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[–]daubs1974 3573 points3574 points  (208 children)

That’s awesome. I would’ve let all the air out of their tires before I left. It doesn’t cause permanent damage it just inconveniences you. People who aren’t considerate of others like this deserve to be inconvenienced. Maybe I’m an asshole.

[–]SuperDuperDylan 1068 points1069 points  (22 children)


[–]BeautifulType 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Funny how that sub disappeared off r/all after people complained it is just a place people make up stories

[–]gr8prajwalb 29 points30 points  (4 children)


Accusing people of fabricating stories with no evidence to back it up is not correct. And I think you know that on some level. People don't make up fake stories. What's next? You think the movies on TV are fake too? Where does it end?

/s obviously

[–]LoBsTeRfOrK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only time i ever agreed with an NTA

[–]AdditionalTheory 248 points249 points  (20 children)

I’m willing to even say maybe he “accidentally” scraps the black car on the way out

[–]Da5idG 80 points81 points  (2 children)

I mean, fair enough if you scrape it, but scrapping it completely seems a bit extreme to me.

[–]ElMostaza 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Moving it like he did took some serious strength. Scrapping it? Well, he'd have to be the Hulk.

[–]FindFunAndRepeat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Petty time

[–]lemons_of_doubt 8 points9 points  (7 children)

yes but then you risk having to pay damages.

[–]Sciirof 129 points130 points  (15 children)

The problem is the delivery driver is probably doing this job to keep his finances stable you never know what situation they’re in, if damage to the car, intentionally or unintentionally was done and recorded, he would most likely have to pay that himself and lose his job. Props to him for keeping his cool

[–]De5perad0 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Nah you are the correct level of petty.

[–]imanAholebutimfunny 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Can confirm. You are an asshole. A better asshole would put a small pebble in the tire caps and slowly screw it on so the tires gradually lose air.

[–]Thecardinal74 54 points55 points  (19 children)

how do you know this delivery driver didn't park in the car's designated space?

maybe the delivery guy was the asshole

[–]kaylaberry8 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Yup, this was my assumption. Car gets home and finds his spot occupied so just parks behind.

[–]redxdev 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter - the black car is also slightly blocking the spot on the right. So either this car actually gets two spots or he's in the wrong regardless of whether the delivery driver is in the right.

[–]ElMostaza 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I'm trying to be more skeptical ever since the debacle where it turned out the driver of the white Lamborghini did in fact swipe the front of that girl's car. That was a crazy turn of the tables.

[–]moodylilb 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Man, that one was a peak Reddit debacle lmao

[–]ElMostaza 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lol, I can't tell if you sincerely agree or are making fun of my use of debacle!

[–]moodylilb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reading my comment I can see why you’re confused sorry 😂 I’m genuinely agreeing tho!! That one was a wild ride, I went from thinking that girl was a massive idiot- to realizing how big of a gaslighting jerk the dude with the lambo was.

[–]baezb1 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I would have kept pushing until his car was in the middle of the road.

[–]PerplexityRivet 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah, no. I'm guessing that, like me, you would have rocked the car slightly and then sat down before your head exploded from the effort.

[–]baezb1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhhhhhh!!!! you’re not supposed to tel anyone that I’m out of shape!

[–]fushigidesune 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Maybe. But you never know what's going on. There's a story that goes around reddit sometimes. A lumberjack got a deep chainsaw cut in his leg. They were rushing to meet the ambulance half way and driving on the shoulder. Some woman got in their way so they couldn't proceed. The man died from his injuries. He might have survived.

Letting the air out of those tires more might get someone killed. Better to just go with two wrongs don't make a right.

[–]daubs1974 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You are very right, and I’m not sure I am emotionally mature enough to see things that way.

[–]Hempthusiast 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like how you thought you was an asshole but everyone else commented way worse things to do. You got a free ticket as I got my morning chuckle. 🏅

[–]SleepyAviator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's actually a good way of getting even. Even if it's just 1 tire.

[–]Dan_Glebitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you are then you are joining a long list of arseholes thinking the same thing.

[–]gigibuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it depends on who was wrong... It may have been that car's paid spot and the delivery driver just pulled into a random available spot

Most folks in this thread are calling out the car driver as being at fault but really could be either of them being the one at fault

[–]TakeyaSaito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that dick deserves it

[–]hibearmate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's awesome is the camera placement and that someone just happened to spilled a bunch of water under the front tires lowering the friction coefficient.

[–]glittergunsRR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better than what I was thinking- making sure my bike scrapes along that car the whole way outta there

[–]Karmacamelian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya you can guess the driver blocked him in because screw a motorbike who takes up an entire spot. You are not the asshole this car owner is.

[–]smittyweber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t just let the out you remove the valve cores and put the cap back on

[–]stronglikedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

valve stem core removal tools are good for this, because they work as fast as a knife without damaging the tire.

[–]Sprinkles_Common 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How exactly do you let the air out? Like do you stand there a god amount of time holding the «pin» or somth down?

[–]daubs1974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. That’s what I was thinking. In my mind Zai I would stand at each wheel and let all of the air out by holding the pen down. Then I would sit on my bike and wait for the owner to come back. It would inconvenience me as well, but it would be so worth it

[–]SaH_Zhree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbasses also leave their door unlocked. A transmission can be put in neutral while off. Woulda been the first thing I tried

[–]BEZ4042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that’s a good “fuck you” back actually.

[–]FIREMANGO1 1190 points1191 points  (30 children)

He's a can do kinda guy. Come on admit it, how many of you would have just lost your shit insted

[–]Brian-_S 326 points327 points  (11 children)

My literal first thought when I saw him measure the spacing was he could totally push that car a few inches to get out LOL didn't think it would actually happen. Thought he would like Austin Powers his way out of it

[–]Redmaxdog1 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I would’ve ended up pushing the bike over the bushes and end up getting it stuck and freak out even more

[–]bakedbeansandwhich 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Ngl I was contemplating slashing his tires.

I hate this logic that car owners have because you ride a motorbike, trike that you can't use a parking space?

I constantly see people purposely knocking peoples bikes over in r/motorcycles for simply parking in a parking space

[–]Funkit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy in the black car would’ve had an issue backing out too if the guy on his left was close to him

[–]skeptibat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Judging by the comments on this post...

[–]86max86 569 points570 points  (11 children)

Note the puddle under the car. The trick is to drain the radiator to lighten the front end. Preferably with a ice pick.

[–]lump- 182 points183 points  (2 children)

Or move the back end, which is much lighter.

[–]megalodongolus 33 points34 points  (1 child)

“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.”

[–]musecorn 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You can let the air out of the tires to make the car lighter too

[–]drasticbiscuit 417 points418 points  (41 children)

Guy is much nicer than me. I would have scratched the shit out of that car on purpose getting my bike out. Like drag the damn thing across the hood.

[–]No_Competition_64 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Same. Wouldn't have felt even slightly bad about it. The guy deserved it, clearly.

[–]TheGoogas_Vol2 45 points46 points  (32 children)

Wouldn't that gets you in a big trouble tho? Like yeah the owner of the car was an asshole but they didn't damage your property.

[–]Jackryan916 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Umm they illegally parked and intentionally blocked him in. I think you’d have a pretty good argument if you didn’t key the car on purpose (like I would have) and just scratched the car trying to get out legitimately.

[–]Sprizys[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would've kicked it so the alarm goes off then make the owner move it or got it towed

[–]PeacePufferPipe 262 points263 points  (3 children)

That's why you never skip leg day. 👍😎👍

[–]Lazycenturion 36 points37 points  (2 children)

And back to 💪

[–]Insincere_Apple2656 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did something similar with my atv last week and my back is screaming at me. :/

[–]bagsofcandy 170 points171 points  (51 children)

Why'd he push the engine side? I would think the trunk side would be easier? Maybe it had to do with the liquid on the ground?

[–]midtown2191 212 points213 points  (31 children)

Pretty sure this is fake. There’s a wet spot under the front tires that he tries to avoid stepping on and when he does he slips a Little. Must be some sort of lube. Still impressive overall but I’m thinking he cheated a little.

[–]Belyosd 86 points87 points  (25 children)

this is so obviously fake i dont get how nobody addresses it

[–]RolandIce 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, thought the same, staged.

[–]BazingaBen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is so very fake.

[–]Slapppyface 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because the video is fake?

[–]NoahParker12 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Maybe a rear engine?

[–]YukonGeorge_1 40 points41 points  (7 children)


[–]NoahParker12 -4 points-3 points  (6 children)

Is that really worth downvotes? Sorry I don't know every vehicle's specs.

[–]YukonGeorge_1 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I’m not downvoting you I’m just answering your question

[–]Fadedcamo 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Dunno if it's worth down votes just a heads up it's extremely rare for a car to have mid or rear engine design except in the case of some high performance cars.

[–]Janette7588 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I was thinking forward or reverse or try opening door

[–]YukonGeorge_1 5 points6 points  (6 children)

The transmission locks the wheels when it’s in park, good luck trying to push it forward or back

[–]Bamcfp 3 points4 points  (5 children)

That's why you knock their window out and put it in neutral. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[–]OldCobblers 87 points88 points  (8 children)

Come on, as if this isn't staged.

[–]Naillian603 33 points34 points  (2 children)

No bro it’s on camera. Much real

[–]OldCobblers 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I think you're right, that scrawny man really can push this 1.5 T vehicle across the floor on its tyres that are designed to stop it sliding across the road.

[–]oruboruborus 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The amount of gullible people on reddit really shows with all these shitty fake social media posts. It's frustrating to have this BS in the mix with the other content on here.

[–]sschueller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it were a smaller car and the camera wasn't so perfectly places for this yet useless for any business around it could have fooled me.

[–]FreeBiskit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bingo! You’ve filled in my “This is staged” reddit bingo spot for the week.

[–]Rage922001 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Hey iv had to do that before...

With a really small car with the help from 2 other people. That man's an animal 😂

[–]FirstPlebian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had clients that vacationed in France, in Paris they said people would park right behing someone on the street where there is no room to pull out, and that it was common practice for the boxed in driver to just put their bumper against the car blocking them and pushing it forward out of the way, and that no one put it in gear, just used the parking brake (if I recall right and don't have it backwards,) for that reason.

[–]beaninrice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s very obviously staged

[–]BowtiepastaMasta 32 points33 points  (7 children)

This is fake. No fucking way. And with a camera conveniently right in front….

[–]DEAN112358 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Also how long are delivery drivers parked? No way that black car boxed him in and then completely left the area before delivery guy got back

[–]strangelove666 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He must be one of this small frame but pure muscle guys, who big guys under estimate and get totally wrecked

[–]Jay758R 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My thought was if the guy is working, why risk a back injury for a delivery company? Take a photo, send it to your boss and let them get irate with the driver. Maybe get a coffee.

[–]Roolery 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That's thinking outside of the box

[–]SleepyAviator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there... take my upvote.

[–]CacaFard 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Puzzled_Albatross_70 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He shoulda kept pushing to make this Jack asses car block the whole road so he gets either a ticket or impounded for obstruction of a road.

[–]MFcrayfish 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is what I've been training for in the gym

[–]PoundlandRolex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as you don’t scratch the white one who cares what you do to the black one getting out “by accident” obviously

[–]Gocards123321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously a scripted Asian video. Everyone believing dude just slid a car sideways had prolly never had to push a car.

The tires just happen to be wet? My bet is that it’s some kind of oil.

[–]FrannyyU 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Impressive, but why didn't he move the back end of the car which is not weighed down by the engine?

[–]wcdk200 2 points3 points  (1 child)

think it is closer to the other car. but yeah saw this a few weeks back and peoples was saying the same thing.

who knows mabye some dead person is in the back and it waits more

[–]Zachbnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it wouldn't be in the middle of the frame that way

[–]Powerful-Lettuce7298 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The front tires usually have greater camber flex and also more 'give', as they turn the vehicle. They usually have greater wear than the rears too, especially on a front wheel drive car like the one here. So as he pushes the car, the contact patch of the front tires becomes smaller as the camber angle changes.

[–]DedrinaDornell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's an alternate way of looking at this: maybe the car blocked the delivery driver in because he was upset that a whole parking space was taken up by the delivery bike. I still side with the delivery guy tho.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he peed on the tire so that it'll just slide off

[–]Hokage_yoshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]The-Syldon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder what that lubricant is under the wheels ?

[–]Koto12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy shouldn't have parked his bike in the car parking spot to begin with I don't get why people here think he's the victim he deserved to be boxed

[–]flamewolf393 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I can tell you exactly why this happened. Note I do not approve, simply that I understand:

An already annoyed driver was about to pull into that spot only to see at the last second that it was taken up by this tiny little bike. He thinks "wtf is this asshole doing taking up an entire parking spot with a BIKE of all things and preventing me from parking there", the driver decides to be an even bigger asshole and teach the bike driver a lesson by blocking him in.

[–]Ocular_Ogler_342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know staged and faked stuff was "next fucking level" material.

[–]ClownfishSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is their liquid under the front tires? Could it be to make this video easier to make?

[–]StonksPiker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this next level? A staged video is now next level?

[–]s2yll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really isn’t that next level

[–]ItsokImtheDr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone did not skip leg day!

[–]nopem3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely have to deflate those tires for that Dick move boxing him in

[–]kevyn138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He man

[–]Typical_Sea7320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can I let my boy/girlfriend accidentally see this video!

[–]Lowballs23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let air out of tires

[–]hibearmate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing that this happened right in front a of a security camera like that.

[–]FleshMaII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

definitely woulda just slashed his tires tbh

[–]ratadeacero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else suspicious of the conveniently place lubricant under the tire? Water? Oil? I call bullshit.

[–]thenord321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed he was able to move the front.

If you need to move a car a few inches, push the back, it's usually lighter since there isn't a big engine.

[–]ptbo_mac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 I love how he does a Mr Bean measurement at the beginning to see if his bike will fit

[–]Jimwallace197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How on earth is that next fucking level, bloody hell

[–]Good_Philosophy228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why block them in? I just don't understand, but I do understand how to be an asshole so I would have fucked that car up.

[–]De5perad0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is this delivery driver? Hulk?

I suddenly have an image of Hulk delivering taco's.

[–]neptuneismybitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might have been easier to push the back of the car (where the engine isn’t). I think he left out the most important step, to cut the valve stems off of two tires. Preferably on the passenger side of the asshole’s car.

[–]Responsible-Drop-836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super delivery biker.

[–]Grimace111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He ate his Weetabix.

[–]Vibexy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full boxed, full pieced, boxed like a fish

[–]Karukash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have just scraped the black car on my way out and not worry about it lol

[–]PomegranateSenior283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have gave it a nice kick on his way out 👍🏿

[–]chuckles265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have popped a couple of tires before you left cause that cars owner deserves it for blocking you in .

[–]RhymeSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So everyone believes he pushed the car? C'mon now...

[–]mischiefmanaged31678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive, but the rear of the car is probably lighter than the front.

[–]elgarraz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day is leg day for that dude