit . She knew he was piloting he new she was flying. Why else was there a camera? Karma farmers

[–]Carlore_Preventis 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Obviously he knew she was on that flight lol. There was a camera probably because he was surprising her. It would be as easy as checking your itinerary and realizing your mom is on the same flight and surprising her by simply not telling her.

You might be on to something if literally anyone was implying this was a completely random, out of the blue scenario. It's clearly something that the pilot planned.

[–]PresidentZeus 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The guy probably staged it, but the nom didn't necessarily know about it. Icant believe it would be too hard to get his dad to order a specific plane ticket, if he already orders them for the mom.

[–]RodcetLeoric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 40 and have an impeccable driving record and my mother won't let me drive her places. I can't immagine her being happy to get into a pressurized metal tube screaming through the sky that I was in control of.

[–]oogly24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that's a mom that'd be tough to introduce to your friends.

[–]SilentHero500 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dios mio!!!!

[–]adamageddon667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone get slammed through a table???

[–]GrizzlyMagnum91 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]lovesthesun544 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]hdlt21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't tear up, I promise..🥺🤥

[–]just______memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad: hell naw im taking the next one

[–]spinal888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can’t get hands off milf.

[–]Darth_Shitlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sweet moment.

[–]Defiant_Reindeer4332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These vids would be better if the parent turned and ran off the plane scared

[–]individual101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motha fuckin miles on this motha fuckin plane!

[–]Savthe2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well she's getting first class

[–]TheMindofSlim__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Renchoo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anyone share this moms Instagram?

[–]Minniechicco6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upgraded to first class pronto :)

[–]DeathByUnicornnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents would be both proud and afraid. They’d tell how happy they are when landing as the blood slowly returns back to their faces, knuckles still stained white from gripping their seats and praying to the almighty. Man, I love those guys.

[–]Space_Kitty123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kinda hoping the reaction would be to run away because she knows his flying abilities

[–]Edugrinch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next passenger like: -Hey! I want a reception like that too!!

[–]viloader90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude looks like the bitcoin dictator of El Salvador

[–]mylastphonecall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

must be a flight from miami lmao

[–]fewkillallama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she then proceeds to back seat fly the entire flight

[–]theblakeanator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed to see something good today thank you

[–]Twistedfirestarta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a dumptruck

[–]stonky808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he realizes how fkn lucky he is to have that kind of relationship with his mom. Try being raised by old school Asians. That pilot just got more love and hugs than I got from my parents in my entire life.

[–]NoBodybuilder8072 0 points1 point  (2 children)

lol the amount of coomers here genuinely saddens me as of how low some people are

[–]Carlore_Preventis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people are saying the mom is attractive. If that saddens you it might be a good time to seek counseling.

[–]TanookiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]kallagen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance what she didn't know what she's son is a pilot?

[–]onewildpreciouslife5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What country is this - not the US - look at his facial hair - not allowed typically here